Mohamed here...

Mohamed here, so I'm going to take a trip to the west tomorrow and I'm going to pretend like I'm from Spain and have a Spanish name, I just don't wanna get killed, I won't fake a legal document for sure but is there is any legal problems that may happen for acting like a Hispanic

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What if people start speaking spanish to you? What if those people would be first gen chicano mafia that would want to know what varrio are you from?

I'll act like I have someone on phone

And they would be: hey esse! Let me talk to this pendejo! And then your friends start talking to him in arabic and the phone blows up. Alhamdullilah, non believers.

What part of the US are you going to? (Assuming that's where you meant)

Just say you are a jew

Cringe

Original hebrew sounds a lot like arabic. Same language group and all.
That’s what she said.

What u mean by west

>I just don't wanna get killed
>implying

nice idea

>Go to Europe
>Say you're a jew to hide your Arab identity
>Get killed by a neonazi

More like:
>Go to Europe
>Say you're a Jew to hide your Arab identity
>Get killed by Muslims

haha

You do realize literally 17% of Americans speak fluent Spanish. Almost one in five. They'll be able to tell if you don't.

Lmao

LMFAAAOOO

Gayunbased & bluepilled

but why?

If you get pulled over while driving never ever get out of your car unless you were instructed to , cops will not hesitate to shoot you over this.

>Mohamed here, so I'm going to take a trip to the west tomorrow and I'm going to pretend like I'm from Spain and have a Spanish name,
where?

Such thing will never work because of your thick Arabic accent

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actually its not that uncommon
their is a huge Arab Diaspora in Latin America and cause many Arabs are "Latin Passing" they just write them selves as Hispanic
so the real number is even huger

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You speak spanish withou a heavy arabic
accent?

Americans still associate Egypt more with pyramids than suicide bombers. Just tall yourself Tutankhamen and talk about pharaohs and you'll be fine.

Haughla Ahmigos, my nem is Muh....Manuel. Si uh, you like real Madrood?

How does it feel being part of a race so low and hated that it feels like a good idea pretending to be hispanic?

Pretend to be from Malta, not Spain.

I doubt anyone will care to distinguish andalusians from colombians or brazilians

It's possible if you speak decent Spanish.

Just as a fun experiment I've LARPed as Argentinian, Mexican, Spanish, Italian, Moroccan, Lebanese, Saudi, Turkish

All this in was in California. It's fun but make sure you do it ironically and not unironically. It's cringe and weird if you take it too serious

>acting like a Hispanic

What kind of Hispanic? Hispanic is just a language community, exactly the same as Anglosphere or Francophonie. Spaniard, Cuban or Chilean are as different as Haitian, Ivorian or French, or as Jamaican, African American and English.

No you won't Muhammed
Everyone knows you're a sandnigger

Kill yourself

you don't like to mess around with people once in a while nigga?

You aren't white

when the fuck did i say i was white you low IQ tard?

You aren't southern European

never said I was you fucking nigger - I'm a proud punjabi aryan bvll

do you know what LARP means?

Stop larping

Malta is white

LARPing? Me? Lmaoo

You would cut off your right foot to look like me you fucking subhuman

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That isn't you

Say it louder nigger, I cannot hear you

top kek

know your place on the food chain, wh*Te incel

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Nice larp

no offense but the shape of your mouth is weird and a turn off
t. gayfag

POO

Where’s your timestamped pic subhuman?

Don’t bother a (You) unless you can somehow look human and post one!

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What if someone talks to you in Spanish?

He must tell them that he is a deaf and mute spanish person.

What a pathetic fat fuck, too scared to post his ugly mug

Talk shit, expect to back it up nigger

Seething larping brown subhuman

Maybe if you lie to a cop. Otherwise no, unless you try to take advantage of people through saying your spanish, like trying to con them out of money.

This
Everyone will see through the subhuman sandniggers lies

It won't work because of your smell, people will know.

People who are insecure about their ethnicity are pathetic as fuck, LARPing as a different ethnicity isn't going to solve that, mate.

They are subhumans who want to escape their subhumanity

Just tell them you're Arab

99% of Europeans/Anglos shit their pants and don't dare say the stuff they say on here

Would unironically never willingly speak to an Arab

You just did.

LOL BTFO

Not irl
Also you have to go back

You don't speak to anyone IRL anyway so that conviction of yours is kinda moot in the first place.

I'll speak to white people

What makes you think anyone wants to speak to you in the first place? If you ask me, you should take what you can get and at the least start talking to your parents, they gave birth to you so ignoring them just because of the colour of their skin is kinda stupid.

Funny cause when I want to America everyone was kissing my ass and calling me sir

You people talk tough on the internet but you never have the balls to say it to someone in person.

Kys you pathetic American subhuman filth. Half of you would think we are white until we told you we're Arab

Seething arab animal

Nice argument shitstain shapiro kike

Kys

You aren't white Abdullah
You're a brown inbred arab subhuman

why do you larp as a Spaniard? wtf? larp as a french instead

You're both stupid and smell like sewer

alhamdulilah i am semitic master race. keep worshiping our god and our prophets, cuck

I am atheist

All look the same to me

b-but portubro....

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i can't hear you over the sound of trump slurping our semen for petrol, maybe we'll rise the price again just to see you suffer lmao.

feels good being arab

The US has been self-sufficient in oil since 2011. You have to go back Lakemba/Broadmeadows subhuman.

America is a oil exporter
Based and redpilled

lol stop talking shit and go pay chang his rent, slave

america imports triple what they produce, now don't you have an arab arse to kiss by 2 o'clock? i think he's done shitting on the last of your beautiful women.

t. literal human parasite

You're just lying now
Based

dole bludging subhumans don't get to call people parasites.

i am a provider, soon i will provide this country with more of my cousins, it's only fair since i pay tax. all you can do is seethe on the internet like the lil virgin you are while your government happily accepts them on work visas. LMAO.

No you aren't
You're probably a virgin NEET

this is you: shut the fuck up LMAO

Virgin NEET is angry haha

Alright, this isn't fun any more.

Stop the LARPing, cunt, do you honestly want to get banned again?

>WAHHHH JANNY BAN HIM
>HES SAYIN BAD THINGS ABOUT MY INBRED BROWN RACE

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I kill arab subhumans for fun

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I'm talking about spamming this board LARPing as random people you find pics of on Jow Forums and Jow Forums and starting the same retarded thread and LARPs thinking people are going to know you or care about you like they do Lachlan or George. You're forcing it, it's pathetic and makes you seem highly autistic. Go get a job, cunt, you have way too much time on your hands.

I will personally decapitate you or any arab subhuman

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Glad you got over your fixation over the Cuban at least, schizoid. Take your meds, see your therapist and get a job.

Shit spills out of you're brown Arabic mouth like a hot turd comes out of my asshole

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Who do you think would kill you?
We're not a bunch of murderous animals here in the west. As long as you're not trying to impose islamic or middle eastern values and customs on everyone then you'll be fine.

more like stop watching breaking bad cyчкa

heh

Southern Europe is not white. Get over it, giovanni.