Father: we are 100% italian

no idea, im not even "tanned" im fucking pale, but because how i sometimes talk with my friends (in georgian) speaking loud while having a good time (thanks to coke) they assume so

Yes they had a myth that they were descended of refugees from Troy.

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I know how that feels, I grew up thinking I'm finnish but it turns out I'm 15-20% swedish

i've had this nightmare too