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>muj
I think I know what that means

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How is that possible?

fuck grease

just making a quick post to raise the IQ of the thread since all of you are brainlets

muie = gypsy word for mouth
we borrowed this word as a slang to refer to blowjob

fuck skopia

I'm naked right now

fuck you

send boigene

Fuck you too
How does it feel huh?
I have a penis
A big one

yes I believe you but that's not what I asked for. send your boy pussy right now or else

Dumbass

I'm sorry but my mum told me not to post pics with myself on the internet
She's a smart woman

fine, I guess. you'll want to do it later and no one will care then and you'll just be ignored

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AKBARRRRRRRRR
(had to make it extra long today because im angry about something)

I've been ignored my whole life now I'm immune

why, although his etymology have nothing to do with ours in spite of the similar sound his reasoning was sound

"Da" on the other hand...

Levski Sofia on the beaech in Swansea kek
Bulgaria na 3 okeana

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literally a russian said this
>blea, you also have da?
>-he also has da wtf blea-
>we have da also blea
>BLEAAAAAA

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thanks for the insults, slut

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ai laik tu tsat uit mai grik frend keli on fortsan evri dei

also had a weird af dream about going to greece, walking down a narrow street and then BOOOM a huge fucking crater right in front of me with gigantic ass ancient buildings

was a pretty HD and lucid dream

cringe

I'll send you an autograph maybe

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i'll send you a broken iphone to autograph

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Kelly is a nigger

Sounds fun, meanwhile I can't stop dreaming about the High school I used to go for 2-3 years which I left because I hated everyone and got in fights several times

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story time

So we're pretty much all from reddit right? I mean from what I understand the old way was that people went to /b/ and only lurked for a year so they could learn to fit in, but now you can just do that on reddit right? And I highly doubt anyone stays here for longer than a few years at most. So using reddit as an insult is basically like saying water is wet.

SEETHING

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I use Jow Forums as an insult
reddit is a pretty decent platform where you don't have to endure power tripping NEET subhhmans deleting your shit on every board

I beat up a guy because he insulted me and grabbed my junk as ""joke"" then he called his friend outside of school to threaten me and punch me around. He got kicked out after I ratted him out but I was afraid of going back to that school + I'd be even more hated since I kicked out a popular kid and shit.

Eh, no biggie. I used to beat up the popular kids every week since they were asking for a fight.

yes, i thoroughly enjoy being shadowbanned when i have a controversial opinion

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Ive never been on reddit bro

I also formed a friends group out of the bullied kids and was practically their leader against the other group. Good times.

reddit is for me that place you get to by accident when searching something on google. it's that kind of site where there's only shitty answers and advices from underage faggots that just talk out of their ass about things they've never experienced. that's how I remember reddit atleast and I'm pretty sure nothing has changed

plebbit is "how to ruin a serious conversation with shitty puns: the site"

shte ti spukam tesnoto byurmsko dupence ot ebane

I know they also they have this conservative instinct for jokes/memes. do they still use troll face and megusta or "bottom text" reaction memes or "x" starter pack for "y"

maksimalen kek

Is that the pinnacle of Romanian art? youtube.com/watch?v=2UByXynZDUw

*moldovan

Isn't Moldova just Romanians writing in otechestvo alphabet?

youtube.com/watch?v=QlPS16NeBO0

just how old do you feel upon hearing this on a scale from 0 to 0.10

Moldova is an independent country. Their official languages are Russian and Moldovan

>Their official languages are Russian and Moldovan
It's just moldovan. Also they banned cyrillic moldovan.

kind of insensitive to post this considering its 9/11

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My neet lifestyle is coming to an end real soon and i don't know what to do,i hate being alive so why should i be a slave it will make it so much worse.I'm so scared,i'm scared to go outside,to see people,interact…It's impossible.My father probably thinks i would change so he forces me.Suicide is not an option for me yet so i can't dodge,please someone help i don't know what to do,how does one deal with this?Anyone ever been through this?

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>it's just Moldovan
no, it will soon be just Russian, the real tongue of ancient Moldavia. only peasents speak Moldovan nowadays and they're looked down upon in big cities

yeah, same

thats a pretty big guy in the middle desu

>Russian, the real tongue of ancient Moldavia
Do I smell a little butthurt? C'mon now, they're just traitorous Romanians, aren't they?

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>Do I smell a little butthurt?
sorry it wasn't me. I didn't fart this time
>C'mon now, they're just traitorous Romanians, aren't they?
no, lmao. what's so hard to understand? we are different people. just like fyromians and macedonians(greece)

vbox7.com/play:af93cd5d

you have to go back blea

>what's so hard to understand?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldovan_language

ignore that faggot
""""moldovan"""""""" is just romanian spoken with a thick accent and the occasional russian word mixed in
however """""moldovans"""""""" really are different people considered the intense russpozzing they went through

looks just similar. moldovan to romanian is like sardinian to italian

shut up rumunski, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. you should give back the moldovan land you stole from it's righteous owners

nigga who tf doesn't leave a space after a comma

I like how Moldova is actually 2 countries

all I know is that

I will be instantly as soon as you return what's not yours

lol. you can imagine the amount of fucks given cause I didn't realise lmao

take it, nobody in Bucharest will cry about Vaslui and Galati
it will be good even, the antifreeze will get cheaper

you mean back to bulgaria right?

I see. so you do admit romanians don't give a fuck about, supposedly, 1/3 of their own people and even look down upon them

Dobrogea nema Moldova, ugabugar

youtube.com/watch?v=9y7h58qyV2g
why do albaryans love to larp as turks so much?

happy new year brothers

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mutlu Yıllar

>al hijra
im not balkan though

FUCK ROGAYNIA

youtube.com/watch?v=bqjfnJMokqU

did the money pipeline ever broke at voio la balcani?

pa cimpoi da pa cimpoi

UIUIUIUIUIU

damn, that bhad barbie bitch got some huge bazonkers rn

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>ROMA OS

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esti pedofil
*NIIIINOOO NIIINOOO*

Bait

wow can't wait for this new Romanian Windows-killing OS, the market sure needs more Ubuntu forks that take 3 hours to make!
holy shit what???? it has a Windows store but with cuckbucks instead of real money? fuck, that sure is a prime example of true Linux mentality

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just where the fuck did you find out?
15 is just right. o vorba zice asa: "futele de mici ca mai tarziu se strica"

Jow Forums

wew lad, foreigners are this mad at us? I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed we are being hated on this much

the first one

also 90% of Jow Forums are mutts so I wasn't even expecting them to know about the existence of Romania, let alone le gypsy meme

This is why I'll be buying Battlefield™ V

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I stopped playing any Battlefield after BF4. Also stopped at COD MW series. They don't make good games anymore.
*sips with visible sadness*