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Something you alt-right rorkes just don't get

kek

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aioli comes from a goat's pussy, right?

Alri

yeah

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mates gf said she is splitting with my mate (to be with me I'm obviously assuming) haha

oh dear lads

*styles on you*

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ah it's you again

what a little gremlin she is

the iraq war was pretty based

Where's her neck?

do you think she browses /brit/?

I've shagged her so much I literally do not care for your opinion

haha
the instant I saw her picture I JUST knew something wasn't right about her
lo and behold: autistic

do UKsians unironically like her? do they exist?

How do I make sure I don’t become a serial killer?

The 1975 only have two good songs

he will not divide us

arse

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I'm not made of money, I'm made of water, so please don't give me water I don't need anymore

hello kind sirs welcome to patel curry..... how can i servicing u?.....

she must be on the spectrum

pregnant females

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autism

For me, it's eating a bag of Walkers Ready Salted followed immediately after by Walkers Cheese & Onion followed by a handful of peppered Biltong.
I've perfected snacking.

>Ah yes, if I serve it on a fancy plate and fuck a bunch of green stuff on at the end people won't notice the frilly skirts on my eggs.

want to fuck a heavily pregnant girl desu

>parents start asking me about my future prospects

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NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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95712069
Yinge!

sup bruce

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alri

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Biltong is the nicest snack on the planet, no question. What is better?

Holy BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

youtu.be/H6dv6G1FWxk

haven’t brushed my teeth for a month

two biltongs

good post

*calls a spade a spade in midfield*

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My mam gets Weightwatchers Cheese and Onion crisps and while they are actually really nice, they have on average only 10 moderately sized crisps in them. I've counted. It's fucking bizarre. Have to eat like two or three packets any time I eat them to get a normal amount of crisps.

thats an incredible arse

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Fucking disgusting, bro. Why? You'll end up with no teeth, you mad man. If there is ONE THING you should take care of its your teeth. You could be fucking homeless but if you have a nice set of teeth people will treat you better and view you better.

Not enjoying CS. Full of virgin freaks.

>fishnet
peng peng peng peng peng peng

i do what i want mate

Did your aul one up the arse laddie

The Irish creature is baffled
Crumbling up bag after bag of Cheese and Onion crisps in his splotchy fists he growls,
“More!”
“More!”
“More!”

can't be arsed with crap like this
it's boring

calories are in volume
most slimfast and weight watchers stuff is just regular stuff in smaller portions

>*rumbles* "quick user, get your face in here! this is gonna be a big one!"

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holy shit stop the fucking presses

no shit

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Those are legitimate slags too. You can tell they're easy just looking at them. Slag kino.

PHWOAAAR look at that arse

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*tempts fate*

prefer Thom Yorke's solo stuff

Lol
>he's an arse man

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Lads I literally have lost the urge to wank

already wanked earlier so your pics do nothing for me

guess i'll just post slags and try not to lose my fuckin mind

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some top-shelf slag posting tonight, chaps

Me in Tiger Tiger every weekend

Don't they know I'm Mgtow

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My fingers smell semen rn ama

I'm a chebs captain until the day of my funeral

tall white

Ah yes, night toil
Very much want to kill myself

I fucking hate the irish.

Chebs lads

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not even sure why I save all these pictures
i have like 11,000 but almost never look back at them

>When she gets lippy

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jesus fucking shit

Well?

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I honestly like her after this lads, after an entire week of people saying her career is over she's outmaneuevered all the opposition after doing 1 silly walk and acting confident for once. Let this be a lesson to all the runts in this thread, no matter how much of a mong you are, you can stumble into positions of power

yeah same

She shouldn't sit on this stick it could hurt her coloon

go on then

roll

tall whites

lol

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think I've struck gold with literally the perfect girl but she's cheated on someone just to be with me so she'll cheat again

then again she's only ever been with one person
not sure

>laceygreen
>tradthot
am I out of the loop here?

Nordics aka tall whites

my university room

yeah boii
thats REAL dark oak pannelling

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not to brag, but i could knock any limp-wristed rorke ITT to the ground with a quick 1,2 combo

>a Jow Forums folder
the sign of a runt

shell cheat once someone better than you comes along
hit it and quit it

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This was in Canada on anti-bullying day lmao

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Once the world collapses and life forms simply disappears, the chance that your HDD would end in extra-terrestrial archeologist hands equals 0+x, you guys might represent the only remnent of earth's intelligence

Post pic of your wrist

she's been obsessed with me for 3 years though and only recently has she had the chance to make a move