>a nation whose raison d'etre has become nothing more than DUDE WEED
>they once ruled the seas, colonies and forged the very concept of corporations.
>they reclaimed land from the sea itself
>now though? just the drugs.
i can't imagine
A nation whose raison d'etre has become nothing more than DUDE WEED
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Ian Wood
We still got the polders.
Jonathan Carter
I think after all of their contribution to the European sciences and culture, Dutch deserve to just sit back and spark a joint for their trouble.
Jordan Peterson
even their flag is useful, it reminded me to go brush
Xavier Green
They have us immigrants to help them, mutt.
Christian James
Thanks but next time don't shoot down a plane ok?
Joshua Lewis
TÜRKIYE NUMMER EEN!
ALSAN VAN TÜRKIYE NIET TE VERSLAAN
*TOOOOEEETTTT* *TOOOOOEEEEETTT*
Evan Barnes
Rude.
Jaxson Hall
Dude weed lmao is really a burger meme. It's only a big thing in Amsterdam. Technically it's not even completely legal, unlike in some US states.
Daniel Young
i love the Netherlands
Asher Wilson
>it's only a thing in our biggest and only really relevant city
ok
Jayden Hall
me too, i just want them to start conquering thirdies again, rather than having the thirdies (e.g. ) invading them
Wyatt Gutierrez
Xavier Nelson
>imports so much drugs to USA that their entire country suffers from an epidemic
Ethan Morgan
>Amsterdam
>relevant
It's just a tourist attraction, Rotterdam and the Hague are more relevant
Jeremiah Brooks
>>imports
Angel Jackson
Oeps, foutje kan gebeuren.
Camden Wright
>Country that fits maybe 10, 15 times in its neighbors
>Literally removed 4 different nations ruling over it from its borders
>De stijl
>Blu-Ray
>DVD
>Wi-Fi
>Bluetooth
>Laserdisc
>Dutch East India Company was richer than every single American megacorporation combined
>Created art markets
>First capitalist nation-state in the entire world, a model for almost all other countries who followed suit
>The transition from being part of a religious empire to an independent economic superpower is called the economic miracle and is still studied and used to turn third world nations into first world nations
>Founded the stock market
>Founded the banknote
>Founded the doughnot Americans love so much
>Stroopwafel
>Securalized natural law
>Marriage equality
>Mercury thermometer
>Fahrenheit scale
>Blood banks
>Modern model for sea-power that fucking England AND America based their navel-power on
>Telescope
>Speed skating
>Fire hose
>Gas lighting
>Meat slicers
Currently:
>Happiest children in the world
>Second largest food exporter
>Lowest rate of teen pregnancies
>World's best water management systems that we share with the world
>Best non-native English speakers in the world
>Largest importer or machinery and cars from Germany, mineral fuel from Belgium, medical supplies from the US, etc
>One of the largest exporters of petroleum, flowers, agricultural products, and food which alone goes for almost 20% of the entire European food supply
Nolan Williams
Even though I'm from Rotterdam myself, the only things which make Rotterdam important are the port and Unilever.
Owen Morris
Are you kidding me? Shooting down a plane is otherwise pretty fucking rude.
Henry Garcia
I don't find it too bad that Russia shot down the plat, but I just wish I was the first thing to penetrate those passagers.
Nathan Torres
kys
Jose Ross
Think about the children who died that day.
...you wanna fuck em?
Jaxson Cooper
>Wi-Fi
Pretty sure that's Austarlian.
Leo Lopez
Whoops, your niece on that plane?
Was she hot?
youtu.be
Henry Gutierrez
>the Hague are more relevant
Why? The UN is not relevant.
Brody Ortiz
>Video
AIVD, fuck off
Gavin Murphy
>those corporate HQs are just placeholders
ok
John Lee
>Unilever
>Shell
>Heineken
>ICJ
>Port of Rotterdam
They're still doing pretty well for themselves
Jeremiah Mitchell
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge you literal underage.
John Nguyen
>Fahrenheit scale
Ayden Thompson
but Rutte is fascist
Brandon Scott
Based Rutte. Fuck cockroaches.
Jace Green
If only
Ayden Ward
Aaron Morales
>germans aren't allowed to be racist but swampgermans are
based
Dylan Turner
>Second largest food exporter
actually pretty impressive desu
Jordan Evans
>lowest rate of drug related deaths in the world
What does USA have?
A reputation for invading and sharting other countries to pieces?
Daniel Green
holy shit stop i can only get so erect
Andrew Perry
DOWN WITH THE U.S.A.
Alexander Bell
Hell yeah, we even wore nazi helmets to a soccer match with Germany and the Germans couldn't do shit, it was fucking hilarious.
Samuel Thomas
>raison d'être
Lincoln Williams
No France, fuck off, not again, i'm still pissed off you made my great grandfather pick a last name which he jokingly made "nude" because it wasn't gonna last forever.
Alexander Miller
NAAKTGEBOREN HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOMOOOOOO
Easton Sullivan
>naaktgeboren
Hudson Flores
Eh at least our last names aren't a snorefest like most of the world.
Napoleon: Okay you bunch of backwater swampniggers. Its time to get civilized and you are now all required to pick a last name. Please take this serious.
Us: STEP RIGHT UP STEP RIGHT UP, WHOEVER THINKS UP THE MOST SILLY SURNAME WINS AN ENTIRE MONTH WORTH OF TATERS.
its basically an achievement.
Brody Green
Lincoln Stewart
This is the average Dutch woman in 2018, and it's a good thing.
Hudson Smith
Sticc/10
DISGOSTENG!
Brandon Gutierrez
Looks like a bad painting.
Landon Turner
Verfporem
Benjamin Myers
The highest wages in the Netherlands and biggest university are in Utrecht.
The biggest port of Europe lies in Rotterdam.
The King, government, parliament, senate, supreme court, international courts and embassies are in The Hague.
Amsterdam has.. ehh. tourists and accountants.
Ethan King
No it's literally naakt
Logan Ortiz
Drugs, niggers and arabs to be more precise
John Ortiz
I have an arabic sounding name, that only exists in the Netherlands and Belgium.
I bet the jews did this.
Dominic Powell
wouldhatefulanalsexwith/100
Isaac Stewart
Every foreigner should know that Belgium is literally a country of twinks.
Isaiah Johnson
James Foster
Based
Cringe
Benjamin Lewis
Whiter than you, Cheng
Matthew Fisher
>a nation whose raison d'etre has become nothing more than DUDE WEED
If this is what you think, it says more about you than it says about them
Jack Richardson
A lot of what he listed I know isnt dutch.
James Ross
i just wanted yous and to talk about the dutch
Andrew Kelly
Then you're a fucking retard because they are, the Netherlands invented the precursor to 802.11 in Nieuwegein, the creator of that was the chairman of the people that worked on the wi-fi standard.
Australians created a key patent in wi-fi, but not the actual product itself.
Jose Reed
don't forget DUDE GAYS LMAO
Isaac Moore
Ah, I see.
Mason Baker
wtf i love the dutch now
Brandon Ross
>be a safe haven for jews being rightfully expelled abroad
>be a pioneer for jew money shit
>be a pioneer for faggot jew shit
>now on the brink of extinction
glorious
Dylan Price
it's only because food companies move their HQ cuz tax heaven
Jack Rogers
What are some silly Dutch surnames?
Nolan Garcia
>>now on the brink of extinction
wut