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Asher Bailey
Samuel Cooper
Morning gang.
Logan Sanders
>tfw one man gang
Feels good bro
How are you doing?
Kevin Cook
Still trying to fix my sleeping.
Today FOR SURE.
How about yourself buddy.
Henry Williams
Caffine. Just dose the fuck out of yourself and then take a slug of spirit in the night and have nice dreams
Me? If you've got last night's thread still open you can see me ranting about fucking electric snakes. Kinda DO want to engage with monster hunter but just some bullshit like not being able to attack behind me instantly when I roll is irritating me.
Daniel Stewart
I think thats gonna be the plan, already starting to feel a bit sluggish but we'll get there.
Might do house work just to keep myself active, even though there isn't much need doing.
As I said last thread, haven't played any of the Monster Hunters but they do look like fun.
Lucas Bennett
Wish she would smash me bollocks
Easton Baker
Any good walks in your area?
And yeah I thought you were the one who was banging on about the insect lance or whatever sorry. Was confused
Come over here and I'll get the job done on the cheap mate
Cameron Torres
Need a gf like this
Adam James
Any thoughts on Till getting crushed by Woodly?
Robert Gutierrez
>Any good walks in your area?
Yeah a fair few, also need to go down to the market to grab some milk and bread.
I have a few things I can do with my day, it's just a matter of not being lazy.
What do you play Monster Hunter on?
PC, PlayStation or whatever else it is on..
Chase Barnes
Just step outside and it all flows from there. I'm gonna do the exercise thing today for the first time in a while
Eh I only game on pc man. PS2 was the last console I bought. Well didn't abuse EB's return policy on at least ;3
Michael Stewart
>spirit
He'll sleep for few hours and then wake up. We have a saying "drunkard's sleep is deep but short"
Nicholas Brown
A slug is a mouthful so slightly more than a shot. So its not getting drunk to sleep but having a cozy nip to sooth the edges
Joseph Perez
I've actually still got my PS2, been playing up lately though...
Thinking about getting something else.
I can't actually sleep when I'm drunk, I stay up all hours.
Jason Perry
>been playing up lately though...
did you ever get that issue with the PS2 you had fixed
Jose Edwards
Yeah mines in my back room still I think. Honestly if it wasn't such a pain in the arse I'd get a ps4 controller for my pc but its like 100$ that I can't justify. That said I bought MHW for $80 and played 7 hours so fuck that for a joke
Samuel Jenkins
Ah, then I would advice becherovka for that purpose
Eh, it doesn't usually affect my sleep at all tbqh
Wyatt Long
>becherovka
What is this.
And I don't really care. I just like the feel of spirit going down. Might be worthwhile to source some 60% grappa or something for me
Christopher Young
Yeah it was just the game I wanted to play freezing but now the controllers bugging out.
Fucking thing, and I was getting right into it too...
Send me your PS3 loser.
Just get a 360 controller, they're like 30 bucks and do the trick.
Unless it doesn't work on certain games but I couldn't see them doing that.
Lucky prick.
Parker Perry
Got one. I don't like them. Always had a ps growing up
Kevin Morales
ohayou chalmers
>Send me your PS3 loser.
nah just come watch me play meme isometrics and warship games
i think MHW just works with PS4 controllers
Kevin Moore
It's some good shit. Doesn't go that good if you're trying to drink a lot of it, but a shot or two feels nice
I usually feel like shit in the morning after I chug a bottle of vodka, if that makes you feel better
James Jones
Eh my bodies all fucked up actually. idk what I need but I think just getting active will at least highlight some of the issues and let me focus on them. Was drinking spiced rum for a bit but what I really need is a herbal tonic not rum with a bit of nutmeg really. Somewhat irritating actually because a Russian spa looks ideal atm. People always want to rub you with pil and shit around here. Just getting beaten with branches to get the demons out seems like a lot more solid option
Josiah Garcia
oil*
Parker Wilson
>herbal tonic
Becherovka fits the bill
>wanting Russian banya
Hmm, are you into bdsm or something?
Robert Johnson
O I C
You should change your ways.
The 360 controller is pretty good.
>come watch me play meme isometrics and warship games
What games are ya talking about?
>i think MHW just works with PS4 controllers
Whos dumb idea was this?
Thats just silly.
You'd be hard pressed to find a man who wouldn't feel like shit in the morning after that...
Elijah Jenkins
>What games are ya talking about?
FF6, chrono trigger
the warship ones are by koei, i can't remember their names. they're very japanese tho
Jeremiah Edwards
Nah just a bit sick of the soft approach. Like I said it fits the bill for me atm. Just beat the badness out then fill the gap with herbs and spices
Shitty d-pad. Straight up. Inferior product
Cooper Roberts
Some people can drink 2 and be fine
It's not that harsh actually, try Thai massage or something, you should have plenty of that
Jason Watson
She looks like she fucks incels.
Jordan Foster
Yeah I've run into problems getting that justified on my health plan though. Both my private and my NDIS. Bit of a pain being a poorfag actually
Brandon Williams
Sounds neato
Are ya still jamming out FF6?
You're an inferior product.
>Some people can drink 2 and be fine
...how?
Nathaniel Taylor
To what?
Joseph Hall
>Are ya still jamming out FF6?
not currently. i've been busy with school and talking to you
Caleb Phillips
>how
They are russoids
Benjamin Collins
I don't know...
I didn't think that far ahead.
I've been taking ya time that much have I?
What a strange peoples.
Hunter Gutierrez
>I've been taking ya time that much have I?
i don't mind
Xavier Sanders
>tfw no Jow Forums gf who will lift you to the car when you go out for tendies
Cameron James
Hello my boys. What are you up to?
Jonathan Stewart
The absolute state
Evan Scott
Good, wasn't planning on letting you get any peace just yet.
Noah Hill
well that's fortunate
don't know what i'd do with myself if this drunkard kiwi loser stopped entertaining me every day
Nolan Peterson
hmmm
Nathan Sanchez
Carson Lewis
Hmm new baki is surprisingly unshit
Andrew Hall
LETS GO.
Bentley Johnson
Where?
Matthew Taylor
To the top.
Noah Torres
Where is the top?
Asher Kelly
We gotta find it first, so we best hurry.
Times a wasting.
Ethan Garcia
We gotta play the guitar on the MTV?
Cooper Torres
Good morning everyone.
Easton White
How do I get an australian gf?
Serious question btw.
Christopher Green
Be Blazcowitz
Jeremiah Ross
>Blazcowitz
It's Blazkowicz
Get it right.
Jason Green
Should I have nutrigrain or toast for breakfast lads?
Jordan Kelly
Yeah alright Kowalski
Camden Turner
Okay second serious question.
I heard the BDSM scene in Australia is big, it was described to me as "almost as big as the prostitution scene in Taiwan". Is that true?
>name actually ends in ski
It's a curse I tell you, I follows me everywhere I go.
Colton Ortiz
Good morning buddy.
Chase Hughes
No idea
Yeah but are you actually noble or is it in the last century that you decided to larp as your betters?
Also opinions on Chinese Ciri?
Ryan Parker
I HATE HAVING AUTISM.
Gavin Gonzalez
>Chinese Ciri
I have never owned a single apple product.
>are you actually noble or is it in the last century that you decided to larp as your betters?
Both sides of my family are from poointheloo-tier villages, one of them only got electricity from the soviets.
Colton Walker
Autisim's sadder that it caught you
Jack Bailey
Witcher Ciri
Eh still might of owned then joint. Its the same as the Anglo suffix -ton
Mason Reyes
westy stay awake you fuckn loser
Charles Lee
i bet she can massage your dick without either of you moving, just her flexing.
David Morris
Jacob Martin
If you are still having trouble with Tomo Dachi try using pitfall traps on it to immobilse it
Hunter Gomez
Ah yes, because girls want male attention from people in niche hobbies
There are legit easier ways to get attention
Owen Johnson
Oh, the Netflix show.
I don't care, what people don't realise is that it's based on the books not the games.
That said, the actor they got to play Geralt doesn't look anything like I imagined him and I dread to think of what he'd look like with long, bleached hair. Also he he's way too muscular as of now, hopefully he's like tom cruise and he can lose all that mass before shooting.
Benjamin Reyes
I remember when I used to believe things like this, then I told myself I need to drop Jow Forums if I want to change my life.
It didn't help.
Brody Johnson
I am awake you goober.
I cleaned the coal dust from my windowsill, I noticed it was starting to gather.
This is the sort of excitement I get up to, it's nonstop action around here.
Dominic Lopez
>I am awake
i don't believe you...
>coal dust
what do you have coal dust in your house for
Jayden Sanchez
>what do you have coal dust in your house for
Heating?
Matthew Ross
Bumping these two.
Jose Cruz
fucken love coal me
Hunter Collins
>heating your house with coal
Easton Morris
I usually leave the windows open and when my neighbours light their fires or ranges the smoke brings small amounts of coal dust, it starts to add up over time.
>i don't believe you...
Maybe you aren't as dumb as I thought.
I AM actually asleep.
Grayson Ramirez
i'm not dumb at all!
Carson Morris
Thats some good coal there.
t.knower of good coal
lol yeah sure kid...
Ian Butler
Holy fucking fuck. Smokes went up by $10 I just paid $80 for 50g
Might give it a go. Kinda annoyed at the game atm though
Levi Hill
i'll hit you
Isaac Cooper
Don't even try it
Noah Allen
he'd like it
Parker Moore
Well I bloody wouldn't so piss off
Wyatt Nelson
no!
Lincoln Ortiz
Then settle down there
Ryder Evans
You wouldn't do that to your dear ol' friend would you?
David Jones
fine... but i'm still going to bully him some
Adrian Long
Be getting sold outside the KFC by that Russian pimp if you don't toughen up son
Brayden Brooks
maybe just a little
you don't own me! you can't sell me to a pimp!
c-can you?
Cooper Martin
A little is fine.
Dylan Morales
knew you'd like it
Ayden Lee
I'm back from my shower & cereal. Just put the guinea pigs outside for a run around.
Matthew Martin
Also took my meds.
Brandon Fisher
Didn't say I'd like it, I'd just tolerate it.
I'm not some sort of pervert.
How are the little buggers doing buddy?
Ayden Butler
>I'm not some sort of pervert.
if you say so
Chase Taylor
Good. They love hiding in the pipe. I put two goon boxes in their cage the other night with some hay inside & they both slept in separate boxes.
Parker Brown
Bump
How do I sleep?