What do Germans eat?

What do Germans eat?

My brother is bringing home a German girl and I don't know what to feed it.

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Kartoffel und schnitzel bitte

Döner
Pidser (+koler)

They only eat foods that are white.
No other colour.
Not even ((white)) chocolate since its a little darker.
Yellow and blue are permissible.

>google "pidser"
>this is the first result

okay hans

Jews, Poles. You have got plenty of Pollacks, I'm pretty sure you can find some recipe of a crispy Pollack. I must warn you, you will need a rather big oven desu.

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Doner kebab and a cola/lager shandy.

delet

she'll need a lot of sausages and kebabs

Potatoes and blood sausages

if she is german german, then just regular food you eat. If she is a new german, go to halal paki shop across the street

I unironically knew someone who only ate "those little white things" (he meant bread rolls) and solely drank milk. He suffered from schizophrenia and dementia and hated dark colors because they smelled very bitter. When you wore black or brown colors he shouted at you. He himself smelled very bad of piss and sweat tho.

>What do Germans eat?
ass

Most German girls are probably more into salad or other lighter meals than traditional German dishes.

Had this before, unironically nice.

Albino dicks

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She's on a foreign country I doubt she wants to eat something local

based and redpilled

refugees

Wurst, schnitzel

This. Just get her food you'd eat over in the UK. I know that when I go abroad I don't want to just go to mcdonald's or something.

I don't think anyone including Britons want local British food

this to

Europeans flesh

this desu
having a kebab and chips later for 3 pounds
the cheap price comes with food poisoning but it is cheap

A lot of "brot" they love them.

>the cheap price comes with food poisoning but it is cheap
Is it also this bad in the UK? Because of cheapskate Dutch polderjews like 99% of kebab places are disgustingly cheap and dangerous to your health. People here rather pay €1 less than have a good meal.

yes
emre doesn't wash his hands after he pisses

but emre gives me good cheap meat

Wrong fish and chips are GOAT.