Chads from your cunt

Who are the most alpha chads from your cunt's history?

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>Virtually forgotten after death
is that why you can't shut up about him for a single second

But Washington was never forgotten. Americans literally see him every day on quarters and dollars.

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>rooster
But that's not a person.

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you never specified person, just alpha Chads from history
that Big Black Cock existed and is Portugal's national animal now

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Waheeeey lad cheeky nandos innit

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cheeky and redpilled

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Rurik

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>the virgin Hitler vs the Chad Bismarck

HIS NAME IS OVB
YOU KNOW HIM

Wilhelm II wins

Willi was a man child who ruined the empire because
>muh colonies
fuck colonies I want Prussia over any colony any time

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You probably won't understand.

Paradiser was German commander of a Hungarian fort in the long Turkish war. His castle was in strategic postition and it was besieged by the Ottomans. He was out of ammo so negioted a surrender with the Ottomans, his garrison was let go. He himself was later executed in Vienna for treason.

The other guy is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Szigetvár

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He saved Finland from r*Ssoids

>you better have a game if you step to me
>'cause I'm the master of Foreign Policy!

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this

i love this one

>virtually forgotten after death

My province is named after him

So is GEORGIA.
Well for his namesake anyway.

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i was talking about george III, who americans keep in the public consciousness because they think he was hitler for some reason

2 plebs compared to Frederick the Great.

first time one of those made me laugh in a long time

DJT

1) Harald Hårfagre, around 800-900 AD.
This guy was such an alpha king that he scared away a big enough amount of Norwegians that they could form their own nation on an island in the middle of the north atlantic.
That island? Iceland.

2) Pic, Max Manus. One of our greatest WW2 war/resistance heroes.

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>Oh!

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>chad
>hiding on your island and getting everybody else to do the fighting for you
heres a real meme

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>Not having other people do your job for you whilst you claim the glory.
Typical virgin reply.

>by the way he owned half the world with said monarchy owning the other half :^)
Eu sou muito patriótico e tal mas é tão cringe a maneira como falamos do Tratado de Tordesilhas tipo que não foi a maior banhada que levámos na nossa história e a coisa que mais as fraquezas do nosso Império expôs, parece que não nos sabemos calar com essa merda, sempre com aquele orgulhozinho saloio a querer que os outros meninos da Europa nos respeitem muito. que nojo

I don't know why, but we have one of these big cocks in my hometown.

is your town near border of portugal

No

come home luso man

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>expecting a mercenary to sacrifice themselves for a lost cause.

Shouldnt have killed him. Makes it harder to hire more mercenaries.