Be American

>be American
>obsess over your whiteness
>pay a large amount for heritage test
>larp as whatever race comes up and say you are an "X-American"
Why do they do this?

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These are all memes

And the worst thing is that being american should be even better trasform a forgotten land in the first superpower of the world

When you refer to yourself do you say "I am X-American" or "I am an American"?

"There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. When I refer to hyphenated Americans, I do not refer to naturalized Americans. Some of the very best Americans I have ever known were naturalized Americans, Americans born abroad. But a hyphenated American is not an American at all … The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities, an intricate knot of German-Americans, Irish-Americans, English-Americans, French-Americans, Scandinavian-Americans or Italian-Americans, each preserving its separate nationality, each at heart feeling more sympathy with Europeans of that nationality, than with the other citizens of the American Republic … There is no such thing as a hyphenated American who is a good American. The only man who is a good American is the man who is an American and nothing else." - President Theodore Roosevelt

So why do americans born in America put their heritage first before their country?

They have no identity, so they pay ??? amount for jews to see what their ancestors were so they feel like they can belong in a group with other "X-Americans"

never seen anyone do this irl besides maybe african americans

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It happens though. Seen lots of Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans, and so on. Thing is they seperare into their own little groups and seperating themselves from the country instead of assimilating even though they were born here

Its because Americans don't have any form of a unifying culture. Its inherently depressing but the ultimate truth is that Americans aren't unified, in anything. Maybe you can find some corn fed, square jaw hick from the Appalachians who will claim that he loves the US but he really just hates black people and uses the excuse as an affront. It's a simple solution for simple people but America is a simple nation so it works

What did Jow Forums mean by this?

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I am American. It probably helps that I live in a very homogenous part of the country so people don't make those distinctions here

Because they're idiots.

And American flags keep proving them right.

replace the bottom with Americans and you'll realise that the reality of your larping are far more stupid

>Jow Forums is representative of real life

>replace reality with Jow Forums memes and you'll realize that I'm right

damn...

Yes, Americans of all kinds are obsessed with race. You don't get movements like BLM in Eurasian countries.

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>be Johnny Smith
>claim that you have german ancestry through your great great great great grandfather who left Germany due to hardships and worked hard to be an americans
>larp as a German by wearing lederhosens and alpine cap while speaking broken german
>say that Germans aren't preserving their culture enough and that he is more german than the natives

That's because chateau slavery didn't exist in Eurasia and the US failure in reconstruction still has social repercussions to this day.

>You don't get movements like BLM in Eurasian countries
Except Eurasians do

What do you feel about Americans that identify themselves with their mother nation-American rather than American?

ITT: o b s e s s i o n

>larp as a German by wearing lederhosens and alpine cap while speaking broken german
>say that Germans aren't preserving their culture enough and that he is more german than the natives
Hurrrrrrrrrr

not obsessed
I saw a few americans post about their "heritage" and it made me wonder really
Hell Chicanos would rather identify as Mexicans even though they know next to nothing apart from "GUNS DRUGS CARTELS"

*Mexican-Americans

>be thirdie
>be assblasted about Americans
every time

As a firstie, it really is hilarious to see thirdies triggered by Americans, even if Americans themselves are annoying.

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