Perfidious Fritz edition
/brit/
t' show
things a german can't do either
according to lisicki, any venue playing music is automatically a rave
state of this sheltered freak
was talking to a girl now she's doing a masters in Cambridge
idk how to feel, she'll prob forget me when some Cambridge chad talks to her.
but find her more attractive bc she's in Cambridge
reee
did you just study all the time during sixth form lol thats mad
i had a part time job
>still calling 190 lisicki
exquisite gimmick
would you?
>There's really not £54,000 worth of difference between a medical degree from Cambridge and from Edinburgh. Edinburgh's in the top 10 medicals schools worldwide anyway, and I'm planning on working in the NHS anyway (literally no difference in pay whether you have a medical degree from Oxbridge or Cardiff)
>Not sure about now but back in 2014 you could get an unconditional offer from Oxbridge and other medical schools with 5 As at Higher. I had 7.
Still got the acceptance letter for Trinity at home
Surgeons only make up a small proportion of doctors though, and the therapeutic benefits of actually talking to a physician who seems to know about your condition means that physicians will never be automated.
Me: Do you have any Batman Wallpaper?
Salesperson: Is it for a child's bedroom?
Me: No
Salesperson: Playroom?
Me: I don't have children.
Salesperson: So..
Me: Can't a 43 year old woman have Batman wallpaper?
Salesperson: Sure.
Me: Fab. Now. do you have any Wonder Woman curtains?
Not really, have reasonably good memory and I was lucky in that all my teachers at school were genuinely interested in both their subjects and in teaching.
I had my results from Higher already (we sit them in 5th year) and had predicated grades of As for all my Advanced Highers (the exams we sit during last year of school)
that was worth posting
Didn't go to uni but at least I have an iq test to dangle in front of employers
Surgery wont be fully automated anytime soon but I think it will be roboticly assisted to the point that only top surgeons have jobs
Was talking to this lass from Leeds who's studying medicine
Was telling her there's no possibility of her becoming a surgeon in this Country because she goes to Leeds
She was having none of it, started spitting her dummy out. Looked at her in disgust
you don't need to put a heading on your posts on this website
my unis better than yours!!!!!!!!!!!
Was just catching you out mate, bit slow today lad
It'd be stupid not to do FY1 and FY2 in the NHS to get fully registered with the GMC first (if you don't do them within a few years of graduating you lose the right to do them and can't practice as a doctor in the UK).
I'd feel guilty if I fucked off immediately abroad having benefitted from free education and having been taught within the NHS. I'd consider maybe going to Australia or working in one of the international organisations for a few years but I'd still plan on ultimately working for the NHS as a career.
>Was telling her there's no possibility of her becoming a surgeon in this Country because she goes to Leeds
That's categorically wrong though.
fucking hell look at all these runts linking to the last thread
we've moved on gramps
>cuck
miss me with that shit
at what point am i suppose to stop giving a fuck?
now.
i'm doing great fucking things here.
the defining moments of my life probably.
that stuff doesn't mean anything anymore.
You like my home screen or nah?
The boipussy stock soaring
and if i ever end up going anywhere for pussy out of this there's only one place i'm serious about
for a virgin freak like yourself, I guess it's okay
Love our beautiful flat earth me
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>RT
killer assassin freak
Not a virgin or a consumer of soy.
Just like 8bit aesthetic
BTFO WHITE BOI INCELS
hmmmm i'll let it slide this time mate
quiet he might be listening
*blocks your path*
very yankish post to think that's white
nobody in this video is white
what on earth haha
Niggas iffy uh
HAHA tekashi is such a weirdo
I don't know why I find pictures of girls like this attractive yet when my gf is a bit chubby like this I don't find it attractive
8bit aesthetics is a territory conquered by autists, soyboys and freaks. If you don't belong to those category, which I highly doubt so, i suggest you change your phone wallpaper to something more neutral and less virginesque
SCUMMMMM GANNNNNNG
youtu.be
i be nicky uh on thugh picky iffy ugh
Whos is white in this video?
U CAN TALK HOT ON THE INTERNET BOI
Is this you
Ever noticed U.S. is often written with the dots but UK never is? What's up with that?
gf said she wants to lose fat so I forced her to step on scales. It showed 80kg. weights even more than me. I would dump her immediatelly if I wasnt neet and she wasnt supporting my livelyhood
might have an afternoon nap
this post going out to all the wagies out there
>autist
Yeah that's me. not a virgin or a feak though. More of a socially acceptable autist.
B&R
icky wicky spider climb up da wiffy spou' uh
Been doing that the last few days, not a good idea
hey mate, fellow NEET here
mind telling me what's under the bucket?
fucking hate the sunsies wunsies x
if i told you that wagie i'd have to kill you
nah mate you've got it all wrong I'm a NEET just like you
Nothing but respect for my president
Someone left a MASSIVE floater in the work toilets
Based
NEETs seeth wagies like myself. I get paid, post on /brit/ all day and can even have a cheeky wank in the toilets haha
Nah.
I do like Warhammer games, though.
The old fantasy ones though none of that 40K space shite
Thee gunses! pecious gunses!
wagie cope
I've seen you toilpost before, you can pretend it's "okay", but deep down you wouldn't do it if you didn't have to
Wish i had gunses 2bh.
i have a fitted suit and clean up quite well
if i put that on and walked into random officies in the city centre, could i actually get a decent job
it's a frontiersman thing
Seriously?
Hello a few months ago
I know what it's like being a NEET. It's much worse than toiling.
I'd rather have massacre free schools TBQH
maybe if you're poor my famly is wealthy and I choose to be a neet all the jobs i've had were boring as fuck
I don't remember where, when, the time or date, but I remember that user raped me
Builds character
Only due to cash issues, if you were NEET with a good income everything would be cushty.
How wealthy are we talking about? Enough to stay a NEET forever?
>my famly is wealthy and I choose to be a neet
Lmao. I think everyone knows at least one person in work that says this to pretend he isn't stuck in a dead end miserable job
Fills bodybags.
aussie internet so shit that this is only reaching you now haha
funny post
You'll work for me one day
what do you mean? I am neet though I don't go to work lol.
yes
>Police are hunting a rapist who fled from a court building moments after being found guilty of attacking a teenage girl.
>Bradley Tout, 20, vaulted the dock and ran out of Worcester Crown Court on Wednesday after being unanimously convicted alongside his co-defendant, Kulin Odedra.
He's literally escaped justice.
*kills you*
Nice security
Christ
Lucky bastard
i worked basically as a secretary one time
the agency lied to me
didnt have to answer the phone at least. was supposed to stay the week but didnt
>agency
grim
The gf
proper fucked up lads
the entire flat hates the flatmate i shagged
How are courts able to prove that someone raped another person?
Unless you have security cameras somewhere that physically showed the rape occur, all you've got is "he said, she said".
Genuinely wonder how they work it out because the Kavanaugh farce has got me wondering about how you get justice for ACTUAL rape victims and not the "guilty until proven innocent" shitshow