/brit/

or you need to go to /britfeel/ because /brit/ is a normie general

i am genuinely disabled, the only thing women have ever given me was pity. fuck off lad

get your willy out lads its penis inspection day

whats the difference at this point

tiniest violin in the world mate
you're literally a millionaire

what disability lad?

if i were a millionaire virgin freak i would just go abroad and live like a king 2bh

on my way to toil

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not like that matters when you're as ugly and unlikable as me lol sick of you normals thinking money is all that matters when iv tried approaching possibly 2000 girls and faced rejection every time

>of you normals
Confirmed imposter we all know homealone would say neurotypicals

go to the philippines and buy a rural mansion and fuck the best looking local girls

Yeah call center

that doesn't sound comfy that sounds suicide inducing

Cerebral palsy

*sniff*.... *sniff sniff*

............. normbles

do you get your helper to type out your posts

honestly doubt you've approached even 50 girls

that's the dream

were u on naked attraction last week u managed to get a date tho

just watched the episode of frasier where he has to fire a nigger

I spend the day watching TV and get back home with a 100€ in the pocket, in what world is that suicide inducing

lads help me out

no you don't

roll and sausage please mate

what?

roll and sausage

>center
Australia has fallen

i used to as a teenager and early 20s but I've got a good seat mechanic now that helps me

get me a job fuck sake

Fine I'll gas them jews but you'll have to pay me $6 million off the record

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To be sure to be sure

sounds riveting watching the proles struggle to tie their shoelaces all day

don't believe you
utter bollocks

i need the u.s. to grant my asylum to get my away from the coward janny who barracks and harrasses me in /brit/

Hayley Williams from Paramore is still peng

aarrghhhhh I am *this* close to turning the heating on

Make a gimmick and put it on YouTube and make a patreon and ask people to donate
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wTza4FF8Fsg

alri mboko

virgin

sun's out
knob's out

have never heard anyone use the term barracking meaning taunting until Tim and I thought it was his own invention

He made a new? Ban him

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youtube.com/watch?v=j5zN83T6JuY

I told that biatch to fuck off a million times. She refuses to and just repeats the same contrived drama process ad infinitum. I wonder why?
Surely it isn't because it funnels her more attention and makes more goobers fall in love with her. No, that couldn't be it.
Fuck that goofy hoe, nigga. It's only still a thing because gimps like you throw their two cents, triggering me into blowing you the fuck out.

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so what u're saying is tim is higher iq than you?

got knocked unconscious yesterday by someone driving a forklift with a crossmember beam on it, he claims i was in a blindspot which is why he didn't beep (bullshit) and is trying to say its my fault for being in a hazardous position.. should i sue?

FUCK YOU

>tim is higher iq than you?

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India is the only place which did not prosecute the jews. Hence we'll survive the impending day of the gentile rope

Yeah take him to the cleaners

Got next week booked off work. Going to enjoy a magical 9 days off work in a row

Guaranteed, if ANY Anglo in this thread took an ancestry test they'd find out they're in fact Celtic.

On that note, if you're thinking about taking an ancestry test, LivingDNA have a sale going on for their ancestry kits. So do yourself a favour and pick one up.

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You're such a fucking ho. I love it.

how did you know

wtf I hate india now

great song

Had a propper wank to the new Kuroinu last night
Those sweet pink elf tiddies had my toes curling

dont even know how the process works t b h, is it a lot of hassle? don't want to have to piss about for months and end up with £800 or somet

out of 5 of my coworkers 2 are morbidly obese, 2 are africans who don't even speak the language and 1 is an alcoholic, I would say the average IQ is around 85-90 so don't tell me you couldn't do that job

Yes

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See a solicitor and not ask on an anime forum you mong

Seeing the cgf soon lads >.<
Hope she's as fit in real life I paid a grand for her flights

In this day and age the term 'Anglo-Saxon' shouldn't exist. People that claim that they are Anglo-Saxon will find that they are more Celtic than they are Anglo-Saxon.

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wouldn't need to turn the heating on if you had a warm body to share with

Me

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shut up wog

Alrigh which one of you beady-eyed cunts took my last ciggie

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unless you're calling him bent then you've also just confirmed yourself as having never lived with a woman

Hire a solicitor
He'll suggest your options
In form your work that youll be taking action
And then itll be a small claims court or if youve got a good lawyer they might be able to argue for it harming you

Any good thriller/sci-fi suggestions?

NPCs love feigning deepness and posting 'inspiring' pseud quotes on Facebook

Is $25/h okay for first job?

Go back to r9k you runt

get one sacked then suggest me as a replacement
what region of france?

Mad that mac millerstein is dead. He was actually good. Macadelic was belter. If it was suicide then his break up with grande had something to do with it, which would have been undoubtedly effected by the Manchester bombings. Urgo pakis killed mac Miller.

wow

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I don't want nurses using Tinder. It's not right.

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do you seriously sympathise with vapid normies

another day doing fuck all

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you need to be kept in a padded cell

They poo

this. my neet toil currently has me taking naps at ~2pm as well bececause it's just so tiring doing nothing

What do you think goes through Alan Brazil's mind?

What's next? Electricians on Spotify? Security guards on Snapchat?

of course, only a tarquinn could get paid more through connections
A lot of people are on minimum wage well into adulthood

No, I dont sympathize with robots either.

How low should I set my standards on tinder? I'm probably a 5/10, and I'm not sure if I should swipe right on everything with a vagina, or only swipe on girls who are "compatible" (ie. Not Uni educated, work a dead end job, are loners, like old music, aren't social butterflies, and not the best lookers). I think swiping on everyone would be the best move because maybe one of them likes my face/body for some inexplicable reason and is down for a one night stand.

My friend who I've talk about girls with a lot says I should hit on girls even if they're highly educated because people don't care about social differences that much anymore but deep down in my gut I don't trust him because if she makes 8 times what I do I don't see me sticking with her for long.

But I should be happy to get anything I can. I just need to experience having relationships to demystify them and understand them.

Haha, thags why I sleep through out the day haha!

pints
slags
crisps

that's fucking billionaire tier

If by Sci-fi you mean Alein Esque horror movies and stuff like that I liked Alien and The Thing.
A newer one is The Ritual which was pretty good.