/brit/

Next is your mother.
Then your brother.
Then your dog.
*unzips dick*

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>hook nosed
lol

everlong
pretender
monkey wrench
times like these
all my life

Is it a retarded idea to study history in Uni?

Yeah but that description you gave is an attractive description
Also the absolute hottest girls I have met have been Jewish

im straighter than you yuh fuckin weirdo

Worst artist I've ever heard in my life:
>St. Vincent

terrible form

I want my kids to be black

t. underage

stacked actors

I liked her first album

Just spotted this coalburner and her pet nigger at Wal-Mart

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What bitch, what?
You ain't my father.
Fuck off.

ngl would definitely have sex with her

>your taste in music is wrong

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everyone ive met who likes the gorrilas is an absolute fucking peabrained pseud

the best looking women are Latvian, Estonian and Finnish

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Listening to the blasters

More like a brother.
Or an Uncle that's been convicted of sex crimes.

No, they're dogshit. Dave Grohl is a talent-less hack. He is everything wrong with music. Without Cobain he'd be working in McDonald's. He is microwaved dogshit.

Every single thing he has touched post-Nirvana is garbage. I would rather drink my own piss than listen to Foo Fighters voluntarily ever again. Unironically. The ONLY reason he's in a big band is because of his old bandmate decided to pop his top. Even Cobain despised the cunt.

She is too skinny, nothing soft to grab during sex

*adds "thinks young Iggy Pop is the peak of human physique" to the list of Dave's opinions*

t a k e
a n i g h t
o f f
h o o k e r

The goal

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Go to bed dave, FFS. You get laughed off here every fucking day, you juvenile cunt.

Would you ever shag an old woman?

I think I would shag Jeanine Pirro

lol

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Fuck off Doc.
I can shit talk you if I want.
They know I ain't no fuckin' faggot.
But if we were left in the same room I bet I could make you suck my dick.

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lol calm down. It doesnt matter what you think because foo fighters have been the most consistently relevant rock band of the last 20 years. They're a solid singles band

Also what would you consider good?

>the good looking Jewesses are extremely cherrypicked

not too long ago i saw an article about the israeli military putting out pictures of hot girls in army uniforms as a psy-op to get foreign men to like them but that could have been a fake story, didn't do much research into it. but it sounds believable knowing how crafty jews are.

i swear would kill everyone in iran just to have one night with one of these girls.

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Helen Mirren

Wish I could play guitar

this

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>Schizoyank
>Schizoleaf
>Lachlan

No thanks!

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I'm talking about actual beauty here. Not just sexual pleasure. But actual art in appearance, visually stunning women.

Iran are the good guys

No.
I like dissonance as much as the next man, but it's a no for me personally. I can't remember what the first album was like that well (because it was probably shit) but I remember thinking "This is total dogshit" when I listened to her discography. If she was good live maybe it would be acceptable.
I'm right though.
>They're popular so they're good
Shant be replying to you again, lad. Away you go

STATE of this ass rapist

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its not hard to learn the basics.

they're not talking about you sweetie
xx

the ideal woman

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I know like 3 chords

dave you're mentally ll and being on here clearly isn't helping you.

Why are there so many aggressive bully boys in /brit/?

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Her recent scene with Joss Lescaf is incredible

She's such a good whore

If you wanna get gay I could shove one of the rifles up your ass tho

No, I just despise dogshit

Just masturbated to homosexual (Lesbian) porn
Fingers are all sticky

too many autismoyanks itt

Yes, this girl is sexually arousing, but when I see her, I think lust, lot love. I want to fuck her, I'm not gazing at the actual beauty of her looks
Just saying, there's a reason why porn stars are cute and curvaceous and why supermodels are slender, graceful, tall, and have the faces of goddesses

You're not well Louis you need help.

they're compensating for their own miserable lives. it's so predictable that practically everything will get a negative response no matter how silly it is. you could win the lottery and the bitter morons of /brit/ would probably try to laugh at your wallet being too heavy

GET FUCKED WAYNE

a lot of great songs have been made with just 3 chords. If your not happy just learn some more

>there hasnt been a good rock band in 20 years

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I can take a joke. Because a joke is just a joke.
But the truth hurts, doesn't it?

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Fucking BASED
Lesbian porn is all I jack off to

>I'm right though.
You're never right. You have literally never posted anything correct on here. And the fact you're clearly a teenager, who hasn't listened to much music, certainly little that isn't 21st century releases, means you're opinion isn't worth shit

Name a band formed after 2005 that isn't dogshit.

that is an amazing scene, it’s almost like a work of art

death grips

iamthemorning

Dave has mental health problems and takes it out on /brit/.

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>you can tour a rock band now without a gimmick

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Beach House
Formed in 2004 but first album came out in 2006
Best band of this decade for sure

That's more like it

I bet tall white bitches give wicked dome.
Heard it's outta this world.

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You know what's shit? Being off your lips on coke, alone, watching crappie because everyone's went to bed, having no one to chat shit to and the only pal up who you could text just got to his girlfriend's so he'll be plowing and unable to text shit with you

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set your goals
The Wonder years (early)
The Story So Far
spraynard
the chats
Title fight

Could go on for years 2bh

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Greta Van Fleet m8.

always suspicious of people who feel a need to specify women as "white women". To me I'd just say women, assuming white to be the norm

Paramore

as cokelad i hate people like you. my mate used to do this except he';d ring me and expect me to just talk bollocks on the phone to him for half an hour. we're men. men ring each other to say something specific then that's it. women call for a chat.

would rather marry a pornstar looking woman than a super model looking woman desu

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imagine

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Big tits are life. Love huge tits

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spoiler that horse faced hog lad

Wolf Alice
Alvvays
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Battles
Crystal Castles
DIIV
Phantogram
The Joy Formidable

based
youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg

our flag represents the green skin of the native african twa pygmy tribesmen of ireland, the whiteskin of the usual modern "natives" and the orange the proddies that hate this country and want us dead

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me too

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giant peach
don't know
don't know
don't know
glass built peaks(?)
don't know
don't know
whirring

But you're blatantly wrong since I've discussed classical too. I'm just right, you're personally offended because I called your favourite band dogshit, because you have poor taste and don't know anything about music. I know you like the Foo Fighters, it's alright, but that doesn't mean they're not shit.
Alright, yeah. I'll give you that.
>iamthemorning
Never listened to them before. But I will try now.
Probably true
Yeah, they're pretty good, I agree. I like the guitarist's style a lot.
Post links to their best work, in your opinion.
Fuck off
>DIIV
HAhaaAaha I could never trust your taste on anything after this blatant error. Did you mistype?

ONE DAY I'M GON' MARRY A PORN STAR
WE'LL HAVE A BIG ASS CRIB AND A LONG YARD

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GAAAYYYYYY

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The cactus blossoms

why are you yanks so obsessed with porn