>"Ohh you're American"
>"Tell me something cool about the US!"
I don't really know what to say, specially something that would impress Chilean grils. Mentioning guns or big cars sounds autistic. I've been in here for 4 months and still can't get laid.
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"I have a big pool there!!!!"
why did you move?
Could you get laid in America?
Tell them about BBC.
I moved with my brother who lives here.
I think that could be a faux-pas, pools are status symbols and telling them I have a big pool would be like boasting my wealth, a specially delicate move when there's income disparity between countries.
lolno. My brother told me Chilean girls are easier and gringos get laid without even trying. To be fair, back in the US I coudln't even speak to girls, let alone strangers, but at least here I can sort of manage conversation.
You have to go back
>"Tell me something cool about the US!"
What they mean is whether you've ever met a movie or rock star or something because in their minds America is that place where all those people are walking around that appear in the media they consume
>>"Tell me something cool about the US!"
>the country is ginormous, so you have whatever form of nature you want to find, basically. Also, technology and electronics are really inexpensive.
ffs
Premarital sex is degenerate user.
Why would you move to a country that is worse than the usa in every single way?
If I were you I would move back to the usa immediately. I'd give my left arm just for a green card.
>be Californian
>in Bogota
>someone asks me if I'm American
>"No, I'm Californian"
Apple pie. Talk about that.
I thought Argentina was based and first world
>"Where are you from?"
>"Mucuri, Cariacica"
>"But that is a slum, right? You grew in a favela?! How was it?"
>"Well, it was normal."
I really don't know what people expect. I can't compare experiences because I only grew once and in only one place.
Normally, I'd have taken this as shitpost on face value, but given the flag, I just don't know.
stay there forever pedro
I live in the richest part of Santiago (Lo Barnechea) with is honestly better than most of the US. The only difference is that people speaks Spanish and Amazon packages take longer to arrive.
They want you to tell anecdotes to affirm their notions.
it is not
it is brown poor corrupt and third world my pc gaming costs as much as 3 months of the average niggertinian salary it is a pc that i built in 2016 for 3k which would have costed me 1200 in the usa
>did you know that 1 in 7 americans has HIV
>say I'm from California
>they ask which city
>say San Francisco
>they start asking me about tourist attractions there
>one girl goes to my hotel room with me
>asks me if I'd take her to California
>I don't
You are funny.
Laughing at your ass here in Bethesda, Maryland. lmao. My state is better than most European countries too lmao
>better than most of the US
Wtf are you talking about?
I just went to google maps and it looks like the brown shithole it is
And if you are rich and live in a mansion then of course it is better than most of the usa but I'd rather live in a small house in a normal suburb in the depths of flyover usa than to live in a mansion in this brown shithole.
Thats the shitty part. Our house is around here
goo dot gl/maps/a2HWV1FR2pJ2
>tf
You’re not fooling anyone, hobbit of Mexico.
Oh. Now I get it.
link takes me nowhere if i google it it takes me to switzerland
>have you town named after a developer
kek at least it’s not an animal name or some disaster like Panthers, Maryland or Flood, Maryland.
just looked around and found other nicer places
it still is nowhere near as good as the usa where houses do not need to be hidden behind bars and trees and fences and where they are not one next to the other with no spaces inbetween
Sometimes I forget that there are hundreds, maybe thousands of anions in my immediate area. That worries me.
>Say I'm from Colorado
>dude weed lmao
Fuck you I haven't smoked ever in my life and theres so much more to the state than fucking weed. They dont call it colorful colorado for nothing.
colorado is one of the least american states cuz it's the one with the lowest ammount of fatties.
Whenever I think of colorado I think of weed liberals people that are not fat and south park.
>Whenever I think of colorado I think of weed liberals people that are not fat and south park.
same desu
W-we'll make it one day too
We just gotta wait for the boomers and Gen Y'ers to die
We need to make the blacks and Mexicans stop being so far
>Colorado is the least fat state
Its because of our outdoor culture and public land. Whenever I visit my family in Ohio Im baffled by how many fatties there are.
Also Colorado is pretty conservstive its really the Denver and Boulder area that are liberal.
Learn to dance reggaeton
Show off ($, alcohol & drugs)
Aim for the low-class girls
That's it.
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>OUR PRESIDENT IS A JACKASS!!!!
You could've brought up loads of historical shit. You're a fucking dumb-ass, don't screw up again
Learn niche facts about that time Chile had a great poop war with Bolivia to drop into conversations
Make something up to get laid you fucking idiot
This is why dude weed and south park ruined colorado for us native Coloradoans. For Christ's sake....
I thought Providencia was a nicer area?