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sue

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don't have any real fetishes except do like having slightly risque sex like anonymous with no protection

they’ve seen all the porn I’ve watched and my terrible contradicting opinions

why would you want to shag women older than you lol

it's over
white men are obsolete
television told me so

when does rough divide happen

looks so much better with long hair, like all women

Emma Watson's face when I put it in.

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((()))

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Lol Janny deleted OP

yeah you would say that

lol oh wait i've figured out how to use keyboard on phone
top stuff lads

*goes dogging*
*sees turt*
*waves*

that thing undeniably looks like a primary school child you vile nonce cretin

look forward to when all the uncels die of syphilis

lol

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How am I ever supposed to senior sex if the mere thought of it knocks me ill with anxiety

is syphilis even a thing anymore?
can't the cure most STDs?

spaffed in 6 girls never been tested

Get away from our women Yank.

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big chebs

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lol

WHAT KIND OF SHOP DOESN'T HAVE ALPEN?

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lol

SEE MAN DRIVING A GERMAN WHIP

Think when I'm not manic off drugs and alcohol I can articulate myself well enough to get through to some of these numbskulls.
Shame I'll be looped again by this time tomorrow.

Lads I've had 400ml in 2hrs and I can't sleep

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could probably breed every finnish female in a month

youtube.com/watch?v=aA-53QrdOu4

don't do the ol' 'cide lads

>still jizzing themselves over d*rnold after literally throwing a pick 6 on his first nfl throw
what did the blatant media bias mean by this?

what the fuck is d*mold what are you talking about

went from no gf to two proto-gfs

it’s over for uncels

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@94772319
why post this
who cares
moronic yank

Nah. you buggin', I came from nothin'
Don't come around when I'm up and I'm comin'
Bitch, you wasn't there, I got hoes on my stomach
Fuck, fuck, no, I don't love 'em
Bitches, they love me, but no, I don't cuff 'em
I've gone through all this for all of my brothers
All of your troubles, they double they hunnids
Triple a time, triple six bumpin', I'm sippin' on wine
If you ain't fuckin' then get to the side
If you are lucky enough to survive
Keep this in mind, bitch, you ain't nothin'

my god selphie is cute

pseudo nigger

Why are you here?

Football you nerd.
Favre threw a pick six in his first pass.

Feel bad for the elderly white people. Rest were immigrant shitskins who should have stayed in their own countries.

all me

Hes a year older than me

I've done a total 180 in my thinking. I actually think gangster rap teaches more practical lessons to youths than music about peace and love. Being nice is so much effort and I very rarely appreciated. In fact, in my experience, trying to carry forward the noble ideals of peace and love get you more scorn than anything since it marks you out as a weakling. It's better to be "unfuckwitable" and take the queue on how to live your life from violent rap songs. It's more applicable to 21st century life for 70% of people under 30.

why don't you just go straight to watching commercials and nigger cuckold porn if you like televised football so much?
wouldn't it just be more efficient?

redheads are peng

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genuinely not the case

youtube.com/watch?v=bqBTHJ1t3hY

BUT SEX IS MEANT TO BE HARMLESS
THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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going back to uni on wednesday
will have to stealthily dispose of the mountain of used cum tissues throughout the day tomorrow

just get a dog lad

janny and yanks took offence

>not just cumming on your blanket and flipping it over.

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sometimes just sit here in shock over how little I respect most of your opinions and insight

just get a gf lad

>cum in your boxers
>chuck them in the washing machine
>no stains on your boxers

>Merseyside

Pottery

>A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets
I wouldn't have used those terms but aye I think that's a part of it, I just saw the girl she was traditionally cute, dressed a little slutty but it was that click of just seeing that she clearly wanted something and wasn't getting it, I suddenly wanted to be where he was and I wanted to give back to her what she trying to give back to him as crass as that sounds, I didn't see it as slutty It felt like it was primal, it, it clicked, and that's something I haven't felt in years or since that moment. Where I go from here IDK
>Those are rare, but start low, like pic related low, then find the sort of hollow characteristics that make that woman, and you can pick it out of anyother girl
Now that's the part I suffer from, maybe I'm too Naive however I can't do that easily user, I feel like I was accidentally raised catholic when it comes to relationships where I feel like if I want to commit I have to commit but then again that's lead me to near complete evasion of them.
>I know you lad, your me, and Im still looking for one too but we're all gonna make it, and you have to believe that for it to be true
I hope we make it lad, and if we make ourselves the best we can be it will be true.
That being said while writing this out, it seems my mind is contradictory, I want to live a virtuous life have a nice wife have kids and know that I can love her and she can love her life and kids, on the other maybe I feel like I might want to sleep around a little but I want that click which otherwise I just feel disgust towards it all I want that primal feel that everyone else feels a wife I can love and feel that feel towards would be my fantasy user.

Christ how thirsty does this make me sound user?
Lad, ffs they do not give an absolute fuck.

Was 3 when 9/11 happened

BAZINGA

is vaginal tightness a meme?
they all feel more or less the same to me

used to do this, but I was too lazy to put them in the wash so I ended up with a mountain of crusty boxers instead

was seven
saw the second plane hit live and the first tower collapse

#metoo

Society is highly dysgenic. It's all a race to the bottom. I feel like stupidity and savagery are actively encouraged and rewarded. Having principles and ideals are only negatives. We are, as the French would say, "debaseé".

based

Here you go lads.
This is how you get a grill.

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Apparently they can differ in size just like mens penises differ in size. I wouldn't really know though because I'm a pathetic virgin.

You can certainly tell whether a lass has had no sex whatsoever compared to a girl that has had sex loads

I don't like girls who are too tight because it is uncomfortable

She say she love me now but back then
She ain't love me she just looking for rent
She pick me up in the black Benz
Suck my dick like she dont want it to end

Do you have a qt younger sister?

relationships should be based on love not pleasure evil hedonist

state

Lol fuck that

Always do tge opposite of what women say they want

i don't want you to marry me :)

I've accepted that I'm going to die totally at odds with society, unloved and alone.

Also, I don't believe there was some idyllic past. I think it was the same in the 50s, the Victorian era, Medieval times, Antiquity. Humans are just hairless Apes. We suck.

Was different in the 50's

literally vomiting as I read some of your dreadful posts

SMO

the incel post

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mm I've definitely gone in and it's started out uncomfortable but never really been "ooh it's so tight" or "yuck it's so loose"

Remember when I stole this jacket from a nightclub I used to go too

Then this fella I'm talking to in the smoking area I get chatting too with my friend and I'm wearing this jacket

He tells me he had a jacket like that and it got nicked at the club I was at. And I was like "nahhh lad this was always mine, my gran got me it for christmas" and he bought it

My friend backed me up as well, good lad

Pretty sure those kids bopping to bee-bop were assholes the same way kids banging to banger music are assholes today.

dadsworksheets.com
one dad. four daughters

Nah dont think so i fuxked 3 diff girls in the past 7 days
Jay me runt

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uncel freak

False dichotomy

It just depends how girthy your cock is to be honest lad, and mines quite girthy so I can't really shag virgins like little cock lads can