Gay infiltration in male fashion

> live in europe
> am tall guy, 6.4' and V shape body, above average cock even when flaccid
> can't find straight looking t-shirt (usually only see V-neck shirts and shirts with "short-short" cut offs.
> Jeans are usually so skinny and show too much ass I have to get Straight trimmed and "Bundhöhe" high to at least look like a hetero.
> Jeans crotch area is so loose when tightening buckle my bulge and penis outline are showing. Could all be hidden with some stronger fabrics.

Why do we let gays contol our appearance? Just check out Zalando - male section to see how gay they are.

zalando.de/herrenbekleidung-jeans/

zalando.de/herrenbekleidung-shirts/

WTF --> zalando.de/tommy-jeans-scanton-pambco-jeans-shorts-denim-tob22f00i-k11.html

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go thrift storing you npc

>claims to be heterosexual
>brags about his body shape and penis size to thousands of male strangers on a laotian pedophilia forum
nice one

>zalando

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> admits he browses a laotian pedophilia forum

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Where do you get your clothes shrek?

see

No wonder you look like a hobo

fashion is the domain of gays and women, there's really nothing you can do

>Goes to Hans: handjobs and faggots accessories
>Why everything looks gay woooow
Mountainjew pls, go outside sometimes.

>goes to homo shop
>complains about homo clothes

Real men buy their clothes at Lidl

Try to find some used Mustang jeans on ebay.

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show us your ass boy and stop complaining

This is what the peak alpha males dress like in burgerland. If you aren't dressed like this then you are beta homosex.

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Male fashion is gay by default

Totally Shrekpilled.

buy a pair of US army camo BDUs. buy some black doc martins boots. find a pack of nice athletic white t-shirts. keep your hair short. least gay look ever especially since you’re a eurofag

women like men's asses desu, and well-fitting clothes always look better

this

True but I dont like that my cock is accentuated.

we don't really have thrift shops only charity shops which are for people in poverty

There is a shit load of different cut jeans. Just get the one you like.

It's 2018. If you can't figure out how to use the internet to get the exact clothes to meet your autistic desires then you deserve to get your tightly squeezed glutes eyeraped. Fucking dramatic straightoids I swear to god

Do Euros still wear skinny/slim jeans

Yeah we do, only yankees wear baggy jeans lmao

We do. Unlike you Burgers we aren't afraid of our masculinity/closet homos.

Go to a tailor and get them done as you like them, then.

Found the effeminate homosexuals.

hi alex, stef here

>>> am tall guy, 6.4' and V shape body, above average cock even when flaccid
>> can't find straight looking t-shirt (usually only see V-neck shirts and shirts with "short-short" cut offs.
>> Jeans are usually so skinny and show too much ass I have to get Straight trimmed and "Bundhöhe" high to at least look like a hetero.
>> Jeans crotch area is so loose when tightening buckle my bulge and penis outline are showing. Could all be hidden with some stronger fabrics.
I have the identical problem and I'm the same size

fashion has been unironically the big gay since its inception

Found the ugly ass virgin

Why do you think all male models and actors wear slim/skinny jeans?

Oi mate, you going to rub your shirtless body against your best mate later at the football game?

seething

stuck in the late 90s?

>i look sexy in any clothes i buy
1st world problems indeed...

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>Portuguese 1.72 m
Now I want a Manlet bf from Portugal.