Be yank

>be yank
>shart in mart
>get shot by wife

why doesn't this happen anywhere else in the first world

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Because the US isn't first world...

>be filty southerner
>get married
>still get shot
this is what happens when rural and suburban retards are allowed in society.

No, it's first world WITH guns

>be american
>"live" in your car

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what's wrong with living in a car?

>be american
>be bad at spelling

>California
If you live in California you know what you are getting into. They could easily drive to a real state and get a job there. There's a reason why California has the #1 poverty rate and literal sub-India tier "poop patrols"

>those dogs
Keeping dogs in a minivan cmon

>$225 for 2 phones
cmon

>$900 for food
cmon

He didn't educate himself properly.

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>be swedish
>spread his ass to immigrants