Pff...PFFFFF

I really wonder what history would have been if England and France was merged in one kingdom.

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>Let insert myself into a dynastic war of Frankish and Danish families even though I am French or English.
Cucks

Utter shit

seething

>"haha you stupid frog, the French dystany on my throne totally BTFO'd the French dynasty on your throne haha get fucked"

>Danish families

I hope you don't consider Plantagenet as Norman or even Danish.

Even then, the Normandie house was on its 5th gen of intermarrying with locals since Rollo's arrival, I dont think Guillaume even spoke Danish.

>French civil war

>french famlily vs french family fighting for french throne
>french won, french lost
hon hon hon french are shit they lost lol

French are responsible for the unification of the failure of my country.
They're worse than jews.

>e-e-evil frog, you unified my country now i hate you reeeeeeeee

oh nonono

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Hey we were given and a deal that we happily took. Besides, would you have wanted to crash and burn under Austrian rule ? Its way better to crash and burn on your own term.

>Inherit half of France
>Ally with a duchy stronger than what is left of France
>Still loose it all
Why are the Anglos so bad at fighting?

>continental French vs insular French

>william

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at the point of the hundred year war both ruling family of france and england were french
french nationality was born during the battle of bouvine 100 year before the hundred year war

The Japanese and British are similar in that they conquered and subjugated their much bigger mainland neighbors

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>be fr*Nch
>get curbstomped by a poor backward island 1/10th your population size
>only get saved by king henry v dying of the shits

>be Ch*na
>get curbstomped by a poor backward island 1/10th your population size
>only get saved only thanks to US and Soviets

>and they lost it all to a teenage girl
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>poor backwards

OH NO NO NO NO

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Ugh..
Imagine what could have been..

But then its also the French winning against an ennemy 10 times more populous than them

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>Anglo learning 100 years war
Frogs lost a lot of battle even though they won the war, they suck.
>Anglo learning Napoleonic wars
Frogs lost the war even though they won so many battles against all of Europe, they suck.

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the norðmaðr were pure viking warriors, that's why they couldn't stand living in fr*Nce

Plantagenets werent even Normans you absolute cretin

>spam the muh longbows meme while completely ignoring the fact they lost the war
why do Anglos do this?

They ate so much propaganda they actually believe using long bows made them invincible.

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My kingdom was much more stable and powerful before unification.
But we werent enough (((industrialized))) and thus not exploitable by (((them))).
So you, pushed by (((bankers))) decided it was a good idea to end the Kingdom of the two Sicilies and make it a colony of northern italy

>use the same tactic again and again expecting your enemy fall for it everytime
>it doesn't work this time

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god, I love france