/brit/

nowt wrong with watching anime, gives me the daily dose of cute girls i need

I fucking hate autists
They’re offensive twats whose parents just allowed them to act that way and never forced them to overcome their innate cuntness

i have no money you dumb cunt

idiot

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what is a hvidlogsbrodsekspert doing in 'alia

i know i know
proper cheeky little shits arent they

post the most /b/ thing you can think of

tipping point rather

pic? quite engrossed in this bbc2 doco

autists just start blabbing about anime and shit non-stop

just had 700 calories for dinner lads

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>juve wins lol
>bayern wins lol

how can anyone watch these leagues?

love it when you throw them a bone, give them a chance to join a conversation by asking them a question or giving an opportunity to tell a story and they always try too hard or talk about some inane shit and kill every topic dead
every time

Dubs decide what I send to this person

greasy ass photo

Everyone I've spoken to at open days in the computer science departments seemed alright. The teachers for cs seemed much cooler than the ones for other subjects too. I don't think it will be as bad as everyone makes it out.
I'm aware that social life would be pretty shit at somewhere like imperial because of all of the internationals and difficult at oxford because of the increased workload, but places like ucl (lots of internationals too but more students in general), St Andrews (more English speaking internationals ie yanks) or Durham I think social life will be fine. I'll join all the societies that interest me that aren't shit like anime or video games society. I think I'll be fine, I'm not an uber autist like some people are here

I’ve not been on /b/ in six years and can’t even imagine the stupid shit there nowadays

Jesus christ just thinking about what that shit must smell like is turning me.

>that dreaded silence and looking around the room that comes after an autist tells you something
"so what were we saying again?"

why are you thinking about that for

mad to think people idolize this mong, and they're post ITT right now

yeah sure they'll make you look good, but let's be honest now, there's no women around for you to impress in a computer science lecture

he and the libertines/babyshambles make good music though

(me)
Although I am a slight autist but that's probably fixable

How likely am I to lose my virginity during freshers?

matched with a tranny on tinder
Looks pretty good just with a huge schnoz
Dare I?

"well that was cringy" haha "nevermind"

cant stand having to walk on eggshells with people, cant stand niggering about with inclusion of autismos, give them no special treatment, if they cant pull their own weight they're to walk the plank as long as i am captain of the social situation

what the fuck do they expect you to do when they say something completely bizarre and not fucking funny? do they want to be strangled?

500ml relentless passion fruit down the gullet

i shouldn't.

Shagged a lass and she clawed fuck out of my back lads, supposed to be seeing a different lass sunday might end up shagging her too but how can I play off my back if she see's it?

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>How likely am I to lose my virginity during freshers?
are you over 5'8, not obese, wash regularly and have basic social skills?

Issue is lad that it's not really special being better looking than your fellow virgin freaks since there'll be no girls, if any, you'll want to pick up during your seminars/lectures. Although saying that I feel like i'm better looking than 95% of the people on my course since everybody else is from London or China; perhaps they think i'm a ugly runt freak? Perhaps.

lad are you using this pirate gimmick as a substitute for having something to actually say?
pitiful

Yes yes yes and yes

i lost mine during the first night of freshers and went on a streak of having sex
however i go to a shit uni in a party town but ive shagged birds from durham uni and newcastle so it just depends how good your crack is really

im so american, my niggers have got niggers

He's pretty based though would be a sketch to hang out with for a while.

dont do it faggot

what would you do if men had a curfew lads

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your cat did it

just a reminder that there ARE other things you can talk about except university
don't look at me like that, it's tr
mate stop crying, come on

If I go to London I might have to compromise and shag an Asian but that's not a huge issue really

ive gone on dates with hickeys on my neck lad and let me tell you they'll get bothered by it but not in an overly bad/stop talking to you way

what's the worse thatll happen? she thinks you're a man slag? girls love a man slag for short term flings

gross lol

Put on a dress for my midnight walks

I really really like this post

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since when does a curfew prevent someone from going out if he really wants to.

Racist cunt

*comes into your city*
*betrays your hospitality*

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protest that my rights are being violated and that I am being abused in this country and that I want to be made a united states citizen and given a green card

never meet your idols
i bet he's a cunt in person

disobey it

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>aSHITha nagesh

this is not a problem I have ever had

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You can save it if you want to

>never meet your idols/heroes
well it's a good thing I don't have any then, eh?

Might be a naughty boy and fuck this tranny up the ass

i can see your redditflags lad, why are you pretending that you can't tell i don't live in a city

I would laugh at the normies because as an abnormie I already obey the curfew

The Diversity Enforcement squad sends out and armed patrol and shoots you dead on the spot for radical meninism

when i went down to london clubbing i mogged everyone in height, they were all 5'8 so remain hopeful

190 is ten years is gonna be that 35 year old boomer still going to student clubs and offering the 18 year olds MDMA when they've moved on to some new super drug

thanks lorie

if they're over 5'10 it's a big nono

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got no idea what, when, wherefore or why stockport is desu
just quoting the funny movies haha :)

In less than a year I'll be at university

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I mean I wouldn't be arsed if it was just a few love bites, but shes fragged my back it's super bad, if I smash her she probably won't see my back but she might afterwards and get salty

Who died today:
1903 – Otto Weininger, Austrian philosopher

Otto Weininger was born on 3 April 1880 in Vienna, a son of the Jewish goldsmith

In 1903, he published his most famous work: Geschlecht und Charakter (Sex and Character). In it, he states the male aspect is active, productive, conscious and moral/logical, while the female aspect is passive, unproductive, unconscious and amoral/alogical.

Weininger, who had converted to Christianity in 1902, analyzes the archetypical Jew as feminine, and thus profoundly irreligious, without true individuality (soul), and without a sense of good and evil. Weininger decries the decay of modern times, and attributes much of it to feminine, and thus Jewish, influences. Weininger rejected the demand of the women's rights activists and spoke out against feminism. On 3 October he took a room in the house in Schwarzspanierstraße 15 where Ludwig van Beethoven died and shot himself.

In his private conversations, Hitler recalled a remark his mentor Dietrich Eckart made about Weininger: "I only knew one decent Jew and he committed suicide...".

>"The Jew is not really anti-moral. But, none the less, he does not represent the highest ethical type. He is rather non- moral, neither good nor bad. So also in the case of the woman......In the Jew and the woman, good and evil are not distinct from one another. Jews, then, do not live as free, self-governing individuals, choosing between virtue and vice in the Aryan fashion. The true concept of the State is foreign to the Jew, because he, like the woman, is wanting in personality. As there is no real dignity in women, so what is meant by the word "gentleman" does not exist amongst the Jews."

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FOLC

is that a drone?

tbf I am only 5'10 but my mum says I'm still growing plus I have good hair

>fragged my back
Did you come straight out of a Battlestar Galactica episode?

Think I might be mildly autistic, I have no problems reading people or understanding jokes/subtelty but when socialising I either overshare or don’t really speak at all. I’m also quite repetitive as a person, love routine I do.

no it's a madlad

nahhh ive had lovebites on my neck that looked properly bad and the lass got jealous straight away but if anything it just made her want to shag me more

if you're not exclusive she wont care

Of a kind...

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It's an aeroplane

Could watch the BSG miniseries over and over again

literally me
I've managed to overcome but you're not gonna like how

How’d you do it?

Do I need to start going to the gym now before uni
I'm not fat or skinny because i do a lot of running and press ups and sit ups but I feel like I should start getting hench so I can at least stand a chance against the chads at uni

Remember when Mephedrone absolutely mogged MDMA

how do i deal with losing a fight i feel bad

go out with a massively extroverted girl since I was 15

foas

as long as you have a good face and are not fat you'll be alright

whats the significance of that image

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