I wish the USA was still this seems comfy

I wish the USA was still this seems comfy.

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you need a comma

nism

Then we wouldn't have Kansas, Jow Forumsomfiest state in the union.

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We would be a better country if we didn't take in hordes of Irish, German Catholics, Scandinavians and Italians during the 19th century

Me too

Agreed

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If Mexico, Spain and France wanted to keep these territories they should have settled them.
The "commonwealth of America" part vastly outnumbered the rest of what is now the USA in terms of population in 1780.

>has family in Kansas
Accurate, except replace Pizza Hut with Sonic. I know it wasn't founded in Kansas but it's far more sacred than PH.

pls come back I miss u

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but lige oooooohmigod, Stacy Knudson is lige SO much hodder than Carly Heidelbauer, it's not even CLOSE! She's lige SUCH a betch!

I don't really know what this is supposed to mean...

Mais vous preferez la guadeloupe, t'aime les sucres miam miam !

>If Mexico, Spain and France wanted to keep these territories they should have settled them.
Most of US was a Siberia-tier shithole during the XIX, most of the mid west still is, and lost of cities have Spaniards names, San Antonio, Los Angeles, San José, San Francisco ...

Mais j'aime aussi la Guadeloupe...soyons une grande famille !

french gf

But we have the capability to defend it despite being sparsely populated. Same reason UK kept Canada, they had the military to go across the ocean and defend it from a US attack

Justo like Rusia with Siberia, but there were settlements there ...

You should be ashamed of yourself.

fuck you flat man

whoops wrong one

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Spain was kinda in the middle of settling these territories and even went as far as Alaska (hell, Puerto Rico wasn't even very populated until late 18th century), but the Peninsular War and the Independence wars in Latin America used up all the resources from the Mexicans and Spanish. Most see the Spanish Empire having fell of in the 17th century after the Thirty Years Wars, but Charles III made a lot of reforms in the empire and was returning to gain more influence. I would consider him the greatest king of Spain.

>florida alone
>texas no longer a thing that exists
why these two decisions

Hardly.
t. Kansanon

And add sprint to this

>all these gaylords who want Northern Maine
The indomitable bay state will not allow this

What?

>only NC is red

The incorrigible apex of these united states whose reach is far and unshakable, previously deigning to allow the noble Mainers to publicly prostrate themselves before them, shall not allow her once and future border to be infringed upon in any way whatsoever

Who is trying to infringe on Maine's borders and what does Massachusetts have to do with it after 1831?

All the maps posted in this thread contain borders which infringe upon Neo Albion's northern portions, and the insidious shadow capitol will not allows this. But perhaps I've said too much...

These are all historic maps, sober up. What you should be concerned about is the Red Sox after losing 2 to the Yankees

If you aren't from New Amsterdam, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass Angloshits.

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same
don't think the rest of the states added anything new culturally

What he really needs is a penis.

No, because then my state wouldn't have half of its rightful territory.

hope you're not in PA

You're not a fucking Connecticut YANKEE, are you?

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no
but western PA is a shithole outside of parks

I wouldn't know, I've never lingered in that area other than to visit Pittsburgh.