This is a story of a little black boy name Theo, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world." Mom said, "Now go get dressed, and we will get started."
A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE
John Davis
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Nathan Turner
Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.
You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.
Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.
Adrian Lewis
>Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.
Impressive, but you have to imagine someone else would have invented it eventually, even if she hadn't
Jose Bell
Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.
Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.
So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."
"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.
Zachary Russell
do people seriously think that if some german, jewish, french etc fag didn't invent something, nobody else in entire world would never come up with that idea
Andrew Martin
Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.
Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.
As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.
Luke Fisher
Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.
Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.
Thomas Thomas
I'm having trouble believing americans invented all these things. Maybe they got the patents, but I'd bet they just stole them from Italian and German inventors
Isaac Cooper
>patented is the same as invented
David Peterson
By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summertime, they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.
It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus, but there was no bus, because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.
He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.
He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox, and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.
Zachary Green
you mad white boy?
lets not forget a black man invented modern written Russian
David Young
Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?" Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.
Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood. Dr. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank.
Well, what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open-heart surgery.
So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it's pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!
Easton White
This shit again...
Leafs should be range banned.
Camden Harris
I find many of these claims dubious, but I am also too lazy to look it up
Austin Murphy
This isn't even only about patents, almost all of the "inventors" OP listed just developed improvements for the various things they are being credited as "inventors" of.
Colton Lopez
Gerald-A.-Lawson inventor of the home video gaming console
Isaac Jones
Holy shit i hear Jow Forums coming
Mason Jones
It's like that Simpsons bit about zink. If you focus hard on a specific subject, you can find many examples of things that it is behind to some extent.
Camden Hill
ITT: WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEIT
Ian Nguyen
No that was the magnavox oddysey developed by the same guy that made SIMON
Lucas Ross
Well sorry for doubting this thread it is really wholesome, especially for Jow Forums
Asher Reed
Chase Young
I had no idea. Thank you black people, many of these are extremely important things I use every day.
Jeremiah Wood
>Gerald A. Lawson, a largely self-taught engineer who became a pioneer in electronic video entertainment, creating the first home video game system with interchangeable game cartridges, died on Saturday in Mountain View, Calif. He was 70 and lived in Santa Clara, Calif.
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Owen Kelly
>with interchangable cartridges
TheMagnavox Odysseyis the first commercialhome video game console. It was developed by a small team led byRalph H. BaeratSanders Associatesand released byMagnavoxin the United States in September 1972 and overseas the following year.
Landon Reed
Ralph Heinrich Baer, a German, invented them
>Baer is considered to have been the inventor of video games, specifically of the concept of the home video game console. In 1966, while an employee at Sanders Associates, Baer started to explore the possibility of playing games on television screens
Jason Nelson
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Black people pioneered Jazz, Blues, and Rock.
Luke Green
>Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.
gets me every time
Carson Murphy
this pasta is like ten years old though
at least this is true
Leo Reed
Argentina would be the whitest land in the milky way.
Wyatt Carter
That would be perfect, I wouldn't exists. No more sadness