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leftypol having an absolute meltdown as usual

take your pills rorke

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imagine wanting a cock inside you
women are vile creatures

Women are obsolete lads

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I listen to Dead Can Dance, can I get thanked as well

They call me the Wild Rose
But my name was Elisa Day

hello anglophile
here is the British (You) that you crave

leftypol missed his haldol shot this month

day 1215 of being a NEET

where's 19-

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thank you for supporting the australian music industry

listen to redgum me

ah, looks like rorke is back to usual position on the ropes

janny when he sees an early thread

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thank you for supporting the australian music industry
(EXCEPTIONALLY good taste)

The Eternal Struggle Between Leftypol and Rorke/Dave

About how much do you spend on petrol each month?

entrepreneurial spirit at its finest

Would sacrifice everyone I know to become a girl.

too scared to open her messages lmao

My black slag folder is running a little dry

Gonna need a name on this one, babe

Women are backstabbing snakes. And just like with snakes, you can't form a friendship with an emotionless, cold blooded, reptile.

mate from primary and secondary school who was as much a weirdo as I was has turned in to a 6’4 gigadeano who everyone loves and has an unreal German gf
I’m still a sub 6ft ugly virgin freak NEET who lives in my bedroom
proud of him tho

londoners don't have or need cars

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It's literally my roommate. Have you not been in any previous threads today?

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Brits how much do you spend on petrol each month

Daily reminder that we have a 1:2 male:female ancestor ratio as a species for this reason. The bottom tier of men are untouchables that in a primitive time period, and in our current society, did not attract any females because females have a biological incentive to go for the top tier males due to being incompetent when they are pregnant and they would have rather shared the same top tier male than have their own bottom tier male since the top tier male was able to acquire much more resources. This is the foundation of human mating behavior. This is why females like taller men (height = mass and mass was immensely important in hunting and defending in a primitive time period in which the most advanced weapons were a rock and a stick). This is why females are attracted to more sexually dimorphic men. This is why females have gold digging instincts.

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anyone watching the new series of undateables?

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nary a syllable
off you trot

sue

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>have you got any pets?
>no my pet died

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Maybe £40

Jive, am the same, when my oneitis used to text me I would get really anxious before opening a text, would honestly feel my heart beating faster and start sweating a little.
Would try really hard not to sound like I cared too much in my replies either.
Pathetic runt am I.

>morning already
NO
NOOOOOO

might mog some ice cream

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'gin 'eak

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regretfully informing you that i'm going to have a wank to your roommate

poof

>using public transport with all those niggers and arabs

For me, it's Keeley Hazell

yes
every single one of them is more normie than me

that pink haired blob of a girl has been single for a WHOLE YEAR, WOW, IMAGINE BEING SINGLE FOR A YEAR

I too am supporting the Australian music industry
youtu.be/B69NuTzk6Eg

same coin

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me on the left

NEED an internet thot gf.

hmm no
some men just died

>source okcupid.com

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I don't mind

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it's not Paris sweetie
it's just hipsters and commuters

some bus lines are pretty grim but nothing like American levels

the lad that's on now isn't normie
he can hardly string 2 words together bless him

going to break from tradition here and not thank you for contributing to the bastardisation of the australian music industry

Daily reminder if you even think of fucking that peng cousin of yours this will be the result.

Cousin fucking is amoral.

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she must be busted as fuck now
remember wanking to pictures of her on my first mobile ten years ago

fuck yes, time to make some more money for toilberg!

she's only 31

how'd you get these lad

alright looking lad

more of a Keeley Donovan man

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Corrrrrrrrrrr

she is peng though

>alright looking lad
literally looks like his eyes have been painted on by a drunk artist

oh my god im high lads

im too high

Fuck off

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not happy with this response at all
will be taking it up with the Australian ambassador to the UK

Something not quite right with the facial features there chap
Definitely some inbreeding gone on

>Those eyes
Lmao

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I'm a muh-rine

whats good for the queen is good for me i say
going to pipe each of my cousins

thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7048526/keeley-hazell-page-3-actress/

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fuck fuck fuck

>peng cousin
lol
my cousin's a hideous hamwhale with PCOS

*murr-EEN

you're disrespecting a future u.s. army soldier

miss the days of heimlich spam posts.

/brit threads are basically twitter

#fuckbulgaria

>cousin (singular)

english people are so moist LMAO

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TV is for NPC brainlets

idiot box, thats what i call it

Beats the anime nonce spamming in every other general.

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I am on nofap stop posting women

off to toil in 30 minutes

Sad really that the golden age of British lad mags slags is over and will never return.
There was a whole generation of big titted slags who posed for magazines like Nuts so guys could have a wank, Keeley Hazel, Katie Price, Lucy Pinder, Sophie Reade, Chanelle Hayes, Rian Sugden, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sophie Howard, India Reynolds etc
Now we have moved on to international instagram thots. Que sera sera.

but what about fox news