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>tfw no daughter

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Sick little nonce!

Will not be opening thank you very much

cute pupper

fresh cunt

sneeds sneed and sneed (formerly sneeds)

Am constipated lads. Snake head’s peeping out the cave but it refuses to slither out no matter how hard I push

Who else loves politics and talking about politics all of the time time here?

douche

had one of those once and a poo the size of my forearm came out. hurt like fuck

pull it out with your hand

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plunger your arse mate

might get KFC

you a soldier or english teacher

Literally had to do this once

Was one of the most grim experiences of my life

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Jow Forumshapas needs to be shut down

You got me fucked up, Boomer.
There's more than one Canadian here.
America is a beautiful thing. In theory.
The right to self determination.
Kinda goes along with what I believe.
There's a reason why dogs and cats don't live together when they're not on leashes.

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You should have tried to shove it back in and see what happens

legit korean no half no quarter but whole (a britboo)

>11th of September, 2018
>iPhones STILL do not support webms

They’ll rue the day they mocked me

*bing bong*
This is a colleague announcement, could Sara Davidson please report to aisle 5
That's Sara Davidson, aisle 5
thank you
*bong bing*

I LIKE ME BETTER WHEN I'M WITH YOU

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god have mercy...

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>sent email to one of my company’s clients who is a Muslim
>literally put a muslimic holiday out of office greeting for Eid
>sent him an email today
>he is now taking a day off for “the Jewish holiday from September 11th to 12th”

BASED AND REDPILLED

Oh shit, it's 9/11 Day, didn't even notice

shit: done
shower: done
shag: done
breakfast: done
wank: in progress

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pot noodle: ???

Gets you thinking doesn't it

Modesty is more attractive.

What about toil? Or are you a NEET?

shave ?

>snakes head
its a turte head

Noticed a cheeky 911 on my last fm

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I prefer to use the term "in between jobs"

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love niggers
HATE niggers
simple as

Since when did Muslims celebrate Rosh Hashanah

whats Korean KFC like?

I am so bored
I am the chairman of the bored!

no need, only shave every 3 days or so because I still only get bumfluff on my face

not quite so simple though is it

I want to eat Emma Watson’s poo.

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on a way to KFC now
will post a pic and rate it

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>open stream
>"aaaah I'm gonna call it, thanks everyone for watching"

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FOYC

no it isn't
be quiet

Glutting cunt

business idea: .webm's but with sound on blue boards

Anyone get boners too easily?

If a girl is resting on me or hugging me long the I get a boner, bit embarrassing 2bh

At what point will we stop worshipping 9/11 and treating it as a tragedy equal to the world wars?

thank you for agreeing with me

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thats just letting you know youre a virgin

>Open webm
>video: something innocent
>audio: UHHHH DADDY FUCK MY PUSSY AH YEAH

FORSLC

why are you still talking
repugnant worm

im not talking im typing idiot

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shit nigger

aaaand that'll be you banned for 3 days

Don’t see the point in blue boards

Who the fuck browses Jow Forums at work?

poo nigger

the Jow Forums staff

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good post (based)
bad post (cringe)

Is it really work if they don’t get paid for it?

*raises paw*

why are Tay's feet so appealing?
I mean like really their just like 6/10 feet but since their Tay's that makes them 11/10 feet

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moderators get paid, janitors don't

me and all the other non-children

got niggered in the cinema by a pack of nigglets
their shrill shrieks and chimp noises rang out just like in the jungles they originate from

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peak scene in back to december
however in reality her feet are 3/10 best

I dindu nuffin
Would be perfectly fine going back to when it was just a few of us
Not my fault people talk

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*makes a note of your names*

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just a few of us...or none at all for that matter
didn't ask for this sh*t but i might as well have fun with it

I am

Enjoy your 3 day leave of Jow Forums.

what are 10/10 feet to you then?

me

Colorado is like this but its asian/hispanic couples

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Is $25/h good for a first job.

>poverty causes crime, so we should eliminate poverty
>sexual poverty causes crime, but we should not eliminate sexual poverty
incels can't catch a break

453?
who is this unbreakable janny