/brit/

How about the mentally disabled? You're denying that literal retards exist?

Don't dis my ability

Most women don't have blonde hair nor blue eyes, yet men only go after these two features. It really says something about what society has come down to

Well RIP you then.

Just got off the toil, lads.

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Only 36 work hours to go!

How can

Thinking about getting a Cold Steel Marauder lads, not sure if I should pull the trigger.

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physical abnormality in the brain =/= mental

emma watson suffocated me with massive logs of her yellow shit

Really want to do something and get out the house and possibly go into town today but I don't think my mate would and I haven't got a lot of close mates to do that with

What do I do lads

Rate the Staffordshire

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if youre not trapping and skinning then youre a fag for owning one desu

pull a nigger

>not sure if I should pull the trigger.
Why does the knife even have a trigger?

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Match a bird on Tinder and go meet her

niggerdog/10

sucking two niggers

hmmmmm, im not that attractive to simply go onto tinder, get a match and immediately organise a date with

plus my standards are quite high so it'll be nigh impossible

Redheads are 2% of the global population and blondes are 6-10%. Ever the pessimist, I've always been interested in Brunettes because they're far more numerous. Also, all smart women are brunettes (or crypto brunettes).

I would pet it

redpill me on ballistic knives

they secretly direct the actions of most world governments

Based.

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The proto-wife is a crypto-brunette.

theyre for when you wanna see the piss in the gooks eyes when you spill their rice filled bellies

done a number on you

i too, am a mall cop

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Crypto-brunette is just blonde. Men only want blonde women. Sad but true

You just want someone to go to town with, doesn't have to be a proper date just honest about that and ask if they want to go for a coffee or something.

#DroppedOff/10

who ate all the gabbagool?

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Nahhh fuck that lad hahahaha would rather stay at home

me soz x

fair

going to manchester to kill poleaboo

you sum kinda wise guy eh?
You know what we do to wise guys?

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thailad is literally hatlad

Had a similar dream but it was a man instead of a bottle, or at least it looked like one. He was running his hands all over my face and poking me in the eyes.

Felt like I was suffocating under the sheer scale, span, and depth of his evil works. The fact it was so far reaching and ubiquitous was hellish. Like a bad trip everywhere I looked had been corrupted by it. It had leaked into everything. There were things, completely separate things, built upon the rot's rot. It was like an onion of evil. As I delved deeper into the dream, peeling back each layer, I began to cry furiously (onions, eh?)
Then a figure was illuminated from light passing through a single tear drop causing a refraction of light, and a man with a very sloped forehead and a small weird hat wearing a black long overcoat stood silhouetted by a bright blood red light. Then I woke up and it turns out I wasn't asleep at all...

>fair

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I have always wondered, if a person just went to the roof of the twin towers and climbed the flagpole, would they have survived? It seems the flagpole was atop the rubble in pictures from the aftermath and apparently people did thIs during the titanic (climb to the tip of the boat)

I am literally unhattable

>I am literally unhattable

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so many fat people at work

i'm hungry

HATTED DOT COM

Hazza and Meghan are coming to poo peeland lads

yeah what do you have to lose?

>i'm hungry

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thailad, thoughts on the NPC meme?
better ask you before tomorrow and we all forget it happened

Feels good being in the midwest
we got plenty of killer nogs but at least Mother Nature leaves us alone until winter
God must hate Texas and the eastern seaboard

I haven't reached my potential

going to get 98 strength this evening

Fuck off, wog.

Washington is pretty nice.

>I haven't reached my potential

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Poking in bed
Smoking in bed
Choking in bed
Loving in bed
Cumming in bed
Eating in bed
Meeting in bed
Greeting in bed
Neeting in bed
Depleting in bed
Crying in bed
Trying in bed
Dying in bed

But sleeping on the sofa

sellin lobbies 200gp

>going to get 98 strength this evening

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looking forward to based canzuk

Quite enjoy existential theories in general so it's interesting to think about.

Used to smoke, noticed my hair fell out more when I did

Gimmick idea: post prom/ball/whatever you call it photos and guess who's the /brit/ poster

is putin actually bad?

>looking forward to based canzuk

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it's not existential, it's quantifiable

it's 2018, playing video games is cool now

>Quite enjoy existential theories in general so it's interesting to think about.

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Did you start smoking at 60?

Any socially awkward man in?

Got shit on my ballbag again

>it's 2018, playing video games is cool now

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ok

PROM!!??? HAHAHA
did he just say PROOOM!!!??
FUUUCK OOOFF YAAAAAAAAAANKIFIED FREAK

Sometimes I do a howl when I think of prom.

I always remember this kid in our year wearing converse shoes with his prom suit and I audibly howl everytime

>I audibly howl everytime

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>ok

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I SAID IS PUTIN ACTUALLY BAD??

keep it down

>prom

Haha I think you mean school disco

that sure is a swell story mister

It's okay to have brown hair. You're still beautiful

I spend more time laying down than standing up. This can't be good.

I just had a wank. Time for another one.

yeah but i don't practice conversation very often, and was a shut in NEET for 4.5 years so I can't expect my skills to be sharp.

kippers for supper aunt helga

had blonde hair as a child but then i grew up

Fuck off, wog.