Oh nonononoo

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>hello, I would like a chewing gum пoжaлyйcтa.
>here you go sir, I'll be 1170 rubles.

What could I get for 1000 USD in Russia that isn't drugs or women?

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my burgerbux are super fucking fat here in pooland, i can stuff myself stupid for only like $2

>tfw had some homemade meethe chawahl at the local Gurdwara
That stuff is delicious.

My boipussy for a couple of months.

>the average russian earns as much as an indian tech support
>the rupee is nearly equal to the ruble
damn that's grim, i always thought russians were way richer than this for some reason.

At this point, i think even Nigerians live better than Russians.

Inequality is huge here.

Russia will keep spiraling into poverty until it finally sets its delusional soviet-era ego aside and joins the EU