Say one thing you know about this country

not white

shit you just went to war with them because of the whole nazis in argentina thing didn't you i never thought about it

Maradona, Messi, carne asada
Don't know, they don't really have a big culture.

Disappointment: the country

They are white

They actually got colonized by us and not by the Spaniards.

Its a white country.

They have a resort town in their southern mountains called Ushuaia

Simpsons fans

They eat a lot of meat

Low key Nazis
>“Long live Germany. Long live Argentina. Long live Austria."
last words of Adolf Eichmann

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Mate & Excellent Wine

Eat more Beef than probably anyone else on earth

Italian infused Spanish

It takes two to Tango :^)

Mostly undeserved superiority complex from being a 1st world country a century ago

Terrible Politicians.

Historically good at Football. Also honorary Anglo Saxons in playing Rugby

Welsh Pwtagynia

Beautiful Pampas and Countryside

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Best neighbours

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Jorge Luis Borges is from there

They think they are white but most of their "whites" look like Algerians and have massive inferiority complexes towards blonde Europeans.Their actual whites get cucked by brown people who can dance and have more street cred.
Cucked beyond belief,if you ever visit Buenos Aires while kids attend school you can notice every zoomer coming out of their schools looks heavily indigenous, Bolivia has conquered them without firing a single bullet.
Their economy is unfixable, they are too far away from major shipping lanes and they scare off investors like their lives depended on it.

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Their steaks (hmmmmm)

Yayo
youtube.com/watch?v=Sxm_LTbU0hE

Don't cry for me

It's tied for best South American country

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Wait argentinians play Rugby?

hola juli

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>Eat more Beef than probably anyone else on earth

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Spic infested shithole who can't even speak Spanish correctly

CHI

Argentia me gusta is good wanking material

>You cannot be an illegal there.
What does this mean

umm.. we just won against you sweetie :)

best asado and cute grills

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Highest incidence of mugging/robbery per capita in the world.

DELET THIS

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means we're cucks

Our constitution says that every man on earth that wants to live in argentina (or even be argentinian) should be able to. This was obviously originally intented for europeans when they were in crisis but it applies to anyone today

sigues vivo :)

is unusual to get deported.

it sucks

Hola, mis hermanos argentinos!

Full of black people.

Africa?

They historically larped as Incas(their flag has an inca sun when they are like 90% cumskin lol). Even their predecessor-state(Provincians Unidas de rio de la plata) had an inca sun cuz we wuz incas n sheeit.

Also, they fought against Peru, along with Chile, back when Peru sucked spanish dick.

MACRI
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You do realize that le black Argentinian meme is in reference not to actual blacks but mestizos... which in general are roughly the same color as Japanese, don't you?

there's a higher pension age for men than women
some guy reached the women's age so he 'transitioned' and retired early

Actually most Japanese don't know well such small irrelevant countries.
Does this country have anything notable among other African nations?

That's pretty funny.

It means that once you're in Argentina there is nothing that can stop you on your path to citizenship which doesnt take longer than 2 years max, you'd have to murder or rape(only works if you're over 18) and have media coverage and a right winger in charge just to get deported.
And while you're overstaying your visa you're entitled to the same services and rights as citizens with the exception of voting and working for the state.
Also if you marry you get insta citizenship without an investigation for fraud and you can also anchor baby your way into citizenship.
That's not even all, immigrants often make ilegal settlements that are impossible to evict because by law you cannot evict a settlement with old people and children so a group of immigrants can ilegally settle any piece of land until they are the rightful owners if they organize themselves well.
There doesnt seem to be any homeless shelters or ID checking on homeless people too so if you fail to find a group of people to steal land from Argencucks you can just make camp on ANY (there are literal homeless families living a smelling distance of their house of goverment for example) street you want.

Our constitution said the same but had small print that mentioned asian, indian and black inmigrants are not allowed.

That's why we never got overrun by them, nowadays they're allowed and commies encourage them to come.

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All of these things are good though

I agree with the Argentine Constitution entirely. What is wrong with this in your opinion?

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Thank you for this handy guide. Good and informative post.
Also this, unironically.

freedom of movement for almost everyone in the world, and those that need visas and get here illegally without one can't get kicked out anyways.
and once you're here you can get citizenship in like 2 years, the only thing that would prevent this is if you incur in criminality.

>What is wrong with this in your opinion?
Nothing, because I'm separated by an ocean from them and they even take some Senegalese and Ghanians who would otherwise try crossing the mediterranean.
Ask an Argentinian how he feels about it and their prospects for the future.Have you seen a first world country softening their borders in the past years? nobody wants a piece of what Africa is brewing

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hi, I'm an Argentine, anyone can come and live here if they so choose to, I'm ok with this.

Good, open up sissy.
*ziiiiips*

Pseudo-communist normies.

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how does that make me a sissy?
like I said I'm an Argentine, I'm not French ("french" being unironically interchangeable with "faggot" in my country lmao)

Yes, not being nuked is one of them.

>All of these things are good
It'd be good if "no border control" wasn't the result.

why would you want border control?

Not that guy but to avoid criminals coming in.

PFFFFTTCHCHCHSHHHHHHHHSHJJJJ

only one thing? aw ok a good thing then:
youtube.com/watch?v=QCGkcwzgyyM
EL FLACO ES DIOS
SAY NO MORE

immigrants make up 5% of our population.
what percentage of that do you think are criminals?
what percentage of the rest 95% of actual Argentines do you think are criminals?

the amount of foreign criminals comning in is fucking insignificant.
you think of this because of the retarded scaremongering right wing media, both ours and international.

I said nothing about proportions or percentages.
And no criminal should come in, it doesn't matter how many they are. It's common sense, what right-wingers say bears no relevance to what I think.

Inflation

WTF i LOVE Argentina

THIS
No matter what we always end up disappointing everyone and even destroying the little hope we didn't know we had

>no criminal shoud come in
impossible to enforce this.
I pointed out how insignificant they are because that's what they are, insignificant, you shouldn't even be talking about this, but you are because of the retarded right wing rhetoric that got to you.

t.gaucho,parisien et pede

>impossible to enforce this.
Didn't chile refuse Mike Tyson from entering the country because he was on a list for getting convicted for rape?
Also why do you think the % of immigrants of your shithole matters when everyone gets awarded citizenship ASAP?

>muh right-wing boogieman
Again, it doesn't matter how few or how many they are, none should come in. And even if it's impossible to enforce such a thing, so what? Should we just drop border control altogether and give them a bigger chance to come in just because you can't keep every criminal from coming in?
I'm a Libertarian, I don't fall for right-wing talking points. I'm ok with foreigners coming in as long as they are not criminals and respect our freedoms (obviously this applies to communists who are inherently anti-freedom).

>because he was on a list
exactly, there were criminal records on him
now try to find criminal records from bolivian or paraguayan citizens
most of the time there's at least an international arrest warrant

t. Soy boy
Just go to the Villa 31 or any ilegal settlement
and ask how many of them are Argentineans
This guy is totally right.

I'm pretty sure your country has criminal records my dude.

It's racist to deport Bolivian or Paraguayans criminals here. They will receive more gibs instead

>no free thought allowed
>im pro freedom

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like i said, the counted cases are because there's international arrest warrant over the """"immigrant""""" (and he or she usually involved in drug traffic, oh what a coincidence)

and how do you prevent rapists that aren't "on a list" from coming in?
>Also why do you think the % of immigrants of your shithole matters when everyone gets awarded citizenship ASAP?
are you mentally challenged?
this doesn't mean that they're not accounted for as immigrants.

>Again, it doesn't matter how few or how many they are, none should come in.
it matters because they're insignificant.
>And even if it's impossible to enforce such a thing, so what? Should we just drop border control altogether and give them a bigger chance to come in just because you can't keep every criminal from coming in?
yes.
>I'm a Libertarian, I don't fall for right-wing talking points. I'm ok with foreigners coming in as long as they are not criminals and respect our freedoms (obviously this applies to communists who are inherently anti-freedom).
you're fucking retarded, I'm not wasting any more time with you.
kys

>this doesn't mean that they're not accounted for as immigrants
Do you have any evidence to back that up?

You do realize that le black Argentinian meme is in reference not to actual blacks but mestizos... which in general are roughly the same color as Japanese, don't you?

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yes, retard, the census, it counts foreign born residents as foreign born residents, that's the 5%
are you seriously this retarded?

btw isn't it cute how there ARE guards in the argentinian fronteer
and instead of putting bariers on people moving in, they put bariers on OUR products, giving delays to our truck drivers while at the same time being easily bribed to let drugs go through?

>What do you mean you are for a totalitarian ideology like communism being banned? You're anti-freedom!
>What do you mean you think beating blacks must be illegal? You don't tolerate racism, what a bigot!

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Los Britanicos es piratas

sabe pa ajaja
youtube.com/watch?v=q7fXoJZLzY0

>Hey, you can't keep every criminal from coming in, obviously the rational thing to do is to drop border control entirely, which would result in any criminal being able to just walk in
Imagine being unironically this idiotic of a leftist.
Kys.

so what should we do with the criminals that are already in argentina?
should we create more borders that they can't cross within the country?

They declared war on us you idiot yank, not the other way round

Here’s a clip of US coverage of the war from the time:
youtu.be/j1XomrBRzwg

He must be an edgy teen from Partido Obrero

Where did all those brown Argentinians came from them?

what the fuck are you even asking now?
we were talking about foreign born residents, now you're talking about peoples "color", what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
fucking hell you're dumb.

You're saying migration from poor countries is not to blame for your country's pitiful state but the people living in your favelas and criminals are always brown and very indigenous looking.
Where did they come from them? the other Argie seems more honest.