He showers more than twice a week

>tfw take a shower every time after taking a shit

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i would just stop shitting if i had to do this

>he doesn't just lick himself like a cat

I sometimes worry if I'm starting to smell bad even if I've taken a shower within the last two days. Maybe I'm just self-conscious.

are you kidding? its so effective
I take a shit every morning, after that I take my morning shower. That way I don't have to wipe my ass.

I take a bath everyday. It's comfy. Doesn't cost me anything so who gives a shit.

>i defy zog by being a disgusting unhygenic subhuman

>not just washing your bum and junk area
user, I...

I shower daily. Who the hell wants to smell like ass and sweat?

I shower every day because otherwise my acne gets out of hand.

i hate shitting and i hate showering, so combining the two would be the worst.

>creek water
An FBI SWAT team has been dispatched to your location

Anyone else can't stand the feeling of water on their skin? Like a cat I suppose

Morning
>brush teeth
>shower
Before bed
>long hot bath
>brush teeth

Also shower after I shit. Usually shit before my morning shower but if I have to poop during the day I will shower right after.

If m hair wasn't so fucking greasy I would only shower once a week, but as things stand now I have to shower at least once a day to wash away all the oil.

No water is my second home.
I would live in the water if I could.

>german
>hates shit

>human
>hates showering
Wtf?

Use shampoo every other day only

what exactly is wrong with that?

It is fucking bizarre to not love showering

I don't mind shitting but I hate wiping. Showering after the shit fixes that problem.

This

not good to shower that much
it dries your skin, user

My skin is just fine, 31 now been following the same method since I was like 14.
I get dry and irritated skin if I don't shower often though.

>tfw gf forces me to shower every day
She is angry if I dont. How do I explain to here once a week is enough?

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only reason euro's wash themselves less is because they didn't have water

>It is fucking bizarre to not love showering
why? you have to stand there naked, you have to pay attention not to flood the bath, you're wet and cold afterwards, it's annoying

>mr goldstein
shadilay my fellow pede! upvoted

Proper toilet paper helps with this as well, that wavy ripple is where it's at. MUCH less wiping and comfortable.

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No wonder Sweden is running out of water.

>being naked is the most comfy state of being
>never had a flood from showering, check your drain..
>my bathroom is nice and warm, and my towels are heated by the towel rack

Yeah. I shower thrice or 4 times a week in the summer, and 2 times a week in winter.

We are not... The water levels were just low after the summers insane heat.
Back to normal now.

it is so relaxing, comfy. You just stand there but you can also sit. You adjust the temperature just right and enjoy yourself.

> you have to pay attention not to flood the bath
just dont bathe in a bath tub just take a shower bruh

slap the bitch so she could learn her place

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I work in construction. I either shower once per day (after work) or I smell like a week old sock.

I have seborheic dermatitis and have to shower twice a day to prevent oil buildup on my scalp and face or I turn into a leper. Feels really bad.

>Tfw shower every morning before and always drenched in sweat by 11am

Fucking African weather

>Southern Europoors can't afford air conditioning

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>Norwegians don't go outside

Showering every single day is bad for your skin

>says Mexico

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I get sweat rashes if I don't shower every day.

>t excessive sweating is a pain

>t. my roommate whos smell can be sensed from the corridor outside his room

I like images too

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Fuck showers, I take a bath every night and read my books.

>hot countries shower more

WOW REALLY?

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
LE FRENCH BAD HYGIENE MEME XDDDDDDDD LOOK AT ME AREN'T I FUNNY HAHAHAHA TOTALLY NOT STALE
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OBESE AMERICAN NIGGER

>Have sex with gf
>Covered head to toes in sweat
>Lower half of body smells like wet pussy, mouth too
>"Oh wait I already showered this week, I'll just wait a couple days or else jews win "
Ok this is epic

Im not joking, his hygiene is not even personal anymore. When he moved in a basket of hygienic articles showed up in the bathroom; its been a month and the toothbrush packets are still unopened.

>Sponge bath
what is this ? Like a bath but you don't get in the water ? Idk what it means but i don't want to google it

I actually laughed at the low quality of this post.
It's true though. France doesn't have bad hygiene compared to other developed countries.

Just tell him that he fucking stinks instead of complaining about him on the internet

It's where someone sits or lies down and rubs themselves with a wet sponge instead of sitting in water.

This. I lived in France for about a year, people there didn't smell any worse than here in Sweden ans we Swedes love to keep clean.

Black people smell funny though

That's retarded lmao, why would people in countries with good acces to water do it.

True but that's universal.

>Black people smell funny though
>checks flag
lel

My head itches if I don't wash my hair for more than 3 days

Many old, handicapped people etc get sponge baths instead of normal ones. Easier I guess. Usually helped by a nurse or such.

IIRC some people who can't sit down in a tub of water for one reason or another do it. It's usually because they're old or have a health issue.

too furry here, gotta use something different

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like hell i'd walk into a store and buy a product called "flushable wipes"

No don't do it! I'm a virgin!

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I gotta use those moist toilettes or take a shower, dry paper alone won't leave me clean.

he showers more than once a week

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wew lad

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