/brit/

anime

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all these obscure flags are awful posters

brit = scum, he said

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thanks for posting that ear splitting video jackass i like it alot hugs and kisses

woke up with a tickle in my throat
think I might have a cold
this is it lads
sorry mom, sorry dad

leave

How do I get a mommy gf?

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I’m a communist

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vapid whore thinks she's living in an advert

would chin her into the next galaxy if she did this within 50 feet of me

dont like russia
really pathetic country and people

what's this from?

you forgot to quote my sick post
VERY low effort if you ask me

i will bend you backwards u little idiot

bigot

unironically what is the point of this.

her thighs would literally crush my willer

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Putin is a great guy.

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dont like china
really pathetic country and people

very little of what I know did i learn from books

Ham flavoured beer lads. It’s real nice

show off her bum to gain instagram followers

What about the Dai people?

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putin's a bender.
the thai king's a bender
poosident shart is a bender
theresa may is a tranny

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Light weight babyyyy

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The fuck ahaha

nah don't. i like her.

we're gonna fuckin make america great again

the gf ideal

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Me?
Celtic

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here

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dont put me on edge like that ever again

All the most outspoken critics of homosexuality always turn out to be secretly bent. It's like a law of the universe or something.

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what a WOMAN

>if you don't want to fuck men in the ass...you're gay

im an ardent supporter of homosexuality and im bent as thruppence so there goes that theory

>All the most outspoken critics of homosexuality always turn out to be secretly bent. It's like a law of the universe or something.

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>Ban on putting Shetland in a box on maps comes into force

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that's a bitchy female platitude
women love that shit
>oh teehee he's gay i swear xD
men understand male sexuality

schizoleaf

freudian drivel

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>Mapmakers argue that boxes help avoid "publishing maps which are mostly sea".

all i want is a home, a wife, some kids, and a job i don't hate. is that really too much to ask?

note how when women get their hands on homosexuals they turn into degenerate freaks who parade around in drag
note how when men get their hands on homosexuals they turn into genius philosophers who can objectively comment on society's ailments
women ruined gays

This man has studied the human mind

in the 21st century it is

Bored as fuck lads should I just go to the beach?

Based, Redpilled and @ Jow Forums.org approved

no, it's to do with how they go about it and how obsessed they come across

I think; therefore, I think
Cogito ergo cogito

how do i throw a good punch

i'm physically superior to 99% of /brit/ posters

height, build, face

go to bed

yes you entitled prick

I am the 1%

twist your fist twist your hips twist your torso

like this

*puts shetland in a box*
*kicks it hard down the road*
*breaks my good foot*
*provokes my already broken foot by putting all my weight on it*
well now what to do but clamber home on my hands like a common muckraker
*backstrokes up the road, driveway, steps, threshold, hall, stairs, landing, doorway and bedroom*
home at last, and how nice it is to be under a roof and walls! how pleasant, how dreamy....dreamy.....dreamy........dreeeeaaammmyyy........
*awakes in a cold sweat*
ah yes
another midday kipdream
*stretches my legs on the garden chair*
*notices both my legs are missing from the knee down*
or was it a dream at all...?

saw a pornographic video yesterday entitled "Babysitter gets face full of breast milk"

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I - I am the 1%

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can you get kicked out of uni for punching someone first in a fight

does england have haunted hayrides

how did you break your foot in the first place?

I’ve been in bed all day

what the fuck was he doing there?

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just punch the dean if he does that haha

my post was better than yours
but you'll never admit it

h-hot

why isnt duelling legal

Saw some British people in a shop earlier this week. The shop assistant didn't understand English so they started speaking English with a German accent.

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tiny brain - staying in the UK
small brain - emigrating to Australia, the US, the continent or anywhere else in the developed West
medium brain - living as an expat in developed asia
large brain - living as an expat in developing asia
gigantic brain - living as an expat in Africa

got in a scrap with one of these

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hahaha british RETARDS

might move to germany one day. what do you think about that deutsch lad?

brain skin - living as an expat in saudi arabia

McGregor and Fury are /ourboys/ right lads?

wish I could move to Africa
currently on saffer proto-gf #3 in pursuit of my goal of living the Voortrekker life

Embracing the chilly temperature as a symbolic chess move against Hitler, right in front of his most loyal followers, showing how much colder he can be.

god shes so fit

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*peels foreskin back*
en garde you sheep's bladder!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH delet this

people who emigrate from their own country are almost always weirdos who have no friends or they hate their family

you sure?

magistrates are fearful of my battle prowess, know that i could essentially live above the law