/brit/

i can't tell if you're a girl or a guy

they're around back and i'd need to open the gate and everything
easier to run out front with a bag

we have no democracy

tomorrow

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that is unironically me

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do you have any clothes that fit you?

yes I admit it. but I still despise the British Empire!

the internet is a public utility and also the public square

>bin collection
>too expensive
what

walking out back
compared to
running around with a bag of rubbish trying to not look suspicious ditching shit in your neighbours bins

want all wealth redistributed PRONTO

wish i had a good signature
have to write mine in print like a mong just so it's clean and consistent
get embarrassed when someone's there and asks for it

kys commie

Unironically have career ending info on the sinnerman due to my job, not that anyone would believe it anyway lol

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I've got an aesthetic signature but my handwriting is terrible
what am I like haha

The packagé

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you don't mean that, you want us back deep down

they put their bin in the little strip between our driveways, it's not a problem desu

remove the briefs faggot

big ups yourself i is here with none other than my main man user

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=IF6gZglVfik

thats not very nice of you lad, even Gandhi loved the empire and just thought that india didn't need it any more

>faggot
fuck off yank

i'd let you have a go x

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what sort of confusing system is this? in my suburb it just alternates every week.

would sign it with my shit, mail it to her and then dump crazy cunt by text

>fuck
it's feck you yank twat

they didnt teach you to write in cursive when you were younger??

thats the wrong picture; this is su5454

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gf just had a go at me for "assuming her feelings" because I asked her what's up, you're clearly upset about something

sick of women sometimes

FOA
(fuck off Angrezo/Anglos)

they did, the whole ''EVERY adult writes all their stuff in cursive'' nonsense but that ended in year 3 or 4

nuke all single link posters

most australians do but after grade four, it's not enforced and most children just revert to writing in print.

I have a pole
I have a jump
UHHHH

JUMP POLE

said "nigger" one time on the internet?
no paypal for you

racist

>london
>lakes district
>edinburgh
>scottish highlands
>york
>bath
>oxford
>snowdonia
>cornish coast
>Southhampton
>preston
>bradford
>blackpool
>jaywick
>sunderland
>Barnstaple
>Scunthorpe
>Lewisham
>Birmingham Canals
>Black Country Museum
>St Andrews
>Perth
>Devon
>Cumbria

any other places worth visiting in the uk?

slough

pretty simple mate
they stick piece of card through the mailbox tha tells you when to put your bins out
wednesday is green and black

there will be an announcement regarding an asian hornet invasion soon
big happenings

is eating nothing during toil and just having a nice dinner a good way to lose weight?

im a member of the alt right

find the concept of "reverting back to print" utterly foreign, how do you even write quickly if you're constantly taking your pen off and on the paper to print each letter? boggles the mind

historical towns like warwick and lichfield, also half the things on that list are memes lad

when did you grow out of leftism?
16 for me

hat

coventry
reading
guildford
crawley

the gf has hips like this but she's gotten really chubby so it's hidden
It's the only thing keeping me attracted to her knowing that under it all she has a genuine 9/10 body

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I don't. Much like the other cunt, I also have an autistic signature too.

17/18

>bradford

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can someone explain the NPC meme

corby service station

kys

very based and incredibly redpilled

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every day

pretty self explanatory how can you not get it?

twitter.com/PhilGreaves01/status/1038737056611090432
footballers wages for communists

why does the left smear everything thats right leaning as a conspiracy?

Christ. Gendo is so lucky I'm not an Eva pilot because I'd be hatting him left right and centre

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do not like this post one bit

it's not quick but it's a lot neater than my cursive desu, worth the effort if it's important it is clean. keep my cursive to writing quick notes
a lot of schools have a ''pen license'' you get to use a pen here, starts in year 4 i think. i never got mine because of my writing lul. teacher had me use a pencil until year 6

hate socialists
love hyper-capitalistic automation

simple as.

I hold my pen like a retard and it was never beaten out of me so it doesn't make much difference as i write slow as fuck. I reverted back to print because my handwriting was so bad even i had trouble reading it.

bore off you pathetic tiresome virgin freak
we're trying to discuss British culture here

last time you gave your dick a proper wash? and i mean proper (foreskin down and a scrub under the head not just the shaft)

unironically had a wet dream last night
woke up as I was riding my dick against the duvet and came in my shorts

seems good to me

Back from the walk with the dogs. Enjoyed it desu and they seemed to as well. The only negative was some underclass looking cunt walking a pitbullesque breed without its lead whilst he was on his phone. Had to walk the other way as i had no idea as to the temprament of his dog and didn't want it to tear my shitty 3 pommeranians apart

don't have a foreskin so every cock wash is a proper cock wash

>He isn't cut

Howling

have a lump on my head that keeps growing back after I pick it off

>not being cut
the STATE of slug dicks

every time i have a shower
what the fuck kind of question is this, washing your knob is a proper event for you grim cunts?

we have the same pen license thing in Y4 too, was absolutely FUMING because our teacher started handing out pens to spastics first in order to encourage them. My utter spastic twat of a mate got a pen before me and he was literally the sort of person to nosh on crayons, I'm still upset

reckon its worth buying ufc 3 for 20 quid

got the ol' phimosis so never

black girls

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pull my foreskin back and rinse it off in the shower daily
never need to do a proper scrub

bout 12 hours ago

you should pay that amount of money and go to a ufc gym

Alri Ahmed

Is it dumb to get the Amazon credit card just for the £20 voucher? Would cancel shortly after ha

>being cut
OH NO NO

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grim grim GRIM

give a name lad

good to see more of the brit lads are getting circumcised

BIG fan