i literally sharted myself in front of my parents today. i thought i was going to fart and it just blew out of my ass leaking all over my pants and the ground
I literally sharted myself in front of my parents today...
David James
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Cooper Torres
you sharted. but were you in mart?
Daniel Sullivan
Did they clap ?
Or did you get shot ?
Levi Ross
that's ok Tyrone, everything will be fine.
Adam King
SHART
James Barnes
no i was in my house yelling at my mom to go to walmart
Robert Price
iktf bro. i sharted on my moms car seat last month
>the stain is still visible
Jeremiah Nguyen
>innocent pants and ground
Blake Robinson
i wish i had my phone with me when this happened it was insane how much shit was all over me
Ethan White
Why is sharting such a common phenomena in America?
Ayden Powell
should've kept it inside til you got to mart.
bad american
Cooper Wilson
Based
Nathaniel Flores
Is this a meme or is sharting a problem in America?
Matthew Sanders
there there, isn't it the rite of passage in the usa
Julian Richardson
this is the second time its happened to me this year
Christian Bennett
sharting in the states should be liable for tax exemption .
Logan Cooper
>just pants and ground
You should count your blessings. When i was 16 i sharted on my little sister.
>see her sitting on couch
>feel a fart coming
>decide it would be funny to stick my ass (i was wearing boxers) right up against the back of her head and let rip
by the time i realized it wasnt gas it was too late to abort
its the only time my dad ever seriously hit me
Jace Perez
Why tho
Austin Brooks
sharting a mark on mart never gets old
Lucas Baker
probably my diet, i eat fast food everyday
Ryan Scott
I eat junk food everyday too, I'm not sharting my pants
Brayden Martin
Jordan Hall
Sharting is just american way of life. Ive been doing some research on this topic when shart in mart meme was big.
If course shitty food is mostly to blame. Mainly obviously fatty foods labeled as low-fat, especially chips. Turns out such foods contain fat inhibitors, which prevent your body from ingesting fats. Fats are, however, crucial for good digestion and without them your shit will be just brown water leaking out of your ass.
If you try to find out any way of dealing with the sharts on the american internets, you wont be able to get to the core of the problem. Dozens of articles only give info on how to deal with the shart. Wash your ass, carry spare underpants etc. Mind you these are even female targeted articles (whom would you expect to want to prevent it) and often doctors are consulted in those articles (whom would you expect to know something about it) As if americans accepted sharts as a part of life and cant understand that sharts can actually be prevented by not eating shitty food
en.wikipedia.org
look at side effects
Easton Roberts
Do you have a German heritage by any chance?
Aaron Jones
kek
Nolan Clark
fried and greasy foods