1. Your country

>UK
>conquers primitive and tribal land overseas because theyd get btfo everytime they tried to hold a contentinental empire

Why do you spastics always say this?
The overwhelming majority of the empire was won from fighting other European nations. You should probably know since you had your shit kicked in ten ways from sunday.
The only native wars were in parts of the cape, the horn of africa and in india.

French influence was indirect, countries all over the world willingly adopted French democracy and civil law while the eternal Anglo forced his ""culture"" on indigenous peoples.
>completely falling for it
Genuinely disappointed by kara boga posters

the weak """"totally not european m8"""" """""""man"""""""" fears the EUROPEAN BVLL

You only stole New France, tho
And the funniest thing is that despite the fact we were outnumbered, we often beat the shit out of you but it's okay, some people are naturally good at fighter, it's not your case, it doesn't matter : in the end, you got what you wanted.

oh sweetie, Portugal was created by a Portuguese lad, son of a Burgundian noble who followed Germanic naming traditions... so... educate yourself

at fighting*

>Burgundian
FROGGED

it was usa tho

>1991
it was actually this

But he's right. The UK's decision to shift its focus to the world outside Europe stemmed from the fact that it proved unable to hold territorial possessions in continental Europe. This applies to every colonial power to an extent, but I know at least one country that greatly expanded its borders by being in a constant state of war with the HRE.

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>that pic
WE

thx for posting, I will make sure to repay the favor of the reconquista by making the next one go north :D

w-what?

WUZ

CREATORS

Unironically great post

The UK has never aspired to own Continental possessions in well over six hundred years. In any event it is wrong, since Hanover was in personal union with Britain from 1714 until 1837.

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SHEIIT

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no but we are good fren i guess

good frens let their good frens annex them :333

We used to come down in the summers and take your things away from you. Good times.

You eventually lost Hanover in the 19th century. What's the start date of the splendid isolation again?

then you became French.

We have a french dinasty

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I will read Shitty Hantah manga in your honnour.

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dumb frog

High man of France, trusted with intelligence.

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b&r

That's it : I won't help you with your crusade in Ireland

Just fuck my shit up

My point is that it doesn't matter what we do, there is always a negative slant you will throw on it. The UK is the only major European state that didn't rampage across the Continent or subjugate European peoples, so you can console yourselves by saying we never had the ability or we were afraid. And yes, there's some truth to England being more outward-looking after it lost the HYW, but England's French possessions were still longer-lasted by an order of magnitude than any Continental empire since the time of the Romans. If it's meant to reflect on our poor ability I don't see the logic.

we created France

BIG mistake

Countries that the UK made:
>USA
>Canada
>Australia
>New Zealand
All highly successful, highly developed countries, right?

Now let's look at the countries that France made:
>Syria
>Algeria
>Indochina (today known as Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia)
>Tunisia

Oh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Countries that the UK made
>conveniently forgetting all the third-world shitholes

Regardless, France hasn't made any countries as prosperous as the countries we made.

Their best claim is Quebec. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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We have never been french, what are you talking about?

wait
Do Normans come from Norway or Denmark?

Of course : the only colony we populated got stolen.

Reminder that John Russell (PBUH) magnanimously offered to return Quebec to the French and instead they traded it away for some sugar islands

None one those countries are populated by french or european people, ya know

>the only colony we populated got stolen.
That's because we're better than you.

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But the spics created us, hence the name.

>stolen

The French had a choice between Québec and Guadeloupe. They chose poorly

Exactly. Your country literally SUCKED at colonisation. While we were fucking AWESOME at it.

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but muh sugar...

How does Moldova fit there? Or the other EB countries?

>Some of you migrated down here and gained control of our lands and fucked our women
>Hon hon hon, you french now
It doesn't work like that, man.

>normans fuck with french people
>their descendants have french blood, adopted french names, french culture and religion
>"yea no, they not french hol up"

>You want this landmass almost 3 times the size of France and full of loyal Frenchmen or a sugar plantation
Miam miam, j'aime des sucres
>Sugar quite literally grows on trees in la belle province, you don't even need slaves, just a bucket
Mais il gèle et je n'aime la neige pas, j'aime juste ma sucre
>Anyone with any amount of foresight can see that Québec will have an economy 47 times larger than Guadeloupe someday
J'ADORE MA SUCRE !!!!

>Korea
>USA
wtf?

Oh wait, you're not talking about us as a country becoming french. My bad. And you're welcome for the superior genes we passed on to you, as we did with half of Europe.
>tfw vikings raped, enslaved, and stole from everyone, and people love them for it today.

Christianity

The Normans were Vikings.

you know the memes about vikings being literally white niggers are pretty accurate

In 900, by 1066 they were firmly French

And then they became french. accept it and cope.

With the meme that the french are cucks, it's like we were made for eachother.

>he thinks a population can have their genepool completely altered in a century and a half
Utter state of you.

It has nothing to do with genetics, it's cultural.

I don't care, I'm a kissless virgin anyway :^)

They took wives from the local population. William the Conqueror was as Breton and French as he was Norman.

So we agree they were Nords with a Latin culture?

some nords with french blood and french culture, yea

They were mixed Nordic and French living an almost entirely French lifestyle.

lmao are you serious? How did France create the US? Helping us in the Revolution isn’t creating us. And I know for a fact you didn’t create Mexico or Canada either.

>he doesn't know this picture

It’s a stupid picture, I’ll tell you that

>American education

Yes if create means the French took away 2/3 of it.

This all depends on how you define "French".

Either way, by 1066 the Normans would still be majority Nordic.

All of Germany is rightful French clay.

It's a meme but are you honestly unaware of France in Canada and the US? I never know with Americans

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if it wasn’t for castile, france would be anglo

ya better be joking

germany
indirectly by france, napoleon gave a huge boost in german nationalism. without napoleon no german unification.

Didn’t Spain save France from being turned into England Part 2? So shouldn’t Spain be the root of this map?

If a part Irish-American mutt from Boston whose ancestors went to Massachusetts during the potato famine fucked your mum, you would say your mum fucked a yank, not an Irishman.

this t b h

the romans did all of that and much better, just look at the gallic wars, they enslaved over a million in that war

before the hundred years war almost all of france was english territory

france won the hundred years because of castile

you make it sound like it's a cool thing, ya cunt

Literally when? The only time England was a threat to us was during the 100YW.

No, the local population was much greater in number than the tribe of conquering Norsemen, and they are known to have taken wives from the local Gallo-Romans and Franks before going to war. The mothers taught their sons the local vernacular and educated them in Frankish/Gallo-Roman culture, and this is how they were assimilated.

>France
>Divides a desert between other european countries and claim to have conquered it

Germany's and France's common ancestor is the Frankish empire which was originally majorly located on the territory of modern day Germany, but mostly expanded into the territory of what later became France.

...i think we can't really say one of these two countries was invented by the other.

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Ummm my country came from glorious Galicia not from filthy France.

Casse-toi sale Gaulois, nos frontières sont préhistoriques.

Can any fr*nch redpill me on what happened in Spain in 795?

korea is a post colonial state with south created by america and north, soviets

I think that was when the Frankish march of Spain was created, from where Christian leaders would expand into expand into Iberia

Ah yes, Carlos el Magno. But that's irrelevant because that was only in northern Cataloñistan, and historically speaking cataloñistan and its people are as relevant to Spain as Acre is to Brasil.

The basques are different, they are extremely relevant and protagonist in our history.

Also, ironically that Carlos el Magno thing only happened because the local moor governor of Barcelona rebelled against the Emir, asked the franks for assistance and Carlos el Magno said yes, yes, open the gates mon ami, and then backstabbed him.

Good news is the basques btfo Carlos el Magno a couple of years later.

Un peu comme votre population, donc ?

I'm fine with this, just delete that revolution of yours and that's all.

France best husbandu