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Yes I want to be happy. That's Why I am smoking weed.

>Shrink
I could not open to a shrink. Also I am sure what would one say.

Benis

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drugs won't help you forever, if you want to be happy, you need to have someone to talk to about your issues

open up lad, not everyone wants to hurt you

I talk to you and I talked about this what my only true friend. He said the same.

The shrink wants my money. Every time I opened up to someone I got hurt. No thanks. I am only talking to you about this, because I can't get hurt here.

You seem to be sure of everything without ever doing it, that's your biggest problem IMO
you live in your own isolated and gated off world that exists in your brain and something in your brain triggers to think you that what you think is the only truth and everything else is a lie

you need help with that and it needs to be a living person, hence a shrink
you can just give it a shot in one session and not go anymore if you dont want
it's not that expensive

god damn lad, we're all the same here but many of us made it after stepping out of our comfort zone
at least consider the possibility for godssake

Shrink can't make my penis longer. Also why should I have first hand experience? I wasn't there at Mohács, still know who won the battle.

literally what?

Both of my shrinks were god awful. You have to solve psychological problems yourself

american shrinks just give you antidepressants and tell you to fuck off

>You have to solve psychological problems yourself
that's simply not true
you also need to be able to accept help if you want to receive it

I spent five years out of my comfort zone. All that happened that I learnt to pretend around normies. My core values didn't change. Everything I read on Jow Forums about normies turned to be true. I don't say didn't enjoy it, but it hurt me a great deal. I would not want to experience it again.

>implying its not global solution by every shrink ever

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I had one in Europe, same situation. I was handed adderall because I literally just said "I can't concentrate lol"
Well it's hard to get through, but you need friends and not someone you simply pay for to try to help you. Their main motive is making money

All the root of my issues is my micro penis. (I am not the 15 cm spammer). If I had a normal dick I would have the confidence to do things.

what size

You cannot be happy. Nobody ever was happy. Happiness is fairy tale like dragons and unicorns.

Ah well that's unfortunate
We have a good one here based on experience of my coworker but that's just one from a little town out of nearly 3 million people so who knows

I'm trying really hard not to feel like I'm being trolololed here

>
how does your dick size influence talking to other human beings?
they don't even care

10 cm and very thin, like a finger.
Le happiness is about the journey not the destination.

No you are not.
I have no problem with small talking with the Normans. I just know that if I ever managed to make a girl want to fuck me, she would be disappointed by my small penis.

then make up for it in a different way

>people want to cross me and use my money and favours because I have a micro penis but they are normies anyway and going out alone is creepy
>i dont need to go outside to know what will happen, battle of mohacs happened and i didnt need to be there to know how it went
do any other organs in your body happen to be micro?

I can donate you my dick. 15 cm but think like forearm. Gets hard on a mental command in less than half a minute. I have no sexual urges, the dick is worthless to me. Not for free mind you, I must pursue rational self interest.

>Implying you can make up for that,
If you can't please a woman that way, you are a genetic failure
I am not afraid of going out alone. I just find it pointless and creepy. Also my mistrust for everybody has nothing to do with things being creepy.

The only rational self interest is to find a wife and procreate with her and make offsprings.

Just go for Asian girls lol

>The only rational self interest is to find a wife and procreate with her and make offsprings.
what a spook

This is where you are wrong. The "interests" (for sake of argument let’s say mindless infromation can have interests) of my genes is not the same as my interests.

I don't find them attractive and I fell for the keeping alive the Hungarian race spook.
I exist on a spectrum of spooks
So what are my interests? Have money, a house, a car? Already have them without working for it.

>find a girl on Jow Forums
>want to get contact on her
>she only uses snapchat, twitter, tinder or whatever dating bullshit app
>i don't have a smartphone
>she immediately loses interest once i offer just plain old e-mail

I'm not even poor, i just don't see the reason for getting hundred modern dating or picture-sharing apps

Here have some Monster. It's sugar free.

>find a girl on Jow Forums
that's where you fucked up

You don’t work at all?

Nope. I am in the process of getting a job, but I don't haste it.

If you spend whole days browsing Jow Forums and intoxicating yourself then there is no way you won’t develop mental issues like you did

>i just don't see the reason for getting hundred modern dating or picture-sharing apps
then just get one she uses you dummy

you dont need to get hundred apps for a smartphone you god damn boomer

But i've been here so long i don't really share interest with anyone else

Jow Forums is true. You get what people really think. Also I am browsing this site since I was 14.

And how old are you now?

>i don't have a smartphone
i actually tried but it takes so much time to find proper all for pc and download it and instal it and shit, that she lost interest

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>Jow Forums is true. You get what people really think.
You get what a bunch of anons really think. Anons often being unemployed virgins with mental issues. The people here are in no way representative of humanity as a whole.

That was true in 2008. Things changed since than.

>it's another "user gets brainwashed by too much Jow Forums" episode

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Point out a flaw in my logic.

>who should I listen to when it comes to life issues
>normal people with decent lives
>or a bunch of mentally ill frustrated virgins with no contact with real world

So your telling me I should not listen to you?

>listen to people who are completely different from you
>or listen to the people who are same as you
Lot of normie advice just doesn't apply to the kind of folk that go on Jow Forums

if you think that browsing internet doesnt influence your views then good job, you ascended
just look at r9k, that board is brainwashing betas into becoming trannies/gay, biz is just advertisement board for chinks and pajeets and thats just 4ch

Calling a psychologist in 10 minutes to schedule an appointment.
How should I handle it? I can't really tell her all the reasons on the phone.

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>listen to the people who are mental and emotional wrecks and can't help themselves, much less anybody else
>or listen to the people who manage to live a normal, relatively fulfilling life and managed to deal with their issues correctly
I wonder

just tell her you feel like shit and need help

>Hé thinks that people outside of Jow Forums managed their lives and not mental wrecks
And you say I live in a bubble

>listen to people who havent solved anything and will agree on you that everybody else is wrong and that being a mentally ill weirdo is the ultimate redpill because normies only go after you for favours and money
literally circlejerk

yeah this , I am sure she is professionally trained/adequate to understand your situation and calm you down and make you feel comfortable with making appointment and then talking afterwards

betterhelp.com

>zebra should listen to crocodile when he's giving her life tips
I'm not saying it applies to every aspect of life, but for some things, normies just can't give a helpful advice to Jow Forums-tier autist.

yeah. thats why there is so many junkies and alcoholics

Maybe don't ask confirmed alcoholics and hardcore normies for advice then.
This view that everyone bar us turboautists is just living in a completely different world is idiotic.
Everyone has to deal with life issues, some people manage to do so in a healthy, productive way and some don't (yet). You want advice from those who managed to do so, don't think they never felt like you do.

your problem is that you group people into "normies" and "Jow Forums"
what I meant is just different people in general, not all people who go outside are some kind of "normies" or "autists"

basically this

Our orders were to hold the bridge, so we held it.

Our orders were to hold fridge, so we held her.

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>tfw listening to Sabaton
>tfw no frens to go to Sabaton concerts
>my friends only like 'normie music' so I only ever been to normal core music
In my opinon a normie is somebody, who cannot imagine what is like being an autist. They never felt uncomfortable while talkinf to a cashier so they will just tell you to 'be yourself it helps me'

What's so special about Sabaton? It's pretty standard metal.

it's edgy military shit for wehraboos and fascists

Sabaton is normie tier.

Real outcasts listen to Umbrtka.

nothing special, just some military bullshit

>metal

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I have friends that listen to sabaton because of paradox games.

But it certainly isn't common in the US

>7th fucking Eurofighter WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYs by

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BRB have to work out see you in like 40 minutes. Btw I am doing T25 by Shaun T.

>muh metal
>not just embracing normie tunes
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Always wanted to be a soldier. I like to listen to them so I could pretend to be a soldier.

>Inb4 why don't you sign up
Cuz I am not fit for service, I would have joined the marines ages ago If I was fit enough

Why don't you get fit? If it's a big dream of yours.

>marines

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A jó cigány anyátok

>metal
>album covers look like vidyagame fantasy pictures
>metalheads walk around all in black, have long coats and spikes
>metalheads grow out long hair and beards

I'm not talking about the music itself, but the whole metal culture just seems so fucking cringy and manchildrenlike. All metalheads i know are either super fat autists or super skinny autists.

>waah can’t join army cause not fit
>waah can’t have social life cause smol penor
>waah can’t go out cause normies are strange and malicious
You need to man up and start looking for solutions, not excuses, you sissy boy

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post mulatós aka superiour music

Blessing this thread

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>open up smetana
>expiration date on 12th of this month
>pink mold dots and streaks on the surface
>google it
>"throw it away, dont just scrape it off and eat the rest"
what the fuck?? how did that even fucking happen I literally bought it few days ago

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it was either not stored in cold place or maybe container was damaged

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its only because of dnb parts

hm I stored it with the other one which I was already finishing, they were both stored in the refrigerator and the other one was fine for days (even finished it on the day of expiration). fuck this shit. have no butter either

guess I'll just put some vitana soy

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would not happen to german products. its the shit they send us here.

you wanted to just scrape the top off and eat it?

of course not, I was about to throw it away but wanted to make sure so I just googled it because I felt bad about it, usually you can eat products after expiration and this even had two days to go still

im mad as hell, I didn't even eat 5% of it

blessing this thread
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>hm I stored it with the other one which I was already finishing, they were both stored in the refrigerator and the other one was fine for days (even finished it on the day of expiration). fuck this shit. have no butter either

I meant that store could fuck up its storage

I am actually trying, but it never be enough.

why not just get your legs chopped off and donated to israel or america since youll end up the same way if you go to become a soldier

just fast to lose fat and then do bodyweight shit + cardio