/brit/

A couple times I put drugs up my ass to get high. Every time it felt like my asshole was burning.
I would get start getting high and forget I had drugs up my ass and I would go to the toilet and shit them out.

Stop posting my face you virgin freaks

alright mate your type aint welcome round these parts, ur lucky im being nice but if i catch you in wakey ever again ill be kicking the calzone out of you

lachlan?

yellow toothed smelly retard. kys.

*Flutters near you*

tanlines are a thing for poor people, rich people have private areas so they can subathe nude

lmao you're literally a north african immigrant you stupid nigger

ur mums a thing for poor people

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wrong she hates the poor and votes conservative

no, the other one

Your mum's a thing for all people

PROUD working class tanlines here

phimo?

your mums not even a thing

>women conservatives
y i k e s
bet her cunt's dryer than the sahara

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the uv has fried your brain

The Ting ting

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corr sounds like your mums your dad

yeah

imagine his exact face but with black skin

he would look like a real nigger

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190cm has frog eyes, dog nose and monkey mouth he is like a chimera haha

ask her what it feels like to take a garden shovel full frontal to the face and congratulate her on her recovery

What's does that make me?

love tanlines lad

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central european

what an absolute munter why the fuck did you post this, also worst bellybutotn i've ever seen

fuck off cunt

It's as if I'm Caesar in Gaul and /brit/ is the powerless senate back in Rome!

This. I cum buckets for crazy defined tanlines.

SCWOOP

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mignonne

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melvin falseflag

Type of girl I'd try to force myself to like, but couldn't be attracted to

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bender
based

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in 100 years time scientists will realise that white people living in the harsh Australian climate was a grave mistake

Yeah nah I'm full blooded Aussie ay

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She's all done up but obviously ugly

toast for breakfast
even added a bit of butter to spice things up

no

>in 100 years
look at their posts already lads their brains are fucking fried

love how hairy and muscular my forearms are
could start at them all day

seems alri tbf

>white men in the philippines
literal, actual paedo in the thread lads

HEROIN, BE THE DEATH OF ME
HEROIN, IT'S MY WIFE AND IT'S MY LIFE

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Brazil Russia India Taiwan. Thoughts?

coper

ceci

In 100 years scientists will realise wypipo were a mistake.

#slay #yasssqueen #impeach #drumpf

>the betoota advocate
good lord abort abort

me and the quote on quote gf

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Didn't you read? I'm Aboriginal. I'm a full black brother.

aussie cunts go to sleep

betoota advocate is not funny

What the fuck do you have against the 'toot?

Sleep is for the weak and aussies aren't weak.

peng ting, wish there was more asian birds here

For me it is homeopathy. Don't like how it is hated simply because it is a Nazi technology

4 unequivical shitholes
state of that hair (both you and her bc she asian)

grow up

But there are tons of 'Asians' there :^)

>quote on quote

move to any major british city

can just tell you wear glasses

she isnt asian

this

regale us with a tale, Alan

holy fucn peng

prove it

copelord

nice hair.....gaycunt

Betoota is a ghost town within the locality of Birdsville, in the Shire of Diamantina, in the Channel Country of Central West Queensland, Australia.

what the fuck is with australian names

If Alan is such a supposed womaniser then why can't he land 1(one) long term gf

wew bit of a unit lad but your gf looks literally 14

youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA
he's here

you are quote on quote a fucking nonce

dunning-alan the bald homunculus is hilarious

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>Tfw no asian gf
WHY FUCKING LIVE
you aussie don't know how lucky you are

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define long term

Women feel threaten because of how much of a Playboy his is

he is s vampire and has killed all his last gfs

gfdom is a two way street and too many girls don't want to give anything

you utter fucking nonce

*proves it*

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Why are British houses so unbelievably ugly and grim? They're all just tiny concrete boxes with 3 holes cut out for a window.
Say what you want about American houses but at least American builders try to make them look individual and pleasant to look at

queensland is derived from a combination of Queen's (our ruler) and land