/brit/

rtx is a meme

people are going to be offloading their like-new gtx to pay for their rtx you gigarunt
waste of money

Seriously considering going into Optometry as I'm too much of a brainlet for Medicine or Dentistry...

got moved to 2nd shift lads (2:30pm-11pm)

thought it would be grim but so far:
>stayed up all night with gf since i didnt have work in the morning
>got more sleep than i ever gotten before, woke up around 10am
>drove to the chinky place and got chinky
>going to take a relaxing shower and do a bum wank
christ alive lads, i feel like a free man x

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dumb single link poster

you're all NPCs

drank too much lads, probably too drunk to take the dogs for a walk. fuck

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Raytracing is a giant meme

OI WOT IF YA TEACHER HAD A ROBOT ASSISTANT
FACKIN' MENTAL INNIT

is it bait or are they actually mentally stunted
you can never be sure with a yank

youtube.com/watch?v=IdImDfMLAJE

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa don't stop
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa can't stop

RTX 2000 cards are worse performance per $ than current GPUs. Just a marketing gimmick to rip off idiots

This
Miss my old 2nd shift warehouse job
HATE waking up early even though I only wake up at 7:45 usually now

Might visit Australia next summer. Anywhere I should steer clear off?

in the future every sentence will include the word "literally" and it will have zero meaning

>gf
>work
Need the normies to die

youtube.com/watch?v=69NZYrovMAQ
she's done it again
where does she find these absolute worldies for every video fuck damn

This is why America's two party system is our saving grace.

baby.............don't drink the water
baby.............i drank the water

fuck me lad this is great, still have over 2 hours before i have to be there haha
/brit/ is a normoid-radcen general

fuck off virgin freak

not fair that my mate gets to shag his perfect gf and her perfect tight petite body

we should have a system like this but every time the student stops paying attention it delivers an electric shock that gets more gradually more painful

this desu

>tfw even the ugly girls don't notice me

What's it like to actually have parents that support and make sacrifices for you?
My mum's always been at my throat since the moment I was born, I'm very aware I wasn't planned and now am nothing more than some financial battery forced to pay rent in my own family home.
I had to have my older brother teach me life skills and such because she would rather watch some american reality shit for hours on end. Honestly an extremely grim situation and I'm trying to move out but my income is literally being siphoned.

twitter.com/UKDrillNews/status/1038570561750921218

my weapon of choice

you don't poo anymore
you don't poo anymore
you don't poo anymore
you don't poo anymore

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ah yes, the "i think my mates gf wants to shag me" poster

hope he bashed your head in, mentally ill freak.

deano my son hows the ‘uild

How bad is a fruit salad diet? 3 meals a day, all fruit salads.

Miss my gym bunny cosplay gf

anyone else listening to the new Octavian album

this nigga straight out of final fantasy lmao

I think you need something other than sweets.

all dieting is oppression. Ban diets, fatpride worldwide

bent fruity cunt

her house is free for a while and her bf is on holiday
going to invite myself in with a bottle of vodka

Good job Gary

>EN EE FOOKIN NORD MEN IN!?!?

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>is [arbitrarily restrictive diet] bad?
yes

You know there is a problem with black people and knives in London when black people with knives in London are parodying themselves.

you don't win friends with salad

you need protein and certains vitamins and minerals and fats that aren't in a fruit salad
all you'd be getting is sugar, a few vitamins and some fibre

Hate when someone brings bagels in and makes a big fuss over it like it’s a special treat
Bring in donuts you stupid cunt or at least bring something special like smoked salmon with it

Try and suggest watching a film and if she says yes ask if she would be up for a drinking during it

>shes being friendly to me so she must want to shag me even though she has a boyfriend
get hit by a bus, cunt.

What;s that Beatles song that goes "la la la-la laaaa....la la la la"?

i was thinking of doing a fruit/veg diet only too

need to lose weight QUICK

they're not parodying themselves
people unironically go out with weapons like these
samurai swords and those massive zombie killer knives are quite common

you can easily floor someone with just one punch to the head
it doesn't really matter how tough you are

My mom browses pinterest constantly
Does any one else's mommy do this?

>samurai swords and those massive zombie killer knives are quite common
not where i live

we met alone and talked for 7 hours straight, she told me she loves me

Omae wae shindaru
*mugs you from the back of a moped*

>shes being friendly to me so she must want to shag me even though she has a boyfriend
Not who you're replying to but I often think that.

How do I know the difference between "she's just being polite" to "she's attracted and wants sex"...

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Wouldn’t have minded this as a student if my teachers weren’t stupid whores anyway that didn’t know what they were talking about
Would’ve trained out any attention problems I had

youtu.be/Un0P1awAtdY
had brekky in greggs

why do they do it

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My mum can't even use a smartphone.

feel like fucking shit

Why lad? cut your diet to 1500 and eat plenty of veg to fill yourself up. do strength training too. A little bit of walking about 30-an hour each day should help but it's better to never eat those calories in the first place

that's really upfront haha, literally "can i netflix and chill at yours"

>we met alone and talked for 7 hours straight, she told me she loves me
The plot thickens.

Greentext from the start pls, this is the first time I've heard about you and your situation.

the answer is normally jewish/female writers

>wog ciri
this series is going to bomb
Do they even know their target audience?

Because you'll watch it regardless.

if it's directed at someone who redditspaces, it's the first one

This is how my ancestors lived many years ago...and it's beautiful

Not him but the easiest is if she touches you like your arm or shoulder or actively messages you herself

keeping an eye on Sweden

my younger self would be devestated to learn that I'm no longer religious

r8 my taste lads

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>Get in there de lad you live like a king when you don't gamble. I quit gambling to I wish I quit it when I was 33 I'm 40 now. I could have lived good from 33 to 40 not having to be skint a day in my life but instead out of 7 years I was skint atleast 80% of each of the 7 years. I never won more than a couple hundred pounds in a day thinking back I was such a mug. I stopped buying clothes I wasn't eating much I'd miss breakfast and lunch a lot when I was losing if I got my money back or won I'd buy a Chinese coz it was just opposite my house. I worked for nothing pretty much for 7 years. id get stressed out soon as I lost 20 quid and quite a few times lost all my wages within a few hours of being paid. Ah well atleast I quit now I ain't gambled for 6 months life goes on...
always good to be reminded you can always fall lower lads
humbling

ah yeh sure thing, die cunt.
if she touches you
please fuck off hes worse than poley with his blogposting

crosspost? no-one knows, mental illness maybe

the only people who care about this shit are the tards who would pirate it anyway, so why not?

and if its bad then I’ll stop
that has nothing to do with them forcing nonwhites into everything

after a night out with mates we went to a quiet spot and she just told me everything
she is NOT the cheating type though which is very irritating.
shes also socially awkward which complicates things further

wasted 16 quid on a pass only to get it banned for 2 weeks
that's almost 4 percent of my pass down the drain
84p stolen from me

done a cheeky bait post

almost shared an ASMR video with my facebook messenger contacts by accidentally pushing the share button in my sleep
that would have been a bit embarrasing x

i only ever heard of or watched 21 jumo street, 22 jump street, 28 weeks later, 30 das of night, 30 minutes or less, the 40 yr old virgin, about last night and the accountant. don't knw the rest lol.

Tell me about Oxford and Swindon

youtube.com/watch?v=PslPQy_EeZE

Bill did nothing wrong really.

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About to enter unitoil

Gonna be a fun one today haha