*GRUs you*

boo fucking hoo, do you want pity or what

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It’s always interesting to hear what goes on in euroland

We want justice.

Sorry, we can only offer you a one more rape.

You were affected too. Though since it was the Democrats half your population will say "based".

amerimutts are our fuck-toys

That's rude

Based liberator DABing on the eternal anglos

>sends two cathedral steeples infatuated gays to murder your citizens with a poisonous gas

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>with poisonous gas that is only able to kill cats, and not humans
We were trying to save them actually, anglos plantet a bomb inside of their cat, and our agents killed it for that reason. Minor health problems is just collateral damage

>with poisonous gas that is only able to kill cats, and not humans
tfw pic related was secretly a catgirl, a meth addicted catgirl

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>this comes from the british
Famous English humor, I assume?

The harsh truth. This time we won the Cold War.

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R.I.P., Dawn Sturgess...

What cold war? You're the only ones fighting.

after 08.11.2016 we & mutts are good

Only the big mutt, not the rest of their politicians.

>What cold war?
Kek. You're kidding right?

There's nothing to fight over any more. They're not gommies.

> our agents

> we make business with gyms, we sell dietary supplements to sweaty muscled men
> that time in England? No it wasn't a business trip, we just wanted to spend the weekend together, away from city noise
> yeah, we love cathedrals and we like to visit them together
> we liked this small town so much that we stayed there for two days
> Stonehenge? Nah, the weather was crap, it was better to find a warm place and stay there with each other... like the cathedral
> p-please stop asking personal questions
Is there anything about this story that doesn't scream faggotry?

It screams daft Russians trying to use the west's sympathy towards homos as a way to try to get them to back off.

Whatever, he's a BOSS.

Even the Dutch were hit

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45746837

>One of their mobile phones was found to have been activated near the GRU building in Moscow. Another carried a receipt for a taxi journey from a street near the GRU to the airport.

They're so incompetent

>Soviet/Russian millitary intelligence agency

>dishonest

how dare you...?

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It was never about communism. Just powers fighting for control. Look at the amount of anti-Russian propaganda in the West right now.

Maybe if they weren't hacking literally everyone we'd not be talking shit.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45744822

>Russian cyber intelligence officers tried to hack the UK's Foreign Office, a British diplomat has said.

Is there anywhere they haven't hacked?

Themselves?

>muhh hacking
Kek.

They did that too

why dont we disconnect them russkies anyway?

Countries spying on one another didn't start today. It's not like any Russia spot story even comes close to Snowden stuff

There's just a political push against Russia right now so we're public enemy #1

pfff, spying, hacking-shmacking

nothing but good old cold warish 'you show me yours and i show you mine' to ease the tensions.

too bad you didn't even try to take your cut :^)

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>There's just a political push against Russia right now so we're public enemy #1

at least, that is what poutine tells normal roeskies

Based incompetence

But the title "A Hero of Russian Federation" gives you many bonuses (at the taxpayers' expense).

Do you lose money when it turns out you horribly fucked up?

I’d be careful about that glass house.

>When Russians are so jingoistic they start to believe anti-Russian propaganda because it’s flattering

Stop harboring dirty russian oligarchs and their money lad, i'm warning you.

We'll take your money but not your hackers.

Imagine the UK cuckery- two dumb autists poison anglos and they can't do anything with it

Every fucking time, unlike Governmental clerks.

Everyone is talking shit about you now Ivan

I keep flipping between finding russia's proofs and stuff hilarious and getting genuinely upset about it
wish I could just see the funny side all the time instead of being such a bender

Your american english is awful tьh.

OH NONONONONON

THE FUCKING STATE OF RUSSIAN """"""""""""""""""""""""""""INTELLIGENCE"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" SERVICES

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Russia and intelligence don't go together.

You definitely lost the cold war, no matter how good your comeback is

But you clearly won the space race, I'll give you that

low iq brit

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why are british people so utterly retarded?

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What is actually scary is that it's enough to have the #1 botnet worldwide and a cybersecurity agency that keeps finding state sponsored viruses like stuxnet

They're crafty and functional, with minimal ressources

i almost pity them

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kek

>disconnect Russians from the internet
>internet piracy goes down 80%
>DOTA, PUBG, and various other games become liveable
do it

Don't talk to the Swiss larper. He's just a VATNIK.

funded by piracy, by people who don't want to pay for media

media is the American economy at this point. we heavily rely on Hollywood, video games, music, etc., then the Russians pirate the files and attach botnet worms on them

I'll never insult Russian intelligence and handicraft, but their whole country is fucking scum. They need to direct their efforts into productive areas.

He's here again!

Don't worry amigo, we will always defend you against the vatniks, even if you leave the EU. You don't consider us Commonwealth, but in actuality we are secret Commonwealth.

>tfw they're finally out
>tfw the EU becomes Frankreich 2.0

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you're literally a russian puppet state at this point lmao embarrassing

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Alright, let's settle this once and for all

How are "White Russia" and "Border Russia" not rightful Russian clay ?

Hm yes reddit

>it's another "Clovis Gets Butthurt" episode

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>Brit accuses anyone of dishonesty
perfidious_albion.rar

The only mistake we both ever made was invading each other instead of fusing first

Anglos would be nowhere in this case, we wouldn't even be speaking english at this point and you'd be full French

Leave him be, he is still salty from /breaksit/

Simply have no sympathy for Brits.
They brought this on themselves for being so retarded.

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>The only mistake we both ever made was invading each other instead of fusing first
Then you should have thought of that during Roman times my friend

Franco-German hostility began then, because Germans were utter fuckin barbarians

Can you keep me up to date with realistic grounded facts on Quebec separatism ? Are we getting our Australia finally ?

After decimating each other twice, we have learned

What we need now is to follow Germany and build st

>2for1 insult Britain and USA in same post
I would push back on you but honestly, it's beyond all measure

go for it, sink your canine teeth in, we deserve it

... and build ties with Russia.

GRUg

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the part that just got elected is actually not pro-separatism for once.
Center-right. Not much to see.
Some day, maybe.

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Why don't you just drop the sponge and go full French all of you ? USA despises you at this point

I would love for us all to go French, so that we would stop being so culturally American, but we Anglos are notoriously stubborn when it comes to learning languages.
I don't think USA despises us, but I wish we had our own foreign policy at least.

highly advanced post forged with highly advanced Finnish intellect

respond to it with (You)s

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based france

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The USA doesn't hate Canada, far from it;. We don't value them as much as we should, from a pragmatic standpoint. However from a social standpoint, Canadians seem to self-identify as "not American," which pushes them away from us. I understand the need for differentiation, which is why I don't criticize them. Canada is our own brother. But at the same time, being constantly slapped in the face and ignoring it has grown tiresome. I hope Canada can find some other schtick so we can take a well-deserved break.

p.s. we will still have the Stanley, regardless of what you do

>we should reach out to an authoritarian state that poisons British citizens
fags

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>we should escalate the tensions with a nuclear power and piss them off

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>we should reach out to an authoritarian state that poisons British citizens
that's really fucking based

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Why are you escalating tensions with us, then?
Because you think we won't nuke you?

you are the ones who introduce a new bunch of sanctions every couple weeks and do military exercises right in front of their border. the last time russia did something remotely like that you immediately threatened to start ww3

yeah apart from 20 countries in europe expelling diplomats

Then maybe they should stop annexing neighboring countries.

>t. stole hawaii

Yep that's one of two exceptions. Hawaii happened 60 years ago, the Philipppines like 120 years ago.

Crimea happened 2 years ago, you fucking Russian shill.