Co-workers start talking about Jow Forums

>getting publicly called cute
why are you here?

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W-woah..

This isn't Jow Forums fren

Neither. Befriend chad, keep Stacy around for feminine energies, and discard the rest. Preserve your cock for now

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whenever someone talks about Jow Forums irl i cringe

I'll dick both then.
Jow Forums has become a normie website since 2010. I just evolved with it and became Jow Forums.
I'll dick both and then do this. Chad has cute sister too. Might dick her as well

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nah but you'd have to get a bird absolutely frothing to drop all pretenses of society and openly call you attractive infront of people

>I just evolved with it and became Jow Forums
Fuck Jow Forums, but I'm very proud of you all the same

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You need to figure out a way to get them fired.

Do you browse this website on public transportation?
Me yes

>roommate turns to me
>"uh user, Ive heard about this crazy wierd website called fourchan. Lets look at it"
>"eh, well OK i guess"
>roommate opens /b/
>its full of retarded shit and rate my dick
>pretend Im bored and not interested
>he closes it, disappointed that it was unerwhelming
>roommate walks out of the room
>instantly open Jow Forums and write the story in greentext

nice

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>me and friends hanging out at my house, high and drunk
>they start to talk about hentai and Jow Forums comes to the conversation
>I say "oh I browse Jow Forums sometimes, but it's fucked up because you're seeing something interesting and suddenly someone posts a girl covered in shit or even a dick from nowhere"
>my friend say "oh then user likes to see the dicks on that website"
>other one say "man you need to left Jow Forums, that's old internet, the thing now is reddit"

theyre right you know

Jow Forums is old internet bro... get with the times and join us on reddit

>laugh at really some stupid shit you kids post here
>milf asks why am i so happy
thanks boys, now i can get laid under the pretense im a fun guy

I'm too addicted at this point, in fact it's been 10 years now

I'd hate to see a Brazilian leave, but I understand

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It's been 7 years
I can't leave this place
I don't know why

It's some kind of curse. No matter how shitty and normie infested this place has become, I can't leave. Hopefully gookmoot deems this site as abnormal financial loss and shuts it down. Then I can be truly free.

Don't lie to yourself
You will never be truly free
Even if Jow Forums is gone, you'll be on infinitychan,krautchan, even plebbit

>friend who studies computer science randomly starts shouting "ITS HAPPENING" and when asked wtf he's on about points towards me and says I'll understand
why are they like this

My browsing habits have been basically restricted to Jow Forums, youtube and nhentai. I'll visit other sites to look things up but all of the "social" elements have been entirely condensed and restricted over the years.
Feels kind of weird. Isolated and alone IRL, isolated and alone online.

> Jow Forums, youtube and nhentai
Dasda holy trinity there. Are you me?

>talking about 9/11 in group
>I start baneposting in Lithuanian

Why the fuck did I even do it

I had a friend in HS who talkes about Jow Forums. He was fucking crazy so I bet you all are sort of like him

based

normies need to fuck off talking about Jow Forums irl

it's for online only, I've been here 10 years and flat out denied knowing the existence of the website to good friends who mentioned it

idk why I do that but it feels right, maybe cause it will out me as a degenerate weirdo when I come off as a normie irl

same, although at the time i didn't go on Jow Forums, but i remember him coming up to me and saying he'd been posting on /b/ for a whole year so wasn't a newfag anymore.

Based and Jow Forumspilled

What is wrong with people?
If I ever heard "Jow Forums" publicly here I'd instantly consider that person my soulmate for life

i dont care
i would be willing to talk about it since speaking english is still something special here and nobody knows whats going on on Jow Forums except for anime

he probably meant the layout
it's an abomination

Ive seen enough shit to know that anyone who visits four khan has a chance of being a cumbrownie baking sperglord.

sup Manny
when will you be appearing on TV?

This. It's not something you talk about

I know what you mean but damn, it's worth a try. I don't think there's anyone I can relate to that isn't from Jow Forums

based and redpilled

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>ITT: Weak pussies who feel like they need to hide their power level

Amen to that brother!

You're a Jew bro, you have that as a shield

You have no power level to hide

Jow Forums junkie

Imagine what the type of person who is publicly seeking validation for browsing this shithole is like. If you want to find someone who browses Jow Forums irl so bad then you should be broadcasting that you browse it yourself but I assume you don't do this because there's better things in your life to associate yourself with.

>jewish tricks

Not this time shlomo

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post more stories, anons

just say you come here to annoy Jow Forumstards and rile them up, you'll be seen like a war veteran

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haha based

I'm pretty normal in real life, I don't want people knowing I like anime, etc.

I unironically only go to Jow Forums to shit on Hitler and Germany

admitting to trolling people online is just as if not more sad as admitting you go to Jow Forums

That was probably me and my incel friend :(

incel is normie vocab now though

>admitting you go to Jow Forums
sad?

nah it's just weird cause of all the fucked up shit desu, why would it be sad even normies can see the appeal to some shit here

extremely based

>some dudes next to me make fun of incels
>I stab them to death like everyone else in the kebab shop
They won't make the same mistake twice.

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BANIS?

>be me
>have friends
>sometimes browse Jow Forums together
>mainly /gif/ ylyl and rekt threads
many such cases

The discussion usually results in one of two courses, PORN ORE GORE. Everytime a coworker ore pear from school ore pedestrian bring up Jow Forums the course always in my experience goes to one of those topics

Me too. I browse ylyl and rekt threads with my friend sometimes

>ore
What are you doing?

Mining I assume

If I showed my powerlevel in real life, then I would be in jail right not

You forget, I twas a 10 year at a time my lad. This is what separates men from boys

>co-workers start talking about Jow Forums
>share my OG Jow Forums memes with them and redpill them on MAGA and kekistan

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>someone IRL says he browses Jow Forums
>beat him up
manchildren need to be bullied

I do the same thing.

>mfw caught browsing on my phone by a Jow Forums tard

I hated that instance. I was pretty much forced to talk about it in that case.

based

Kys racist

>pl*bbit ITT
Jow Forums are not to be talked and browse in the public because it meant to be browse on your pc in isolated, secluded room.

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>flag

Everybody involved in this story was some shade of brown. I'm imagining you're a Haitian in a group of Dominicans

Nice

>Wow user, how do you even know how the flag of Senegal looks like

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>kekistan

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you're right, it wasn't. 3000 people died. obviously horrible. but the wars and events that lead to that attack killed thousands more.

>friend was a typical Jow Forumseddit faggot
>keeps sending r/4chin links and shitty greentexts like it's 2010
>tell him he's a casual faggot and go back to whatever lmao dankmemes subr*ddit he vrowses
>starting going on Jow Forums because he's a tryhard drumpfie, starts ranting about ess jay doubleyews
>started going on /b/, catch him browsing Jow Forums
I've created a monster

Now you need to take responsibility.

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>I was bored at school at decided to study my atlas

>kekistan
please stop or I will die from cringe overkill

>opened up Jow Forums on a slow day in class
>girl next to me notices
>"So, how do you feel about the new owner?" she says
>"H-h-e's okay"
>never bring it up ever again

Yup and i hate the fucking porn ads on Jow Forums

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Yeah you'e going to turn more heads saying that than just telling the truth.

>defending gook moot in public

Well that's what I did in 5-6 class, I knew most flags before Jow Forums even was a thing.

Based and oldpilled

holy shit that was cringe

ever heard of uBlock, kurwa?

I'm not going yo old yeller his ass, I just need to give him a shot of self-awareness