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madman
>Police also found evidence of faecal matter and semen on Mao's face

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Brown Vagina.........

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im bursting for a shit lads, anybody coming with?

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it's not funny mate

Do Latinas like BBC (Big British Cock)

#CheekyBanter

last chance lads, i dont want to go alone

Woke up to hear my retarded brother screaming how he shat his shorts again, going back to bed fuck this.

t. trent

It's amusing

>Chunhua admittedly took pictures of his genitals next to the leader “as a joke” and to “impress his friends” an official of the mausoleum told the press.

would you be willing to die for the ultimate banter?

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Latinas love all flavour of white men lad
Your accent will be a massive bonus
t. Brit in California

This is the ideal home, I want to own a house just like this.

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Big house for one person

>British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (Braaps)

>you bring home a beaner gf
how do your parents react?

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how much would that cost?

My ideal house

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my parents would be happy for me to bring home any gf

Yeah I'd love to become a citizen of the UK

>Women prefer men who smoke and drink for casual flings

Knew the cigs were good for something lads, geed up

I'll swap with you

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go away.

>cute girl at work
>been daydreaming about her for months
>finally get the chance to have a proper conversation with her
>it's awkward as fuck and goes nowhere

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i dont think they'd have any issue as they aren't Jow Forumstards

hate yanks so much

interesting that Caligula's most loyal bodyguards were Germanic warriors who worshipped him as a God and went on a massacre against all his potential enemies after he was assassinated

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her nose is weird

I'm sick to bastard death of the race mixing Californian shilling his third rate women day in and day out on this board

some do some hate it

I'm currently in a relationship with a so-called "beaner"
I sent mummy several photos of the gf and I
She told me she looked like a nice girl
English girls never liked me so I don't think the 'rents would mind either way

aww did the yanky blow you the fuck out??

journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/1474704916631615#sec-27
Start smoking cigarettes and drinking booze lads

its easy enough, moving from here to the US is some bullshit though

no he just tells random ukrainian bints that their dresses look nice on the fucking bus

youtube.com/watch?v=OgJp3wZiRiI

t.hook nosed rat

too early in the morning for this kind of silliness

I think you need to reread the post, because that's not what it says

why because it doesn't look like a beak?

66-FAG-POO

don't think she's amerindian at all tbf
t. race pro

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just climb the wall mate piece of piss

Yeah a little house in the country side
Would be my own slice of heaven

its not even really racemixing to get a latina gf since the kids will look white

Every single fucking day your shilling your third rate women
Please stop it

>I had to leave a bus at a next bus stop once, just because I told a bus driver's daughter her dress looks nice.

Hey, I got a lot of faith in you
I'll stick with you kid- that's the bottom line
Yeah, you have a lot of fun don't you
And living with you is a ball of a time
Hey beauty when the mood gets you down
Your bottom lip's near dragging on the ground
That's when I gotta play the clown for you
Black humour made you kick your blues
Howdy Angel
Where did you hide your wings
Her love shines over my horizon- she's a slice of heaven
Warm moonlight over my horizon- she's a slice of heaven

haven’t brushed my teeth for a month and one day
i don’t even have a tooth brush

ray mears is prime /brit/ /out/

I'm not who you think I am lmao
>3rd rate
I'd eat her ass m8

I thought the racemixing shill was Ryan from Washington or Oregon or whatever

>its not even really racemixing to get a latina gf since the kids will look white

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get it sorted man
neglecting my teeth is one of my biggest regrets

he's a virgin NEET, he has nothing else to do all day

See now THAT is a beaner

scruffy cunt

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4th rate actually
Spic women are foul disgusting creaturas who hit the wall at age 12 and spit out 15 children at age 16

i have nice smelling breath though because i have lots of soft mints

The white spics rule over those brown spics in their own countries dude.
You have no idea.

t. grew up with a beaner

how is victoria justice 3rd rate? she’s objectively top tier

would glady trade our pakis for some mexicans, even at a 2 for 1 deal

just fucking brush your teeth
takes less than 5 minutes

invest in an electric toothbrush

there are barely any here

There is no lower lifeform than a Chicano
Insects are more valuable

...in washington state i mean

so where did you get the "s" in bints when it clearly sounded like a one time deal? how do you know she was random and they hadn't been talking before?
so many dumb assumptions. kill yourself

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what are latin americans like I’ve only met brazilians and I don’t really like them

Unironically this lad
Spending time here has convinced me that Yanks don't know how good their brown people are compared to ours
Even their Poos are better

Mexicans are not people but actually orcs form suarons dark army

snap

You don't want those kind of beaners dude.
Those are the MS13 beaners.

do you have autism

why did labour have to invite millions of aggressive, fanatically religious muslim pakistani men to britain, instead of millions of submissive, beautiful east asian women?

what could've been

I'll take that as I btfo you. move along now

There is no good brown person
They are evil

meds and spics are sleazy fucks

gf's mum made me food for me a couple times
Big fan of tamales

think ill have spearmint today

invested in an electric toothbrush
wonder how much it'll appreciate in value over the next quarter

did you write that post?

after spending time in Malaysia i beg to differ

ugh......

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Based Anthony Rizzo

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