>Bware da baby trap

Explain yourselves, bongs.

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>girlfriend told me her worst fear is dying without having kids
>we're not even in college yet and she already wants babies

>Kids are great and they make you happy
>t. parent of 2 at 23.NPC

I'm out of college give her to me, I need a baby-maker.

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I mean, I want to raise a family, but I wouldn't describe it as "life sustaining happiness".

Really - is the UK government phonetically spelling migrant-speak now?

Having children when you can sustain them is great. Having children because you knocked up your 17 year old girlfriend is bad.

be gay, can wear high heels, no risk to get pregnant, profit

Some government drone probably thinks that's what gamer slang looks like.

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