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So much time has passed

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Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M-80, you little like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin', Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin' at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer

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women should need a man to supervise them if they want to use the internet

who do you think you are, kiddo?

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men, women and children should all have their own segregated internet

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i want to kiss this cat mouth

think the spider i vacuumed a few days ago is out for blood...

how am i supposed to hit on thots that i will never bang then

you're not, thats degeneracy

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need a gf to send deep into sub space

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How I can just KILL a man.

ped

idgi but i thought it was funny

This is a weary hour....this is a weary hour

how come it all has become so difficult?

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fag

need a gf worthy of raising my children

lol

I'm a straight boy and you will be my gf.

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gonna go to the gym in an hour or so then i have to go to donate blood

its not donating if you HAVE to do it

i would sell it if i could m80

テストです

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loli butts drive me nuts

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bit freaky when she bathes him because his neck is just super floppy

when they asked at the dmv if i wanted to be an organ donor i told them NO

>Indian teenager dies just eight months after life-changing surgery

RIP Mahendra

Got a little too high for work again buds

Generals are shit. Jow Forums is up there Jow Forums and Jow Forums as one of the shittiest boards.

>Got a little too high for work again buds

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ask me if i care

Do you care?

Shitposting on Toilberg’s dime

not at all

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fuck off lol

hope toilberg fires you for committing such a horrible crime

found a new banger lads
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put a smile on your day

based

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Toilberg likes me
His daughter is friends with my girlfriend too

just got a $15 an hour raise at one of my jobs

pretty sure this song advocates homosexuality

i advocate homosexuality

Im snug as a bug in a tub

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how many loads did you have to take to manage that?

0 (ZERO) but I have to mop the some of the floors every few weeks (which should take like 10-20 mins tops)

>felt extremely flustered when a very handsome man turned around to look at me in the store earlier today
fuck I think I might be gay

will u be my frens?

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Ok

where do i buy a tracksuit like they wear in the Sopranos?

thank u usa

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Sure
I love indonesia

Toilberg actually doesn’t mind me shitposting on his dime

what did the mods mean by this?

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don't care

test

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Our guy posted

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cum in my after

Have you ever jacked off at work?

i dont understand this video

Going to watch World Invasion: Battle of Los Angeles now.
Thank you America for saving the world - once again

You have no game my friend
Just walk up to a girl and go "FUCK YOU BITCH" and start screaming and they'll think you're hyper masculine and instantly will want you

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funny channel
both their families hate them

Haha that's really funny I hate someone too he's called me

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greetings fellow americans, do you know how hard it is to grab a cup of coffee with the same hand that you're holding your bread? there it is

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why the fuck do people on other forums always say "edit: typo"
like just fix the fucking typo man, you don't gotta tell us about it, no one cares

but why

because you can see they edited the post and so in order to clear out any confusion you let people know what you edited!

Who /florence/ here? I live on the coast of southern NC.

Baffling video

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why is this so funny

women are precious

i know a guy who is like 32 now and still lives with his mom and has been unemployed almost the entire time

his mom seems to just let him hang around eating her food and playing video games all day, it's very bizarre

What's everyone's game plan? are you guys migrating somwhere or are they staying in public shelters ? What are you going to do?

amazing life

They're closing the inbound lanes on the interstate so it's 4 lanes out, at least that's what I heard. Shant be leaving my apartment though. N*Ggers love to loot during these times because people leave for out of state. In 2016 we got a category one, which is not a big deal at all, but people left anyway. Lots of break ins during that time.

i'm doing the same right now and it feels awful but i have no drive to push myself past the anxiety-inducing humps of trying to learn a skill

not all of us are made for greatness

love is precious

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>short (not midget short but 5'7" so below what women prefer)
>average looks
>asocial and don't have much social skills but not a total sperg
>unremarkable hobbies like watching anime
Is it over for me?

Honestly might be me. I'm only 20 but whenever I talk about moving out my dad gets really mad and says I'm "abandoning him". I'm a NEET and he takes all of my money, so I wont have money to move out on my own either.

I wish I had an American gf

idk, sounds kinda depressing
how old are you? why dont you have any skills?
>basic function is greatness

Are you actually German or no

nah just work on those social skills, I'm ugly as fuck but still somehow manage to get by at least in some capacity

Stay with your own women you fucker

100% Teutonic Kraut, not sure what the other German flag here is