who wins in this 2v2 fight to death?
Who wins in this 2v2 fight to death?
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Left group if it's war with weapons.
Right group if it's fight with bare arms.
Korea
>butthurt
>oppressed
>rightful
>Christian
Poland
>butthurt
>oppressed
>rightful
>Christian
It's more like KO+PL vs JP+DE
each team gets 1 butthurt underling and 1 worldclass industrial powerhouse
What about Russia and France vs USA and Italy. I think we'd be even until France gets tired.
Germany destroys Poland
Japan destroys Korea
Germany and Japan agree that they are satisfied with the result
the world wins
Poland cries to USA, UK and France
France surrenders openly
UK surrenders in a "muh island priority, fuck any promises we made"
USA nukes Poland because it can't into geography, US president makes a defensive tweet online
Russia nukes USA then slowly pours into EU
China expresses deep concern
Australia is still on dialup and unaware of anything
Russia will win even vs US+France+Italy, if you attacking, we're defending, or the war will be on Eurasian continent only.
At least we're honest about it
>tfw no petite French gf to surrender to me of all the men
I'd split her into the north where I'd treat her gently
And into the south, where conditions would be harsh.
based
Let Korea and Poland fight first and Japan and Germany watch it until both of shitbags reach to total extinction.
south korea would beat germany in a one on one if it happened today. SK has been prepping for war for the last few decades while german cucks are still apologizing for nazis and sucking the EU's dick
Nah my dude we just don't fight with you or you with us because of nukes. But in a simulated war we'd just send mexicans and black people to live in your country.
>poles set up death camps to exterminate krauts
>SK teams up with NK and carpet bombs Japan with nukes
only korea wins.
France surrenders
russian winter op pls nerf
essentially, it all boils down to japan vs germany, then both can't finish off each other, as, assuming they are in a full war mode, an all-out war between this two great powers isn't something like bombing a third-world country, not to mention the distance. so, a stalemate with korea and poland suffering a devastating damage is the answer, which is reinforced by the fact japan and germany are para-nuclear powers, which aren't finished without causing a fatal damage to the opponent.