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Imagine being such a pathetic poster that you get banned regularly

Intentionally evading spam/post filters.

porn is weird. wanking at others performing sexual acts you're not involved in. a bit cucky.

I'm so detached from the sex in which I engage that it's much of a muchness

wish i was a virgin, didnt care about sex until i got my willy wet now all i think about is fanny

Once wanked to the green hill Microsoft Windows XP wallpaper

Unironically taking a shit right now

Ironically taking the piss right now

quite literally could care less about these posts
fuck off

wonder what part of scotland douglas is from. bet he's a glaswegian.

Hope a water snake or eel has swam into your toilet and jumps up into your arsehole and rips your intestines out

A poo! A niggardly poo!

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scrupulously doing a think right at this moment

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*fires a paveway IV at /brit/*

how is any of this funny?

>Could care less
Ah yes

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>adult cartoon

do you mean stuff like family guy or hentai or both?

also been laying some deadly farts this morning.

We thankfully dont have your weird death creatures here lad

bit racist

a big firey shit is burning its way towards my asshole i can feel it

Nothing is funny. It's all very serious.

*launches a radar-guided tomahawk directly at your bollocks*

Dont post this bollocks again ffs
Look at my flag you daft cunt

*tells a really funny joke*

wouldn't have a scooby what this said if not for those line breaks

is that ancestry dna or 23 and me? worth the money?

please respond. thanks

Reminder not to take a shit whilst edging, ending up ruining my nofap because of this and my bathrooms a mess

What flood? It's a pro union paper admitting unionism is dead, cui bono?

point to me...the funny post

So yes, as I was saying the green hill Microsoft Windows XP wallpaper.

it's Lachlan

23andMe

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I imagined myself on the hill, you see

when i was a teenager i used to jerk off into my sisters panties

this idea came to me in a daydream while limping to the shops
in its infancy i saw the poo in his glass, but that didnt work in practise

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Wish it was my bollocks buried underneath that hill

when I was a teenager I used to jerk off into my sister

fine day for it

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freakin idiot

Always been scared to take one of these, i have unaturally curly hair for white guy, have a feeling i may be part jew or god forbid part irish.

With a girl...

where is he now

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reposting as i was unaware of the new thread...

cba

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no u

good morning britain

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my pet rock reported schizoleaf but it doesnt feel like reporting lachy

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On the green hill with a girl. She was white

6'5 255 pounds of pure muscle motherfucker

i actually stole one pair and nutted into it so many times it became this gnarly crusted thing
absolutely vile

>buy forza horizon 4
>supposed to be a free roam racing game based in britain
>its an off road racing game based in scotland

FUCKKKKKK YOU

dissolving in a oil drum full of acid

would batter the shins off you with a lead pipe you melungeon deformity

mental that you can quite literally shoot yourself in the mouth and STILL not die immediately. Just watched that vid of Bjork's stalker off himself and you can see him groan after the initial shot and fall forward, with the sound of blood gurgling out of his head profusely for a few minutes.

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On the top part of the green hill if you remember it had an arch at the top, a peak, if you will, of the green hill

just read the daily dose of the FT (financial times) lads
particularly worried by the effect of japan's aging population on their insurance premiums and the likelihood of widespread insolvency at the company level in the near future

embarrassing

how is off road and scotland not free roam and britain

Me? Sino-Celtic.

lads what are some sexy things I can make the gf buy

one thing i’ve never understood from all the porn addled monkeys is their obsession with dicks moreso than the girls
>Oh man to see her take a big dick
>She needs a bbc
and so on. over exposure fucks with your head

my pet rock reported your pet rock but they both ended up getting banned

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nostalgia

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this should have been used more

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Scotland IS Britain

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bit disappointed nobody appreciate the wank in the garden reference
archive only allows searching for recent posts and only one that comes up uses Alan instead of Tommy
state of it

Gym membership and facial surgery if shes a fat munter, followed by tit job and vaginal reconstruction

why doesn't that 32% jew and 17% kurdish show up in this

everybody does it

Mad how I've single-handedly turned /brit/ against schizoleaf

aough
aaaaoooouuuuuuggghhh
aaawwwwoooooooooooooooouughhh

For me, it's suspender belts

what to play

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worse you probably did it to your daughter

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lmao what the fuck
lefties crack me up with their random autistic antics

not an unjustifiable concern considering that a lot of Australian superannuation funds including mine are significantly exposed to Japanese financial institutions

shut the FUCK UP i got conned for 60 quid

>mad how I've convinced people that a runny shit tastes bad
yes mate, very impressive

On top of the green hill Microsoft wallpaper, at the very tip of the green hill, right in the center, well no, just off to the left a little, offset, on top of the green hill at the highest point.. with a girl

Garry's Mod

thief gold
cracking game

reckon its why loads of people develop gayness. its a lifestyle choice not an inherent sexuality they're born with.

only idiots like stellaris