/cum/

19 is prime

Nice boomer fantasy

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youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2-b_opVTo

dime lindura

Just want a fucking TINDER MATCH

back from work, picked up some McDoogles

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tfw got into a relationship in college so I never had to suffer on Tinder

Big city life
Me try fi get by

the fuck is mcdoogles

mcdonalds you chumpette

Black woman come to gynecologist. She sits down on chaire, moves apart her legs. Gynecologist looks at her cunt for couple minutes and then say: ok, i'm taking black Porche with red saloon.

what did she mean by this?

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stupid boy

i dont get it

>some McDoogles
What is it?

They all pink inside

youtu.be/4mtfnfQoAco

pls gib ukrainian gf, Piotr

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Black women have red first gate.

Oh Jonny, i would want to have one. But it's so popular stuff, all are obssesed with ukrainian women.

i still dont get it what part is the joke and why is he taking a car

theyre so CUTE

Y

For foids

Well, this sort of humor based on unexpected comparison. Man looks cunt of black woman then he decides to buy black Porche with red saloon.
Ha-ha.

my brother is a Jow Forumstard
BIG yikes

by the joke starting at a gynecologist office I think it raises the expectations right from the start

>hit lowest weight I've been in probably years
>started a drawing that I'm actually happy with
self-confidence is abnormally high today buds
I'm scared

End it on a good note

thats called being a healthy person, just ride it

I was gonna talk about an idea for a youtube video but I don't want anyone to steal it

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Need one like this

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Send it to me in DMs

too late i already did

Spictomwaffen rise up

bored as fuck lads, shitty weather, friend is busy studying and i wanna go home now i miss fish and potatoes

why are you in am*rica

Ugly

what state are you in

Fap

go out and fuck some latinx thots bud

>tfw had a fishing trip with my girlfriend's dad planned
>won't happen now
>looks like it's gonna rain so my girlfriend is even more depressed

so FUCKING BORED

See

one hour till what is likely to be the most rigged baseball game of the season

well?

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I want to fuck all of them

Jews

You guys are very pleasant public.
Ok, that about it?

Two cowboys found out that sheriff give 100 dollars for an indian scalp.
They decide to go into desert for getting it.
They go a day. Nothing.
They go second day. Nothing.
They go third day. Nothing. In evening they saw some old building, and, disappointed, they went to sleep there.
In morning one of them stand up, go out and see whole croed of very evil indians with battle axes surrounding their hous.
He runs back in and yells: Jonny wake up! We're rich!

i want to be one of them

I can't I live in a dorm with a roomate

anime caused this

What's stopping you?

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money

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its raining again

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Buy cheap girl clothes online

the leafs are beginning to change here might start taking pictures for /cum/ thinking about going hiking in the mountains sometime after my grandma moves out

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NorCal?
It seems like it's about to start raining soon.

yee

i probably will when i get a job

I cant describe anything more comfy then the sound of rain outside

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What kinds of job decent man can get in Mexico?
Are there any problems with finding a job?

sad!

Not for you, these will never be for you

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Walking outside at night in the middle of winter where everything is dead quiet, snowflakes gently falling, everything covered in white, a soft moonlight reflecting off a fresh blanket of snow. The only thing I'll miss about winter if I ever move out west

think im gonna get a donut on my way home from work, thoughts?

absolute MADMAN

Cooked with artichokes...opened up a new jar of a brand I dont normally buy....the artichoke on the top were DARK and MUSHY.

What does it mean? Is it a poison jar?

I threw away the ones on the top but the ones under the top were okay (not great). But now I wish I didnt do that.

i dont know anything about jobs, dont ask me

I use to bring girls in my homeroom class flowers and presents every valentines day in school.

cuck

>two persons from the same family visit this shithole.
Your parents must be terrible.

nothing to do with being white

did you ever get laid doing this

Ow shit, i hate fucking winter and snow, but this fucking season is coming that make me into dark thoughts.

what kind of donut should i get guys?

he doesnt browse Jow Forums, he just agrees with them

jelly filled

guys should i quit being alt right?

yes

yes

i started doing it before I was even romantically interested in girls and I actually did get laid from it unintentionally funny enough.

It's something I think I got from my father and never really realized how most people perceive it until I was much older. He use to pick flowers and give them to random women, or women he knew would be somewhere regularly.

boston creme

Sour cream

Only if you want to become a cringe, bluepilled, beta soyboyy

What makes someone alt right?

One time i worked in place like ukrainian McDonalds. It was night shift. There were one girl manager and four workers. That bitch was very evil she made us to work like slaves.
The worst work was washing dishes. Even now i often see this in my nightmares.

this sounds the best desu

Most alt right tards are people with shit lives who choose to blame other people with shit lives instead of the people who are actually fucking them over