/asean/

I like pie

Cream pie owo

tagalog pie

pls not Bisaya and Illocano creampie its scat and pee

FUCK Marcos

Post your lunch song.
youtube.com/watch?v=M-r8adpVeuY

I wish my local radio at home has streaming service. I miss song like this.

Ariel version is better t.bh

ni hao welcome to malaysia mr chang

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xiexie

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Why is the malaysian flag like that again? It's a old british navy ensign with a stamp like Americas.

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Chinese tourist money is big business

Do they have the Chinese only tour buses in Australia?

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This is the same delusion that americans have with english in Europe.

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wkkwkwkwkwk

RIP headphone users

Why am I hanging around in the rain right here trying to pick up a girl? Why are my eyes filling up with these lonely tears when there's girls all over the world?

because you're ugly. why even bother picking up girls? if your genes don't pass down the world will have less ugly people. don't be selfish.

Places that are invaded in your country by Chinese Tourists, go

Brunei
The night market

How to pick up a girl:
1. Handsome

Your lucky it's only tourists, here are handing out PR like candy.

No shit, I support your foreign property ban but I fear that it will make Chinese people flock to New Zealand and trying to get PR and citizenship

I can't tell the difference between Chinese tourists and our Chinese.

Oddly enough I can, by how they are in groups and how loud they can be

It's to late for us. We have chinks writing articles that we are racist because we stopped letting them bring in elderly parents to leach healthcare and welfare.

Chinese tourists and local Chinese have very different accents. Locals also mix in English words and BM words with their Mandarin and tend to speak more dialect. Tourists also are unironically dirtier and more rude and noisy.

If they can speak bahasa, then they're local Chinese.
>Malay will never get this

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So guys help me out here... especially the Chads in here... How can I know if a girl likes me?
Like signals yah know... Google only shows me degenerate kaffir signalling their future mates.

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Wait why the fuck hasn't Austarlia implemented this.

Make dua

if you have to ask then they don't

Don't laugh. We will soon become like them.

Lol I thought we must be the only ones dumb enough to have ever allowed it. I guess your government is even more cucked by china

Where is the proof? :DDD

I am being myself. I crack my stupid jokes at times, openly scoffed at racist remarks, slid in any form of nationalist values in any given presentation, heck I even talk like those moments in your brain where you have an imaginary debates with yourself. YES, I AM being myself.

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So they don't? I don't get your statement

You're not beeing yourself more.

Just propose her to be your gf
If she decline, move on to other girls
But you need to have heart of iron to do this

Went to Nagasaki, Japan for 8 hours only. My fucking tour guide left us in the Peace Park in Nagasaki because he told us the wrong time. Very angry about that chink. Basically I was left to be "lost in translation" like Tom Hanks
I had to struggle to communicate to japs on how to get to anywhere and made our own itirenary instantaneously. It was infuriating but fun
1.) Japan really is a beautiful place. I really am speechless. The people are nice, kind. Compared to the shithole that is flipland, 1000x easier to travel because of good pulic transportation. In flipland to get to 3km place you need to travel 2 hours
2.) Schoolgirls are cute (not pedo). I asked them how to get to a shopping mall. Went to Mirai Cocowalk amd some other mall.
3.) Consumer products are really cheap compared to Philippines. Wanted to buy Iphone but DoCoMo said it has to be in a plan and not full payment though. But food very expensive
4.) Good food. Some food have no taste to me probably because flips have salty palates

All in all, bretty good experience Bought a few figs and nendroids at around 1 to 2k each, will go back to japan again
When will flipland reach that status?

asian girls are only interested in bules

dont even try. FUCKIN GAY EARTH

Make dua and Allah will guide you to the one who is right for you

>chink tourists
God, absolute scum. No morals, no shame, obnoxious, rude.
But in a positive light, they have colorful personalities.

Japs are nice, kind, respectful, great people, but they are bland and boring. You dont really know what they think pf you as a tourist or as a gaijin in their faces.

t. Blake

He meant to say doa

test haha

I've always seen it spelled dua or du'a

In bahasa
Dua = two
Doa = Du'a

Ah thanks

they don't like you. you sounds too whiny and think that you don't have gf because you're "redpilled" when in reality you're probably not good looking, underweight/overweight and have repulsive personality.

Has anyone here tried Ramly burgers? If so, are they good? Will non-Malays like it if they try it?

Only tried it once back in 2014

It's okay I guess, good if you're on a budget

7/10 for me

But then again I'm Malay (and I'm quarter-Malaysian so not sure for non-Malays)

Godsend if I'm an NPC but its mediocre at best
Frozen patties, store-bought mayo, bulk soft bun and thats pretty much the Ramly experience

People don't buy them because of their taste. They're just cheap street burger that many people can afford.

Wouldn’t it be hot af if some East Asian female celebrities started fucking black men out in the open or took on black boyfriends?

Imagine hot Kpop singers getting blacked, or Japanese or chinese actresses with their trophy black muscular boyfriends. I bet Jessica Jung from snsd rode some BBCs

So basically they're the Angel's Burger of Malaysia?

Today I found out a man in my country might get 10 years jail for shooting a punk ass kid in self defense.
On other news murderers, rapists get off just 3 to 5 years.

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Cuck
thejakartapost.com/news/2018/06/01/two-men-awarded-by-police-for-fighting-robbers-on-bekasi-overpass.html

Similar here, a person was sent to jail for 8 years last year for criticising a law enacted by the Ministry of Religious Affairs whereas some pedo gets to spend less than a year in jail

Based

is it under manslaughter ?

Only way for an artist to go international
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kAstKsr3Xes

From my point of view(there was a long ass vid of it) it was clearly self defense.
The punk ass kid and his friends surrounded the man's car which his wife, mother and baby are inside. The punk ass punched the man and get a single bullet in return.
Yeah it might be possible that the police put it under manslaughter.

I don't think so, and if I remember correctly that pedo molested his daughter or something

Even worse the court didn't gave him a caning sentence as he was 60 something

How the fuck you survive on Jow Forums? exchange thoughts with people with 0 relationship/friendship
history boil me everytim.

Speak for yourself I'm married. I can't just can't be bothered dealing with the mindslaves you meet in public.

If anything Jow Forums is addicting because you can shitpost while doing your assignments or something. If you hang out with your friends, you just want to have fun after all.

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>How the fuck you survive on Jow Forums?
porn and cute animals gifs

They taste pretty generic.

Editan itu

>heart of iron
Yea I don't

I get it now

I sound whiny? The heck. Met me on vc and we'll have a talk young man

by not being a faggot like you

risano seksi abis cuuuuukkkkkkk

lol i came to this shithole to laugh at bigger loser than myself

What Malays think about this song?
youtube.com/watch?v=SJzdmtddQlM

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>Editan itu
No shit

Sounds really familiar then I realised the song has same rhythm as our oldies Hari Raya song, Nostalgia Aidilfitri by Sharifah Aini. Apparently Iyeth Bustami asked Pak Ngah (Malaysia song writer who wrotes most traditional songs for Siti Nurhaliza and other singers) to use his song but with different lyrics.

Nostalgia Aidilfitri
youtube.com/watch?v=CKQCaIYf0Ck

Pak Ngah just passed away 2 weeks ago. I think his last tradtional song before he passed away is for Wany Hasrita.

youtube.com/watch?v=gBYBzoIglfg

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What is happening over at /asean/?
I noticed nobody replied to my post about Japan, I thought you guys love Japan

We don't want to catch a ban, now leave you witch.

we grew up

RIP Indonesia, one big range ban coming your way.

pls ban malaysia thenkz

what hapen

Guys!!!!!!
Listen to me, guys!!!!
Shadow Warrior 2 is literally free in gog.com, guys!!!
Get it fast, guys!!!

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>Ratna Sarumpaet baru saja ditangkap polisi
It begins

She's not innocent is she?

>decides to wait for few minutes before replying to a girl as these faggots on Jow Forums advised
>she deleted the message before i could read it

Good job guys