/brit/

what you getting and where

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explain this bongs

niggernews.com/

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How the FUCK do people watch anime?

It's so shit

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I might just not text her, girls are too judgemental.

can't hear a Cockney accent without thinking of Fake Taxi

sick to fucking death of hearing poncey southerners complain about trains on the tele 24/7 like nigga just get a car

I don't know. But I know (story time) that in 1960's Cuba, Che Guevara was head of the National Bank. He signed the banknotes "Che", his guerilla name. Many people said it was not professional.
All the more that opponents would add a cross before "Che" on the bills. In spanish it read : "cruz-che" => joke on Khrouchtchev, calling Che a commie

I want to turn a 'cool wine aunt' woman into a loving mother and homemaker.

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Which country do you think has the highest ratio of PCs to NPCs?

might be a controversial answer but i would hazard a guess with Israel

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Not sure what this is. I know sickle cell anemia patients are like 99% black though

seeing an overweight man w/ charles manson eyes do it doesn't cut it
they'll sign up by the millions if they believe cute girls think it's cool

keep acting like a twat around other people

We have brain damage

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PONYBOY below my right clavicle
not gay just like cowboys and country music

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sue

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big
beefy
boobies

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Why does Morrissey like Israel? You would think with him being ethnically Irish he would support the Palestinians against ethnic prosecution

I am a NEET

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youtube.com/watch?v=KXdRl6Ml37I

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKIN HOE I LOVE IT

Nah lad don't give up that easily

She might not text you because she might be always the one initiating though, gotta becareful for that one

Ive learned from personal experience girls like it when you do things with them like dates, organise something and she'll probably remember you more

et moi

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WTF you can sticky posts now?!?!?!?!

>he doesn’t buy Marlboro red tobacco for cheap online, put the baccy inside Marlboro tubes and let everyone think he’s a billionaire

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Not Irish

Blessed pepe

how many skins in a pack of rizla?
is it 50?
nvm i googled it yeah its 50

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKIN HOE I LOVE IT

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janny is a NEET

You'd get destroyed in prison if they saw that tattoo

Iceland

Its 50 mate.

Irish blood English heart

The ex gf just changed her picture on WhatsApp and she looks quite ugly and she’s starting to look old despite only being 22

Why do I still want her back

6pm lads
Bevvies in play

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People that think Brexit is bad clearly weren't around for the Suez Crisis

*walks up on stage*
*plays an absolute banger*
youtube.com/watch?v=GQVeJs-mCFw

>he has a tattoo
lmao

Do you ever think she left you because you were an arsehole and were lazy/didn't do anything with her/didn't deserve her?

That helped me get over my ex, by accepting I was the problem

like to my future in my head around the basis ill get a gf despite knowing deep down it will never happen

I'm 5'6 and ~50kg a tattoo would be the least of my worries

how do I find the attractive fresher girls with low self esteem

i know i googled it

The Apollo 8 crew are still alive. Aged 90, 90 and 84.

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oof

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literally you

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Where do you buy cheap tobacco online?

going to study abroad next semester and live with my grandparents in Cheltenham. Can y'all tell me what is it like there, I have not been since I was a toddler and I'm feeling a little nervous. Also I hope there aren't any pakis there are there

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have white power tatted on my chest

>Yank flag
>Bevvies
>Lads
Why do you do this chap?

You don't hear me saying "You douchebag!!! That guys a real jerk!!!!!" do ya?

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Jesus, Lover of chastity, Mary, Mother most pure, and Joseph, chaste guardian of the Virgin, to you I come at this hour, begging you to plead with God for me. I earnestly wish to be pure in thought, word and deed in imitation of your own holy purity.

Obtain for me, then, a deep sense of modesty which will be reflected in my external conduct. Protect my eyes, the windows of my soul, from anything that might dim the luster of a heart that must mirror only Christlike purity.

And when the "Bread of Angels becomes the Bread of me" in my heart at Holy Communion, seal it forever against the suggestions of sinful pleasures.

Heart of Jesus, Fount of all purity, have mercy on us.

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join societies
lots of ugly ducklings thirsting hard for male attention

>Ponyboy

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can't even fathom what kanye has up his sleeve for his collab with 6ix9ine
truly the greatest artist of a generation

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or the betrayal of rhodesia

Your flatmates
Fresher events
Society events
clubs on the first 2/3 weeks of freshers

>on a plane
>go to do a poo
>two fit air hostesses just chatting outside the toilet
>finish my business, obvious that I did a poo
>looking at me and smiling as I leave

Fuck sake

impossible task lmao

Your ethnicity is not an immediate duty to the respective nation

What if you had a gf who didn't like you and never fucked you?

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Nah she ended it because she didn’t want a long distance relationship

>666

DISREGARD this guy's post

i tried to join a society to find a gamer girlfriend... but then... i realized we already live in a society

bit too fucking white and male for my tastes

*NINI

NEET is a psyop to make people hate you (pun on "neat", as if you had a good life)

LMAOOOOOO
you are upset at a long distance relationship
HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my daysssss

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>clubs on the first 2/3 weeks of freshers

normie hell
shan't shan't shan't

fuck off home wog

How can one man be so kino lads?

woop

Hate being 6'2, everyone here is so short

no I don't I'm getting one tomorrow

virgin freaks like you dont get attractive gfs at uni

charcoal black fingers

If you don't like rape your racist

No, it was a normal relationship that turned into a long distance relationship because she had to move

>Assuming gender

absolutely repulsed by overtly sexual women
bit intimidated too ngl

Your nation is literally a testament to that

BEEN PUTTING THE DOGS EYE DROPS IN THE WRONG FUCKING EYE

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>Anders, Borman and Lovell
ok.

6'1 and consistently get mogged in public