/brit/

Like Pink Floyd me

youtube.com/watch?v=7jMlFXouPk8

chebs

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apprentice is on tonight

shut up mark

having sex with a woman while wearing a condom is basically the same as fucking another man in the arse

So depressed haha

for me, it's kettle lightly salted

M & S sweet chilli crisps gave me shit breat FOR LIFE

TOP lads these

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listening to credits music

this

would rather have a long satisfying wank instead

Of course

so?

There's this really qt girl at work who started around the same time as me. It actually pains me how beautiful she is.

anime

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this desu, just want to disappear

very enjoyable book on the subject

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stupid thot

love sticking my face in unitoil girls arses as they walk up the stairs

IM WITH HER

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don't get the same feeling when i meet a girl through tinder and when i meet a girl naturally, the latter is much more exciting and enjoyable
anyone else?

Got the guitar out, set up the microphone, and I'd like to sing you a song /brit/. Any requests?

wanking is the same as the other two really
it’s perverse and immoral

When I need to clean the toilet I just plug the Kärcher into the hairdryer plug and blast away

Virgin Van Dijk

>unitoil
Please stop saying this. University students don't know what hard work is.

The point of a hypothesis is to have it proven wrong. (Which it hasn't) You think gays with AIDS only have HIV? No. They are living reservoirs for every STD known to human and animal kind because of their shameful and vile lifestyle choices.

frodo shaggins on the prowl

twitch gf is speaking greek

Describe her, color of her hair, her smell, her eyes

wonderwall

The only brits to actually fight for britain instead of israel.

shut up mark

This is the end-the doors

youtube.com/watch?v=_qd8ciU7XUE now THIS is a modern CLASSIC

going on my birthright trip next week
gentiles need not acknowledge this post

cuties :)

hammer smashed face

god save the queen

Shades of cool by Lana Del Rey
Good tune unironically, nice to play, easy to learn. Satisfying solo

Debaser-The Pixies

>Have to CHOOSE groups in uni this year
>Everyone competent has teamed up already
>If someone refuses to do any work the lecturer says it isn't his problem and everyone gets the same grade regardless of what happens
>It's worth 1/6th of my overall grade this year

This is bullshit.
I'm going to be judged based on other people's laziness.

love that my existence causes others to suffer. rent free baby.

dizzee rascal - bonkers

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no one gives a fuck you child go away

daydream in blue youtube.com/watch?v=-RV0kUChjG8

>richard landwehr
lmao

virgin freak

Cover this lad:
clyp.it/uluvfxs2

Would genuinely give my left bollock to make passionate love to her lad

undergrads should be jailed

What do you think happens in the work place? Typical arrogant student

Yikes! Enjoy prison, weirdo!

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*hands you a used tissue*

what a freakish looking man

Brown hair, brown eyes, red cheeks, cute voice, can't really describe her smell because I have a blocked nose, tits seem reasonably big although I haven't had a chance to properly look at them because she dresses modestly. She seems pretty shy because it's her first job although hopefully she'll open up a bit more as she gets more comfortable.

little arrogant student runt

hmmm

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Arrogant toiler thinks he knows the world in and out because he's a slave to a 9-5. Can't fathom how low the IQ is on this one.

Hiv aims white cells which are the soldiers of the immune response, what is your fucking point. Hiv hits someone, he gets aids and even your own bacteria flora can attack you, of course Treponema pallidum would take the advantage of an immuno deprimed organism.

>able to get girls interested enough to talk to me by my looks alone
>can't take the conversation anywhere because i've got a virgin freak personality

raaghhh
always cockblock myself

shan't

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big gatto

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play freebird

zoomer genocide when?

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you can't eb very good looking then because if you're attractive the face does all the talking without moving your mouth

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chunky kots

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based

approaching the 3rd wank of the day

fit but looks a bit mental

Make her confident, you will be her savior and she will stick to you

What about him? He's based

that's impressive.

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Little but unoriginal but I suppose it's as good a one to warm up with as any

vocaroo.com/i/s1AIjWIRedfL

If you are sub-8, all women are subconsciously terrified of being raped by you

kek

What’s it like having a gf

this but unironically

i'm a 7, i look a lot better than the average guy

Yuwot
Half in his fucking pants

its ok

Nah, not the other two. I like Lana Del Reys music because the actual music alone is 'good'.
You can listen to an instrumental of her songs and despite them being simple or whatever, they are good to listen to.

It's nondogshit. They sound grand. I'd love to know who produces the actual music and the process because it just works...

that little bit of shit that breaks off and fall down his pants
messy