Order of deportation comes in the mail

And neither am I :^)

I hate how Mexican bureaucrats are so anal about that kind of thing. I wish I knew how to help you, but without a passport I don't know what you can do. The only thing I can suggest is going to Mexico and go through the name change proceedings there and then get your passport there and get a one-way ticket from DF to a developed country that does not require visas for Mexican citizens.

disgusting chicanos subhumans

What did we do to you?

Hey puto I'm from Baja Sur originally don't call me Chicano.

lol even the Mexican consulate hate chic*Nos

>illegally immigrates
>expects his real country to protect his citizenship
lol

>Mexican birth certificate
>Chicano

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Can they still deport you if you're stateless?

Also I think I have an idea for you if you don't mind going full off the grid "nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah" mode, but how much of your biometrics does the government have on record?

This should give you a rough idea of how to plan out your great escape. Remember that not all countries feel empathy for Mexicans who were deported from the United States. From what I have heard, Switzerland, Finland, and Japan are especially hostile and will likely turn you around the moment you show up at customs with only a one-way ticket.

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i consider every spic in the US a chic*No

America offers no protection for stateless people.

Eres inútil pues.

If you are illegal today, Homeland Security likely already has most of your data. This is why so many of us have been getting issued deportation orders all of a sudden. In the past, they would actually have to conduct raids to see what they found.

what if you just went back to mexico

youtube.com/watch?v=oItA9_nmcUM

kek

I guess that would be a final option, but my mama didn't raise a quitter.

Enjoy being homeless bro

being a CHI must be hard

>Homeland Security likely already has most of your data.
I'm specifically concerned with biometrics. What have you actually given them to *prove* you're you.

what happens if an illegal ignores the deportation order?

They got my fingerprints from when I got my driver's license.

He gets forcefully deported by ICE agents.

not sure I understand what you're implying.
Are you a beaner who's escaping to Sweden?

Then INS or ICE comes to your house and forcibly removes you. The deportation order is basically a note stating "we know you're there so leave ASAP or we're gonna get you." Honestly I saw it coming months ago.

Time to giver your fingertips a dip in acid, destroy all ID's and head out into the wild blue yonder user. If they can't prove you're you and you deny you are they can't do shit.

Yes.

That's going to hurt like a motherfucker

Yes buddy. I'm going on an adventure.

You know, Argentina actually currently has an open border policy.

I don't think you'd be in a good position if you were unable to prove a nationality. Like I said earlier, America is one of the few countries not under obligation to help stateless people.

Nah I'd rather go to Sweden, get a shitty job washing dishes or cleaning, and years later fake an injury at work to get disability.

Fuck imagine being Mexican. Don't get this wrong, I have no problems with Mexicans (even though they have problems with Cartels). But imagine having their whole country image ruined even more, because their diaspora are absolute savages.
I mean immigrants get their own stereotypes.

Germans are too strict and their humour is dry, English take too long to learn another language, Poles are toilet cleaners, Portuguese are bakers etc.
But imagine being a CHI. In a country that loathes you, even if they politely don't tell it to yourself.

Mexicans themselves are cool though.

>illegal is finally leaving
>wh*toids are still mad at him

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>spend the rest of my life among brown people making fun of me for being brown
>with that level of inflation

No thanks, buddy.

>he thinks he'll be able to get a job without speaking Swedish
>he thinks he won't get stabbed by a Syrian or Afghan when they realize he doesn't speak Arabic
>he thinks he won't be homeless out in the cold frozen street freezing to death in winter
silly mexican

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Why are you being hateful to people you don't even know?

Yes you are right, but where in the shit do they deport you to if they don't know who you are and you don't tell them?

I know you really fucking want to deport everything that's different and masturbate with illegal tears as lube but just for the sake of argument; if they have no idea who you are and you have nothing scannable wtf happens?

Lets say you're a homeless man with no papers of any kind, what is the governments position on giving you an identity?

this chic*Nos should be fucking annihilated

You can do that here.

They would simply be imprisoned and used as free labor. You know there was a prison strike a free weeks ago, right?

>They would simply be imprisoned and used as free labor.
I don't think that's accurate user.

Lol are you fucking serious? Post proof you're doing any of this

You might get fucked m8.
I know people meme about it but Sweden has cracked down on illegal refugees.

Take care.

They deport you to where they THINK you are from. Example: many Salvadorans and Hondurans talk like Mexicans and say they are from Tijuana or Ciudad Juarez so they get deported to Mexico and have a bigger chance of coming back.

I don't think you understand what being stateless really means. You have no rights, and no government will advocate for you. Theoretically ou could be thrown into a maximum security prison under lockdown for the rest of your life if the government felt like it.

Eh, all nationalities have their problems. Mexico has no qualms in calling all Asians "chinos" but don't you dare mistake them for a central/South American or they will sperg out on you.

Well as this user says they would first be asked what country they're from.

>They deport you to where they THINK you are from.
Inaccurate. Also you're not following user, you're assuming ICE has you already. I'm saying if you go on the lamb before getting nabbed and destroy all biometric identifiers they have (although you don't need to, fingerprints are largely bullshit) and simply claim a lack of identification to a governmental authority (like literally all homeless), wtf happens?

It's not like the government is just throwing random homeless people over the border on the assumption they might maybe be Mexicans.

What’s your fucking problem man

Fuck you're retarded.

kys chicano garbage

Okay

>I know you really fucking want to deport everything that's different and masturbate with illegal tears as lube
why are chis so entitled and eternally butthurt?

California basically. Grandad was from there, lived there in the 50's and moved to Portugal (Lages Air base). He visited there a couple of years and left him sour. Dude renounced his citizenship and said he was never returning. I can only imagine the damage it was done.

There are degrees of problems though. Portuguese people are know for being hard workers, but being massive LARPER's considering football. Germans are very efficient, but they have autism to assimilate, it takes them a while.The English are terrible at this too, I should know. Then there's CHI's on very bottom of list, with MENAS and Africans. They bring serious crime and social problems + violence.

Do Mexicans dislike Chicanos?

No one wants to live in Mexico because it's a third world white supremacist shithole.

All the lower class Mexicans already left
The middle class Mexicans are planning to leave
The upper class Mexicans only spend time in Mexico when necessary, otherwise they are living it up in Europe/Canada.

>I don't think you understand what being stateless really means. You have no rights
That is actually not true at all. If you're a human the Bill of Rights is not something that is optional, the US government is bound to fulfill it regardless of if you're illegal, legal, citizen, resident, etc. I can cite the court case if you want or you can stop being a massive disappointment to the world and life itself if you actually look shit up before, you know, having opinions.

Because gibs, you asshole

Are you 9 years old?

if you successfully kayak from hawaii to sydney I will shelter you

>no sabe la diferencia entre un pocho y un chicano

Chilangos raza inferior.

>Then there's CHI's on very bottom of list
It depends again on the person. There are some die hard CHIs that larp as hardcore Mexicans even though they've never lived there besides the occasional vacation visit. These are the more annoying ones as they're the ones that give Mexicans and other chis a bad image with their idiotic gangs and riots. Then you got others who have assimilated completely abandoning their roots and soaking in all the American stereotypes. You also have people in the middle who don't make it their identity but enjoy some media and speak the language.

Do you really want to get out of just fucking googling it so badly?

based. get fucked illegal beaners hahahahaah

Your hostility is fucking hilarious. It's like, deep down, you realize that in 10 years you'll be in Mexico and I'll still be in America.
The state department website says that stateless people have no property rights, no access to birth, death, or marriage registries, and no means of legal employment.
Please though, keep telling this guy that he'll live a better life as a stateless person in America than as a citizen in his home country.

>Thread became Mexicans helping each other escape the US to other first world countries since they're being deported

I'm not suggesting anything, I'm simply saying you're deeply mistaken if you believe anyone in the US has *no* rights.

Doesn't matter. Actions of few influence the rest. That's the consequence of not living in your country. The stereotypes do not wash.

Let me give you examples. Portugal only has 3 big immigrants groups. Africans, Brazilians and Ukrainians. Most of them came dirt poor here.
The difference is Africans and Brazillians have a terrible image here while Ukrainians don't. Why? Because Africans and Brazillians committed crime and violence to non-acceptable degrees (this is Portugal, crime is rarity, let alone violent one). Does not matter if they won nobel prizes after, they're fucked. Ukrainians however were known as hard workers but their negative was they drank a lot. Drunks. But besides some public drunkness they never really went barbaric.

That's it, I'm going to Tel Aviv.

>became

It was literally the point of the whole thread

how hard is it to live in a border town in mexico and commute to the us (with work visa) for work? do people who do this earn more money than they would in mexico?

Hey Isaac I'm gonna be staying in Tel-Aviv for a while so make sure there's enough space for me in your sister's room. Thank you.

youtube.com/watch?v=qQ9wzARGzMI

They do but they also get regularly mugged and kidnapped

Getting a work visa is very difficult and you are basically barred from getting one if you are not actively living in America. Example: One of the provisions for getting an H1B visa is that you will live at least 9 months out of the year in the United States. If you are crossing the border every day there is a record of that.

>Order of deportation

Wait wait wait. So they know you're illegal and the police doesn't immediately come and get you? How do you even access stuff? You need your Citizen Card to acess services? To get a job? To get a bank account? To rent a house?
Wtf???

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List all the ways beaners are evil user, please tell me about the evil brown people and their sinister corn based flat breads.

I know, it's unfortunate. It's easier to notice the bad than it is to notice the good.

I was actually in Guadalajara this past June on the day when Mexico and Germany played. Sure the people celebrated and were having a good time once Mexico won, but over in Los Angeles the hardcore chis chimped out and broke windows from stores, lit fireworks causing damage to property, and other stupid shit.

It's so ICE and INS don't waste resources. Why stage raids immediately when many illegals will simply be scared shitless as soon as they receive the letter in the mail and leave voluntarily.

t. deported wetback

seems like nafta should have a framework for this sort of thing. it would decrease illegal crossings if there was a non-resident worker visa

>white supremacist shithole.
stopped reading there, chic*Nos are fucking stupid

the INS doesn't even exist anymore

You assume the point of nafta was to make sense instead of lining corporate pockets with immense amounts of cash.

I'm just fucking stupid is all but you knew what I meant.

Well yeah that's why you're turning into Mexico.

But how do they live there with no access to banks, jobs, houses, healthcare etc? Here you need an ID to have any one of those.

>But how do they live there with no access to banks
Cash money and piggy banks, also some banks accept other country ID's or things like tourist Visas.
>jobs
Self employed or paid under the table by unscrupulous or sympathetic businesses
>houses
Got me there, I imagine plenty of people willing to be straightforward about rent as long as the renter won't complain and pays on time.
>healthcare
Emergency rooms, also don't get sick, lol.

Okay I'm OP and I will explain to you how I did it living in a suburb of Los Angeles

>banks
some banks will look the other way for this kind of thing

>jobs
I got paid in cash at every job I worked but other people I know get an American's social security number. Many Americans do this and make decent money out of it and if anything goes wrong the American can claim ignorance and say the illegal stole his identity.

>houses
many landlords also look the other way but often times you will have one Mexican-American or person with a green card renting out an apartment in his name but allowing illegals to live with him while paying him rent

>healthcare
I just tough it out but there are some free clinics in major cities that don't check for papers.

Based ICE

The UK does not require visas for Mexicans so I'll make sure to stop by there and leave some illegitimate children you can help raise with your tax money.