1. your cunt

young, french, successful

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2-wish they got nuked

>911
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Our longest ally. As opposed to our British lapdog, a real, valued friend.

why are some germans obssesed with us ?

love you guys

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US
greatest allies(tsundere). Very cute girls

Luv u
french gf bls??

Britain is the USA's strongest ally today tho
Maybe not historically, but at least today

1. US
2. They're all right. Parisians are fucking awful though.

Not really. We're not interested in dealing with your shit anymore.
The Special Relationship is over.

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Meew

I WANT A FRENCH GF NOW

fukem x 1000

right? i hope all of france turns into a moroccan colony

chimpout on em again already ffs weve been waiting a mighty long time

The uk is a great stooge, the perfect lackey.

France is a friend who you respect because they’ll give you real critisicm. They will call you out when you’re being an idiot, but have your back when you’re on the right path.

The "special relationship" is a British creation, though. A palliative fiction put in place by Britain as a way to stomach its humiliating post-war loss of global hegemony to the United States: America was the undisputed superpower after 1945, but an organic partnership with the U.S. meant that Britain got to retain some of its global swagger.
The fact that you want to get rid of it now that America is pursuing a less internationalist foreign policy is a bit pathetic.

maybe, one day.

french dogs brought you into the vietnam war lmao, literally unwinnable and unjustifiable just to spite everyone involved, truly low

Things were just a tad more complicated than that.

press S to spit on France

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stop defending f*ance

BASED

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Greatness of an ally also is in deepneth of relationship between both. I'd rather have a reasonable and long time friend than a jarhead I know for two month as one.

*clicks teeth*
EXCUSEZ-MOI
*spears a grub*
BUT I'M FRENCH

The fact that your country is frothing at the mouth to jump on America's cock and be it's new fucksleeve is even more pathetic though.

They’ve always been our fucksleeve, Nigel.

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I run an account on instagram @frenchmonarchy so that’s pretty much all there is to know

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France has always been a whore.

But we're not, and have never been. Not when we left NATO during the Cold War and expelled American troops from France, not when we refused to take part in the Iraq War, and not when Emmanuel Macron criticized American unilateralism at the UNGA.

De Gaulle's autism means nothing, the guy was a delusional cockroach.
As for Macron, the guys is clearly absolutely desperate to open France's anus for the Yanks, open your eyes.

>UK
Do you really know nothing about post WW2 history ?

this but literally, the concept of sexual morality is completely absent in france

You're Russians' fucksleeve. They installed your latest """president""".

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Are you capable of reading?
Doesn't seem like it.

You have no argument.
Macron made some diplomatic moves at the beginning of the year in an attempt to convince Trump not to leave the Iran deal, but now that it's done, he's been openly calling for more European unity to resist Trump's America First policy. Even shitty British media is honest about it: telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/08/27/macron-hits-us-isolationism-says-close-eu-relationship-important/

?
He litteraly criticises US policy during every single international gathering, and arguing for more agreements to be reached without their presence.

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Stronger than us?

Great. I feel better thinking Russians made him our president than that WE made him our president.

t. posting from a cuckshed

Don’t mind him, he doesn’t know any better.

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Yea, no.

Fine, my meme was out of date. I concede.
Still, the guy is a populist who goes whichever way the wind is blowing. If he sees the chance to become America's new lapdog I have no doubt he'd jump at the chance.

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Just because we allow you the illusion of autonomy for things that don’t matter, when we really need you to jump, you jump.

>populist
What the fuck, learn the actual meaning of words before you use them. Diplomacy isnt as simple as an economic ideology that you follow depending on your ideology, he tried to reach an aggreement with Trump which failed, so now he sees no interest in trying to convince them by still playing the friendly ally. Is it really enough for you to now believe that he's a "weathercock" that will constantly change side/alliegence ?

yeah, but take your maghrebi and african brothers back

He literally ran on a platform of 'Make France Great Again'.
Fuck off you deluded specimen.

Replace them

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That was Marine le Pen, not Macron

Just make me, ya american simp

what is wrong with the british mind

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1. Outre-Rhin
2. Chaque homme a deux patries : La sienne et la France.

get rekt
>paris
degeneracy incarnate we need to sustain the south

moroccans are basically black people t b h
tunisians are okay and welcome in france(their home)

I honestly think that you know absolutely nothing about Macron.

I can’t make you do shit. It’s my fucked up, power mad, moral void of a government that makes France do the jumping.

France has routinely told America to go fuck themselves, your power is a fantasy.

>divide and conquer
not gonna work here french swine KARA BOGA is with us

damn you got me

2100 bye bye

Morocco never stopped being an economical colony of France.

I think you and the frogs are blinded by his Jupiter bullshit and nothing I say will sway you.

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Read what I said about the illusion of autonomy over unimportant issues. We allow them that illusion to assuage their ego and so that people like you can point those instances out and say “See, France has a will of its own!”.

But when something of importance is at stake, they always fall in line.

which is exactly why you need to blitzkrieg them, french corporations have their balls so deep in their african colonies

and French and Arab sex tourists have their dicks balls-deep in the asses of Moroccan lolis

He has consistently stood against Trump's America 1st policy. It has nothing to do with Jupiterian memes. I'm not saying that he wouldn't welcome the opportunity to improve relations with the USA if it will benefit the French people, but he has made it very obvious that he does not like Trump's politics and that he wants Europe to move farther from America.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Servaty
don't forgot our walloon friends, they're also very good at this
>Philippe Servaty is a Belgian[1] Walloon journalist who formerly worked for Brussels-based newspaper Le Soir. While in Morocco from 2002–05, he engaged in sex with over 80 Moroccan women, promising to take them to Belgium. Before leaving for Belgium, he asked them for sexual photos as souvenirs and photographed them in poses that could be seen as degrading. They included ejaculating on the face of a veiled woman and having another woman kneel, bound, and gagged while he urinated on her. After returning to Belgium, he published the photos on the internet under the pseudonym, 'Belguel' and included captions such as, "There is no better drug than to ejaculate on the veiled face of a woman." "These sluts are so naive. If you promise to marry them and take them along with you to Brussels they do whatever you ask" and “I met her walking down the street in her djellaba. A few minutes later, the fucking bitch did everything I wanted. Miracles do happen, even in a Muslim country!”.
At least one of the women filed a complaint to the police in Morocco, after a CD-ROM of the pictures began circulating in marketplaces in Agadir. The police arrested her, as well as many of the other women pictured, as posing for pornographic photos is a crime in Morocco. At least two of the women attempted suicide while in prison, and several have disappeared, either in hiding or murdered by their families in honor killings. Moroccan authorities asked Belgium to press charges against Servaty. Belgium declined, as the photos are not illegal under Belgian law. He may face charges for making anti-Islamic statements, a crime under Belgian and European Union laws. Additionally, Moroccan authorities have stated that he will be arrested if he returns to Morocco; he had previously been arrested there for possession of pornography. Due to the scandal, Servaty resigned from Le Soir.

Glas di Verrätersau

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german lolis are getting groomed by afghans and turks lmao, glass house
glad hoes got whats coming for them

coping moroccunt
i'm going to do the same thing in morocco and your women will fall for it because i'm rich and western

thats fucked he has already got what he was after why then go on to ruin their whole lives just for some sadistic pleasure? cunt needs his head beating in. don't even care if the women were muslims or whatever

Just look it up m8. It’s obvious if you pay attention.

t.shitskin

t.shitskin

you can FEEL the bitterness towards women from these virgins

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don't care, Paris is a shithole, they run in wars but make very good food

1. Download old tinder apk
2. Download gps spoofer app
3. Swipe right on Moroccan chicks
4. book a private Airbnb
????
6. Profit

i definitively and wholly do not care about some loose cunt she could die for all i care

t.shitskin

sounds efficient, thanks for the advice bro
C O P E
we can get females just by going to your country and being rich and western, meanwhile pic related is what you fags have to turn into to get french girlfriends

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why would anyone want to go to morocco to get sex and risk being killed by some angry brother or father when you can just go to south east asia and fuck all you want and nobody cares

How I get a French girlfriend is finding one of the million of you cunts in London and letting her stay with me for free and making her suck my cock

France is a great country, nice boys, good drinks and food. Yes i am coming back.

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