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g'day

Sorry
French not welcome

>tfw no drunk Nord bro to chase both Med and Nord girls while drunk

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france borders the mediterranean sea though... unlike portugal

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I'm glad I don't know nords irl, they'd make me look like a manlet

French from the south are welcome.
Portugal can do whatever they want, they good boys.

isn't that veronica maggio on the right?

Fugg that would be glorious.

I'm a tall Med. Thank god I was born from the 90's foward, less chance of manlet.

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>ruman
Hi Aziz

If you're under 190 you're a manlet in comparison to a nordic

hi sword of islam

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>tall med
so you are 170?

>SP*R

What does this mean

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N-N-No pls no

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I-I-I'm 184cm.

It's somewhat tall here.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPQR

Yeah dude don't you ride the subway? There's always a group of Nords just absolutely DWARFING everyone else, like 2.10m+.
I don't even know how they can function, they barely fit through doorframes here! Is everything scaled up to accommodate their structure back in their home countries?

Taller than me....

>tfw 178
I'm not even a real man

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try 175.

Blessed thread
Ignorad la bandera, soy español

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You can be his trap

I am 180 so not that short ;_;

>tfw no med gf

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Oh shit I'm sorry mate

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>tfw 174

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she has a very irritating voice, women in politics were a mistake

It's ok. It's the average height here for males so at least I got that going on. The girls are usually shorter than me.

is 180 short compared to the average nord where you live? In my med country most of the times Im the tall guy but Id like to know in case I visit.

si, pero imaginate reventarla contra la pared
hnnnnggggg

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In northern sweden where i am from it is kind of average but now i live in skåne which is the southernmost part of sweden and i feel a bit short.

same here tbqh, I feel tall despite not even being 180

don't worry, with the mexican colonisation you will be considered a giant

hombre esto sí, pero nada más

How did this happen though? Why is the south taller?

>med is a race
retards

180 is the average for male here i think

Short girls are so cute. It makes me want to pick them and carry them around. You know what makes me feel bad? The fact that my brother, who is 5 years younger than me, is taller than me.

South is farmer country and north is cold and pain. I think we have had tougher lives and worse food back in the day.

>American enters thread to talk about race
Nothing new here, lads.

>tfw no med gf
WHY FUCKING LIVE

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thanks, if ill visit ill go where the cold and pain is to not be a shortie.

Yeah, girls here are very short. I know several who are probably close to 150 or less.

It's quite tall for southern Europe, are you from the north?

Are you sure it's not the sami influence?

mediterranean = a small sea

there's no such thing as a mediterranean race, it's as absurd as saying the north sea race

you're this man right?

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>are you from the north?
parma

What do ylu wanna see?

Yes that also matters a bit. My dads dad was 163 and from working family from the middle of sweden. I think skåne people are taller than the rest of swedes. My family from my dads side are from the middle of sweden and they are all short, my dads dad was 163. My family from my mothers side which have sami are all taller.

no i'm a proxyfag, and why does my identity matter, it's off-topic you euromutt

Based

but how do we deal with the fact that everyone who's born norther than the danube is a soullsess imperialist and need to be eradicated for the benefit of mankind

Nature mostly. And some viking/pagan museum. Maybe some metal concert too.

calla cubano que todavia me confunden contigo.

los mexicanos no estan tan mal, al menos hacen tacos y de primeras son gente agradable, la basura blanca por otra parte...

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Way of life also affects a lot. For example in my family there are two brothers, one is 160 and the other is 180. The short one was born in the post-war and had to endure harsher living conditions with a poorer diet than the tall one. This plus being fit and eating healthy during youth help growth a lot.

Most of that is probably around stockholm.

That was my first post, about cold and pain and shitty food. Farmers generally ate better than wood choppers.

A mi me gustaría poder comer comida mexicana pero solo tenemos ecuatorianos

Take refugees and bus them to their borders. They won't say no, so you solve both the refugee and the northern problems

How was Sweden throughout the 19th and 20th century? I've heard you had better living conditions than most Europeans but I've also heard you had a lot of emigrants to America.

>stockholm
In the UK Im white enough for pakis and blackis to try and gank up on me. Will they try the same in stockholm?

hay un restaurante mexicano un poco cutre a unas pocas calles de mi piso donde la hacen muy bien y conozco a todos por el nombre.

It was really shit for a lot of people actually. Around 1850 we start making changes in society that leads to our prosperity. The emigrants were mainly poor people without much future here. There was starvation and stuff like that.

It was still quite harsh during the beginning of 1900s but at least we had started to get richer. My moms parents lived in poverty until the 60s. People who were working class looked like 90 when they were around 50 my dad when he was young. He was born in the 50s and he says he had absolutely nothing to complain about in his childhood.

Only if you go to their neighbourhoods.

I actually was in their neighbourhoods here lol, thanks for the info.

I have not yet gone into one their neighbourhoods. What were you doing there?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_famine_of_1867–1869

I had to pass through there to go to the warehouse I was working in.

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE NORMANS WHO WERE THE ORIGINAL NORD/MED?

They did it every day you went to work?

No only two times. First time it was just two of them and I gave them one of my death stares when they started shit talking and they fucked off. The second time it was like 8 of them and I made it to the bus station where the bus arrived at the same moment so I didnt have to deal with them when they got near me. After that I quit the job because it was too shitty and the whole getting ganked up thing wasnt worth the trouble.

>la basura blanca por otra parte...

It's their country though

>death stare
mind you I do not reccomend doing the same thing if you dont know how to fight. I train in MMA and two of them wouldnt be that much trouble especially when they were lighter than me.

It does not make them less unpleasant.

Sounds like you made the right choice.

I plan to start boxing now.

>parma
I see you're a man of culture as well

Thats the good thing about minimum wage jobs (in UK), if the job or the boss is shit you can quit immediatly without any problems.

Based

Show me average Nord grills.
These are average Med girls.

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I'M AUTISTIC PLS IGNORE

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qts

Show me Nords ones

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>Portuguese
>meds

I tried to find some but all my local bars closed their facebook pages so I don't have access to any pictures

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Nice knowing I'm taller than every med here

NORMAN

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>normandes

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Normans are true Mednord.

This boomer is marsellais, I was shitting on the normands autist

>brown eyes
jesus I nearly puked
please don't link disgusting burgers as if they were nords

poast moar irene bros

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Ah nice but how hard is it to get those jobs?

i'm 182
will i be short in england?

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Brown/hazel > black >>>> piss >>>>> blind people eyes >>>>>> codfish eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no eyes >>>> blue "eyes"