Be American

Its because Americans don't have any form of a unifying culture. Its inherently depressing but the ultimate truth is that Americans aren't unified, in anything. Maybe you can find some corn fed, square jaw hick from the Appalachians who will claim that he loves the US but he really just hates black people and uses the excuse as an affront. It's a simple solution for simple people but America is a simple nation so it works

What did Jow Forums mean by this?

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I am American. It probably helps that I live in a very homogenous part of the country so people don't make those distinctions here

Because they're idiots.

And American flags keep proving them right.

replace the bottom with Americans and you'll realise that the reality of your larping are far more stupid

>Jow Forums is representative of real life

>replace reality with Jow Forums memes and you'll realize that I'm right

damn...

Yes, Americans of all kinds are obsessed with race. You don't get movements like BLM in Eurasian countries.

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>be Johnny Smith
>claim that you have german ancestry through your great great great great grandfather who left Germany due to hardships and worked hard to be an americans
>larp as a German by wearing lederhosens and alpine cap while speaking broken german
>say that Germans aren't preserving their culture enough and that he is more german than the natives