What are the essential differences between Italian and French culture?

What are the essential differences between Italian and French culture?

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italians have clean butts

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shitaly is shit because it's full of shitalians

>do you prefer baguettes or pasta

THIS

t. sicilian with a CLEAN butt

Both are shit

terrone

french cuisine is based on letting things rot, ferment and develop fungus, italian cuisine is about freshness

and that's a GOOD thing

*snap*

Literally no difference whatsoever.
The French are kinda calmer, but that's that, nothing else worth mentioning

this. fr*nch food is shit tier.

>Italians don't eat rotten food

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Italy has actual historic architecture.

French architecture is colonist LARPing as Romanz

italians eat pasta every day

>ferment
What is salami? What is Bruss
> and develop fungus,
Gorgonzola, Culatello di Zibello, some salamis

Fuck off you fucking retard

Truth hurts I see

t. worm eater

butthert frenchies

France is a shitty copy of Italy, all their art was stolen from us

French are italians in a bad mood( mosly because of shitty weather and g*rman racemixing)

Lmao keep believing that while I munch of my Roquefort
It's a national treasure, nothing to be asshurt about unlike Italians who apparently have yet to come to terms with the fact they eat rotten food

Daily reminder Gothic architecture came from France
So hand over the duomos please

>French are italians in a bad mood
this is true
also italian culture is a lot about family,
french just don't give a fuck about it

the franks were germans, u dumb gaul

gothic was litterally destroyed by vasari
You need some culture baby

France already existed by the time this architecture emerged
Unlike Italia, we actually have a long history as a unified country and can claim stuff from 1000 years ago without without some faggy former city states reeeeing about their ancient glory

>litterally

Stopped reading there

Both are based in their own way, let's make peace my Italian bros

>shitty weather

Speak for yourself Mario, I'm Med bvll climate born and raised unlike the foggy Po plain or cloudy Appenines

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t. kingdom of the Franks

more like kingdom of the Fags LMOA

I litterary mean litterary

Fuck off you fucking retard

In this ITT

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mafia

You can either meme along or leave
That kind of posts aren't funny

Stupid shitaloids

Bump

Why don't you eat garlic?

french people are less friendly to white foreigners and more friendly to africans

like, if you try to speak french to them they will laugh at you, walk away and stop showering for a week, while if you try to speak italian to us we will gift you some pocket spaghetti

on the other hand, if you're black you'll be istantly put in french NT

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Illiterate french that kind of cheese containing living larvae is typical in some french regions like Corsica, too, where it's called casgiu merzu. fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casgiu_merzu

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>Corsica
>french

>napoleon
>french

Napoleon was a Corsican who became French.

Italians are obsessed at how Nordics "do it better" despite the fact they can do what they do exactly because they have the opposite mentality from "funny hat man wants my money, fuck him!"

italy and france
BBFF

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Actually this i like france, but they look down on us for some reason

we look down on everyone, don't take it personally

Because you don't know them

>I consider Corsica France only when it suits my agenda

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this is exactly why we are friendly to you

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tfw no italian gf
youtube.com/watch?v=yiniatVRFJo&t=558s

youtube.com/watch?v=ixcJ6jeU3U0&t=0s
tfw no calabrian greek gf

I see, in fact you put Giroud in your NT

I'm French, I've travelled through France extensively, I've visited different parts of Italy several times, and I am absolutely buttmad at the fact that this is the absolute truth. I still use my bathtub for this (and I can't live without mozzarella) so am I a honorary Italian ?

Well desu this is kinda moot, aside from the real ugly worm infested corsican bread, our literally rotten cheese are actually good for health, because they greatly contribute to bacterial flora in the stomach and intestines. As for the taste, we are the uncontested kings of the earth. For cheese and wine, that is.

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I've been there, and I have no fucking clue how they are all so skinny. God tier food I guess

I don't look down on you
I go down on you

Allah is indeed a good name for a fatty pig

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>how they are all so skinny
Your gurlz are skinny as us.

You're not like bong or krauts whose girls are unironically landwhales

if it's shit, then it's french

unlike italians, the french are human, just about

The obvious one

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Quantity: Italy wins
Quality: France wins

t. numbers

They don't have Dj Tatanka

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Italiens are frens

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ti cago in bocca

non è molto buono

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messere apra la bocca orsù

More funny than expected

Ti schiaccio, in questo modo, platch platch

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cringe thread good job Jow Forums

sounds like finnish

TATANKA

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Yes, I know its not true and it is supported only in cliche, but it is really funny

don’t Italian girls also have very fresh pussies?

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