Toto edition
/ausnz/
Thomas Kelly
Owen Martin
based
Nolan Roberts
I bless the rains down in Africa
Noah Murphy
Doing a post from the toilet. lol
Nathaniel Nguyen
Most soothing song ever written
Luke Adams
I almost forgot what it was like to have Internet over 1 Mbps.
Justin Lewis
I used to spend so much time on the toilet.
Never thought I'd be a fast pooper.
I miss those times.
Such is life I guess.
Nolan Anderson
Lads do you ever have parents that try to push you away?
Cooper Robinson
Nope
Evan Miller
Getting a dominos pizza for a late lunch lads.
Evan Rodriguez
Just found out Kathmandu is a Kiwi brand. Explain yourself you shifty bastards
Cameron Wright
Is NZ more chilly or hot throughout the year?
Juan Perry
Daniel Hernandez
Mornings are too good with Russia
Gavin Sanders
No
Brandon Wood
Anyways, about your cats-- how do you 'connect' with them? I thought cats barely did anything, and were generally cold
Asher Gray
Well, they just aren't, all of them are extremely social, I don't know how can I explain that
Joshua Gutierrez
What's for dinner tonight lads?
Hunter Rodriguez
>image
I'd buy that in a heartbeat, but my McDick is too stingy, and they've ripped me off a few times, so I refuse to give them my business
>they just aren't
Understandable. Chickens are great, despite common perceptions
Better question: How are you so comfortable arguing with / insulting people? It gets me paranoid, personally. Usually people ambush you or pull a gun days later here
Juan Robinson
Bought 4 burgers from here, and a camel rider. Which Australian are you?
Jacob Ramirez
What do you mean? I posted my location numerous times in /rus/ thread, they are too paranoid or more likely have better things to do, that's pretty simple
Chase Wilson
>What do you mean?
I'm bad at verbally arguing, in person or irl, and don't understand how others do it. It always comes to violence or impotent anger
>I posted my location numerous times in /rus/ thread
Be careful, my guy-- I might just learn Russian to creep you harder
Kayden Perez
KIWI PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
Owen Jones
Do Kiwi's have an ounce of nationalism in them? Americans self-shittalk all the time, but during hard times, we're always shoulder to shoulder
Carson Walker
>violence
That's fine
Learn something useful instead, like programming or something
Leo Anderson
>fine
I hate people winning word fights. Englishi is my jam, but I'm slow on my feet verbally, you know? People lay these traps that don't mean anything logically, but you fall into them anyways
>programming
One of my lizard friends likes code, but I never learned it / never befriended people who knew it. I almost learne d python to make visual novels, but I dropped that quickly. Better to sell coffee pots 2bh
Logan White
>Do Kiwi's have an ounce of nationalism in them?
No doubt, it's not the loud and proud patriotism like in the US of A
but you insult the Newest Zealand and you see the fury and shit storm that comes with it.
Everyone here thinks it's the best nation and anything to doubt that will be met with horrible horrible anger.
Ryan Long
>anything to doubt that
You speak bad language
Dude just learn it lmao
Robert Clark
>No doubt
>it's the best nation
That's great. Loving your space is good. Have you toured NZ much? Florida is gorgeous, and I wouldn't trade the weather or landscape for anything. Really love it here. Fuck the state and national government and the sugarsucking hogfucking snowbird 'natives,' but I like my land mass. I wish US state pride would shine through more than US pride itself
Samuel Miller
>anything to doubt that
His alternatives were
>any doubts
>anything doubting
He did fine, you commieblock renting, flat renovating, property dominating mook. English is flexible
>Dude just learn it lmao
Between learning something that could potentially make me money and stalking someone who occasionally validates my existence, I'll choose the latter maybe tyvm
Luke Bennett
Should I spend all my savings on a boat?
Julian Martin
NO DON'T. OWNING A BOAT MEANS CLEANING IT AFTER SALTWATER EXCURSIONS, WHICH TAKES HOURS. The last thing you want after a long, relaxing boating outing is a fucking longer, annoying cleaning session
Grayson Robinson
It's a yacht that stays in the sea
Joseph White
Are you in a yachting club/marina? It still needs cleaning and maintenance. Not after every outing ofc, but fairly regularly. Unless you're rich enough to pay Cubans for bimonthly cleaning, I really wouldn't bother. Nobody even uses their yachts around here
Jonathan Ward
I meant that kiwoids speak English, a bad language
Yes, bote is comfy
Benjamin Long
>Have you toured NZ much?
The South Island I've been all over.
But I have barely touched foot on the North, only went as far as the capital, and I was too young to remember it.
>I wish US state pride would shine through more than US pride itself
I kinda does here on the coast, but I don't know where else, we're Coasters first then Kiwis.
I don't think it's as rabid as here anywhere in the country.
I'm guessing you love your state through and through but have gripe with the Federals.
Yes.
Take me on fishing trips please.
Ryan Gomez
English is a great language. We lack smell-sense descriptions, but that's it
>bote is comfy
Don't encourage a bad purchase please, thanks
Cameron Kelly
>Which Australian are you?
The depressed one.
Matthew Myers
No it’s dumb
>bote is a bad purchase
I want bote too though, preferably Vittorio Venetto, a Littorio class Italian WW2 battleship
Anthony Carter
>The South Island I've been all over
Passive exploration or planned travel? Does it feel particularly different? Florida feels very different regionally, but often more culturally than topographically. NF has hills, but we're pretty same-y
>Coasters first then Kiwis
Why? That's interesting. Even in Florida, the struggle between FL and US is medium-key heated
>love your state through and through
Comprendo bullshit spanglish por comunicar con mi amigos de Cuba y Puerto Rico. Fuck the mosquitos, but swamps and 34C is really nice after a while. I'd fight for this place 2bh, maybe not the US, but definitely Florida
Jason Gray
I know what you mean, maintenance, mooring and insurance is going to add up to a lot. On the second point I also know it's really sad to see all the boats out on the moorings slowly degrading.
I was a club member before I moved city, do you sail?
Logan Cox
You're all depressed, and as Australians, nobody can blame you. The caretaker one? We're interested in talking to you, but you sink conversations after the first response. Single-sentence responses are hard to care about or respond to
I had a john boat for a few years. Why do you want a battleship? I fantasized about operating a sea-based nation for a while lmao
Andrew Ortiz
Nah, my guy. I owned a bumfuck john boat I fished off in high school. Serviced a marina for a year during college
>I was a club member
Is it expensive there, or are you wealthy? No judgement either way, but seeing rich folk never take their boats out rotted me a little after a while. Why spend all that money just to leave something so nice sitting, you know? I sold my boat because I never used it, but these guys just leave them floating around and rotting for years
Benjamin Jackson
>why do you think want a battleship
That’s not the right question, you should’ve asked who doesn’t want a battleship, especially a perfect one like Littorio class
Juan Gomez
We have a lot of people living in boats on the river but they're going to get rid of a lot of the permanent mooring soon to make way for a pontoon
Mooring fees are $70 a week which when you consider that people are living in these things and not sailing them about becomes quite economical
Juan Cooper
I heard this from a sailing buddy who visited the US that its generally elitest rich types?
Here definitely not, I was payed $100 a year to be able to use a bunch of different dinghys and a couple of trailer sailors.
Jayden Ward
Well yeah, if you can afford the up-front costs and don't mind certain amenities, you're good. Hobo-types float around the St. John's River for those exact reasons. If I had money and Russia didn't exist, I might join them
What's so great about a Littorio class? When I was 13, I imagined owning a nuclear-fusion powered, nuclear armed battleship that no nation would touch. We'd float prominent, wealthy, international figures between countries, house shows and getaways, and survive off the profits. We even had seaweed farms growing along the bottom. Just need a few billion, you dig
Easton Allen
>what’s so great about best battleship class of WW2
It’s a long story
Nathaniel Long
Yeah, Jesus Christ. Every owner there was a 50s-something, inflated-necked guy in a polo shirt who traded in the 80s or 00s. One guy was a young thing who got rich selling books on Amazon before that was a thing, but that was it, and I assume still is.
Boating is popular in the US, don't get me wrong, but it's not sailing and rarely saltwater. Fishermen, rednecks or yuppies, buy kayaks or johns and fish rivers, freshwater or brackish. Cheap, economical, and no licenses (which are the other bitch, good lord). Sailing and pure saltwater are for wealthier types. No hate, of course-- I love saltwater-- but you need to be older or wealthier
Zachary Cruz
If EVER there was a time to talk boats, especially neat boats plebs would know nothing about, now's it
Tyler Bennett
>tfw on day 4 of No Fap October.
Liam Stewart
Even though pastanigs were incompetent and had no resources to wage wars, their ship designs were top notch, that’s why soviets copied everything from Italians, from cars to ships. Littorio class had the best characteristics and MORE IMPORTANTLY looks aesthetic af
Zachary Miller
>that's why soviets copied everything from Italians
As interesting as that is, I'm more interested in why YOU know it. Did you study it in uni, or on your spare time? I don't remember if I asked. In either case, why'd it interest you? Tanks low-low-key interest me for /m/ reasons, but that's it. Also infantry stories. People are cool, Russia
Cameron Torres
Because I like ships obviously, and also history
Liam Turner
Pretty sure he knows from playing kancolle
Elijah Fisher
Isn’t kancolle only available in japland?
Brandon Scott
Never seen a ship transform into a mech outside the Transformers Cereal GoodForKids!TM canon so I'm unsure why I'd care
>and also history
True, seeing Ironsides fuck British gash is essential for human knowledge going forward, I agree
ZERO clue what that is. I play Kensi, MHW, and Lost Planet 2 and EYE when I'm sad these days
Brody Jones
Oh, boat girls? I see /size/ content from them constantly, so I kept away
Liam Reyes
>/size/ content
What’s that?
Camden Evans
It's easy enough to get around
My favourite battleship is the Warspite.
Fought in the battle of Jutland, survived both world wars and when they tried to send her for scrap she ran aground.
Is a Japanese WW2 shipgirl browser game.
Nathan Sanders
One of the reasons I feel ashamed in relationships, and partially why I admire you. Difficult to explain feelings. I love feeling worthless, but I feel like the best human in existence. I want to be disrespected, but also respected; I don't know how someone can disrespect me, and simultaneously respect me. Makes me nauseous sick 2 b h
Ryan Ward
>warspite
Solid choice, but I hate anglos
Juan Myers
That’s because you should seek relationship and not fetish in the first place.
Evan Edwards
Thats weird, maybe you're crazy.
Asher Foster
>seeking fetish
Embarrassing. I'm not seeking anything these days. 2D Anime Judeo-Christian Dharma Righteous God will help me run into the ideal girl. My life is a movie, you see-- if the protagonist doesn't win, what kind of picture is this?
You don't have any weird, uncomfortable life problems? They feel like blessings and jokes sometimes
Wyatt Ramirez
>crazy
'Crazy' is a way for doctors and psychiatrists to charge you ridiculous sums for social validation and fake-ok meds. Finding friends and creative outlets makes everything better, and topples their whole manipulative scheme. Mental illness is one thing, and 'mental illness' is another for people to sell you shit
Nathan Smith
Is this the national treasure of Australia?
Andrew Young
These days I'm in a blackpilled state with no motivation to do anything. Any attempt to improve the situation seems futile and everything around me feels so fake.
Michael Sanchez
>life problems
Minimal problems right now.
It should be much easier to get laid in America and find a partner as well
Thomas Lewis
>blackpilled
>no motivation
The first won't change. The universe has no inherent meaning. It's ridiculous. Don't fight it. Accept nothing means anything, history meant nothing, and you/humanity will leave nothing in heat death's wake. Then, facing eternity, everything opens up. Sounds fedora and fucking gay and it really is but bear with me. Start lifting. It's really easy and low-stress, hardly working really. Then take up a productive hobby you can use to maybe make money one day. I like writing and YouTube, but anything serious work
>Everything is meaningless
>Happiness is unlikely
>I'm worthless
These are all true and likely, but they're semi-key memes. You aren't a special snowflake, but you aren't a cog in an eternal machine. Both are abstract concepts built by people selling you shit. Trust your gut/ego, work towards what your gut/ego tells you, and you'll be fine. Everything is retarded, but your ego is an angel and she'll watch out for you
Jacob Ortiz
>Minimal problems
Well of course, property prince. You're independently/financially viable in your 20s
>get laid
Yikes but easy
>find a partner
Last response
>find a GOOD partner
Much harder. I'm hunting unicorns here, but I want them, so they must exist. Why don't you have a perfect lifelong partner by now, Alexander?
Benjamin King
>lifelong partner in Russia
That’s a nice one, but almost impossible nowadays
Blake Rodriguez
>almost impossible
What's wrong with Russian girls? With your spunk, you can't be an incel, Russia
Ryder Sanchez
>*knock knock*
>Y-yes
>user are you ready for your night time meds?
>Umm sweetie I don't take meds at night. x
Hahaha
Dominic Powell
What meds?
Lucas Barnes
Not an incel, but the memes are true most of them are extremely mercantile, a lot of them don’t even hide that. And it’s not a reasonable mercantilism like “oh yeah he should be economically stable so our kids have future” but a malevolent parasitical kind of money draining and such. Ironically the only kindhearted and honest girl I dated was half Jewish one.
Gavin Scott
>Not an incel
I'm still a Christian virgin, thank god
>draining and such
For status or personal stockpile? American women are getting strange. They used to buy things, but now they just hoard your money and never spend it. It's creepy. I know very little about Russian women
>kindhearted and honest
How so? Most American girls are honest, but their honesty is lizard-tier greed
Adam Brown
any other poms here? im lonely...
Colton Perez
car wash up the road does a kebab
tempted try it